Rated PG-13
Opens: February 14, 2013
Studio: Warner Bros.
Starring: Emma Thompson, Jeremy Irons, Thomas Mann, Emmy Rossum and Viola Davis
Directed by: Richard LaGravenese
Kevin says Beautiful Creatures kinda sucks!
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Rated PG-13
Opens: February 14, 2013
Studio: Relativity Media
Starring: Josh Duhamel, Julianne Hough, David Lyons and Cobie Smulders
Directed by: Lasse Hallström
Kevin says Safe Haven kinda sucks!
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This Week: Kevin and Kristin celebrate a late Valentine’s Day in the Magical Studio in the Sky, talking about movies that will send everyone in the family to different theaters: the men can see A Good Day to Die Hard, the ladies can see Safe Haven, the teens can see Beautiful Creatures and the kiddies can see Escape from Planet Earth. They also talk about the impossible physics of the Die Hard movies, Nicholas Sparks cliches (of which there are many), terrible Southern accents and whatever the hell happened to Brendan Fraser’s career. They also play a listener voice mail, proving the phone number still works. XOXO
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A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARDFebruary 14, 2013
STARRING
Bruce Willis as JOHN MCCLANE
Jai Courtney as JACK GENNARO
Sebastian Koch as KOMAROV
Mary Elizabeth Winstead as LUCY
Yuliya Snigir as IRINA
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Directed by: John Moore
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SAFE HAVENFebruary 14, 2013
STARRING
Julianne Hough as KATIE
Josh Duhamel as ALEX
Cobie Smulders as JO
David Lyons as KEVIN
Noah Lomax as JOSH
Mimi Kirkland as LEXIE
Studio: Relativity Media
Directed by: Lasse Hallström
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A LATE QUARTETSTARRING
Christopher Walken as PETER MITCHELL
Philip Seymour Hoffman as ROBERT GELBART
Catherine Keener as JULIETTE GELBART
Imogen Poots as ALEXANDRA GELBART
Mark Ivanir as DANIEL LERNER
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Directed by: Yaron Zilberman
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OSNAP: Don’t Bring It In Wet
Kevin and Merrill return to the Magical Studio in the Sky for a romantic Valentine’s Day dinner. After champagne and strawberries, they hop into a loveable discussion about topics like the Nemo snowstorm, circumcision, the Pope and shawarma. Merrill then tells the epic story of how he had to fight off stoned orcs at a Best Buy early in the morning to get a new computer. Then Kevin goes on an inside-baseball rant about the slumping world of physical media and how publicists haven’t caught up to the nature of freelancers and online journalists. Sure, that’s a bit dry for the show, and it’s not about poop and porn, but the Dude endures. Oh, snap!
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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Skyfall, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Sessions, The Man with the Iron Fists and Bully
Stinker of the week: Silent Hill: Revelation
Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 02/12/13
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Mission Objective: Merrill and Rob are given their first official kill mission by Magical Studio director Kevin Carr, and that kill order is for one “Hash Aguirre.” Oh, and Nikita talk too.
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SIDE EFFECTSFebruary 8, 2013
STARRING
Rooney Mara as EMILY TAYLOR
Channing Tatum as MARTIN TAYLOR
Jude Law as DR. JONATHAN BANKS
Catherine Zeta-Jones as DR. VICTORIA SIEBERT
Studio: Open Road
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
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IDENTITY THIEFFebruary 8, 2013
STARRING
Jason Bateman as SANDY PATTERSON
Melissa McCarthy as DIANA
Amanda Peet as TRISH PATTERSON
Genesis Rodriguez as MARISOL
T.I. as JULIAN
Morris Chestnut as DETECTIVE REILLY
John Cho as DANIEL CASEY
Robert Patrick as SKIPTRACER
Studio: Universal
Directed by: Seth Gordon
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Rated R
Opens: February 8, 2013
Studio: Universal
Starring: Melissa McCarthy, Jason Bateman, John Cho, Jon Favreau and Amanda Peet
Directed by: Seth Gordon
Kevin says Identity Thief kinda sucks!
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Rated R
Opens: February 8, 2013
Studio: Open Road
Starring: Rooney Mara, Channing Tatum, Jude Law, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Vinessa Shaw
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Kevin says Side Effects kinda rocks!
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This Week: Kevin comes off the weekend’s Superthon to talk movies once again with Kristin Dreyer Kramer. They chat about the new movies of the week: Side Effects and Identity Thief. They also chew through some more Star Wars news… again. For a fun distraction, they also review Rex Reed’s review of Identity Thief (or rather Reed’s caustic review of Melissa McCarthy’s body shape). Kevin also reviews the Superman cocktail and threatens to make it for Kristin when he shows her The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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OSNAP: Baptized Courtney Cummz
Kevin and Merrill emerge victorious from Super Sunday, with Merrill triumphantly not being responsible for a football blackout and Kevin managing to watch all the live-action Superman movies with his kids. To celebrate, they start off talking about porn, in particularly whether they’d be up to the challenge of having sex with adult film actress Courtney Cummz. (Hint: Kevin thinks he would be a disaster, but mercifully the experience would be over in a matter of seconds.) Less tittillating topics of the week include Merrill encountering a mysterious goo at the grocery store and Kevin rolling the equivalent of double sixes three times in a row when dialing the phone. Oh, snap!
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