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This week Jason Bourne “Comes Back” (as the marketing campaign exclaims) and Kevin Carr goes away. While Neil sits alone in the Magical Studio in the Sky, pondering all that is right about the world — namely Comic-Con 2007 — Kevin is in an undisclosed bunker somewhere in the American south, dodging bullets with Vice President Cheney.

Films reviewed (and previewed) in this episode: THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM, UNDERDOG, HOT ROD, BECOMING JANE and BRATZ.

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This week we are coming to you from sunny San Diego, California, the home of Comic-Con 2007! We are rubbing elbows with celebrities and comic fans alike and getting sneak peaks at all of the hottest upcoming films. We take a look at what we have seen thus far at Comic-Con and what is yet to come. Also, Kevin reviews The Simpsons Movie and No Reservations.

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On this week’s show Kevin dresses up like a woman and sings songs from the upcoming release Hairspray. The guys then move onto something slightly less gay, a domestic partnership between Adam Sandler and Kevin James in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Also, the guys welcome competitive eating icon Crazy Legs Conti to the show to talk about his new DVD Zen and the Art of Competitive Eating. And finally, the guys present the official Fat Guys Mid-Year Report, running down Top 10 Movies of 2007 thus far. Jessica Biel’s boobs are also discussed. Go figure.

Films reviewed in this episode: Hairspray and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

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On this week’s show we will be putting Kevin into Captivity with Elisha Cuthbert and running down our list of the ten hottest ladies of summer. We will also talk to uber-fat guy Kevin Smith about his love for Bruce Willis. Oh, and we will talk about Harry Potter, smack around the little wizard guy and try not to offend fans around the world.

Films Reviewed in this Episode: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Rescue Dawn and Captivity.

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On this week’s show Neil attempts to Transform Kevin into a Michael Bay fan (to no avail), the guys gush over things that blow up and give their official Top 10 Movie Explosions of All-Time. As well, the fat dudes continue a week of celebrities galore with interview clips from Ratatouille stars Patton Oswalt, John Ratzenberger and Janeane Garofalo! Also, a big announcement for episode 21 is on the horizon. Yes, that does mean you have to listen to the whole show…

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Simply put, this week’s online exclusive show is all about Michael Bay’s Transformers. The Fat Guys review the Summer’s biggest robot movie and argue its place in this year’s cinematic landscape. Also Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime and Jon Voight show up to answer questions about the film. As well, a really cool second segment with guest Josh Radde from Strong Words Inc. falls through, getting cut out due to technical difficulties (that will explain the continuity issues…) Enjoy!

** WARNING: This episode contains content not suitable for any reasonable human being, but especially unsuitable for children and old people. It also may not by safe for a work environment. Listen at your own risk.**

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• The 7m Pictures “License to Wed” Poster Giveaway

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On this week’s show the Fat Guys begin their trek into the world of actual radio. Thanks to the folks at KGAB in Cheyenne, Wyoming, Fat Guys at the Movies now has more than 50 listeners. We have 52. And for all 52 of you we take a look this week at Live Free or Die Hard, gush all over Ratatouille and avoid a fight over Michael Moore’s Sicko. Also, we run down our list of the Top 10 Movie Robots of All Time and talk to MooreWatch.com publisher Jim Kenefick. That may seem like a lot, but that’s how we roll…

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On this week’s Sunday show the Fat Guys set out to offend everyone. And by everyone, we mean everyone. Kevin stinks up the Magical Studio in the Sky and recaps his weekend of competitive eating, Neil offends everyone on the planet with his box office recap and the guys dish out their “8 Simple Rules for Not Being a Douchebag in a Movie Theater.” Prepare to take some notes…

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• Kevin Carr’s Interview with Black Snake Moan Director Craig Brewer
• Git R’ Done meets WWJD!
• Crazy Legs Conti: Zen and the Art of Competitive Eating

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On this week’s show the Fat Guys take on a full range of topics, from the Biblically sized comedy Evan Almighty to really bad Stephen King adaptations. Neil prays for a new co-host, Kevin prays for more Jessica Alba and Steve Carrell prays that his film will make back the $175 million dollars that it cost to make… We have our doubts. Also on the show, we run down the Ten Best and Worst Stephen King Adaptations of all-time. Be prepared to flame on…

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On this week’s Exclusive Online Show (aka the one where the guys swear like sailors. Parental Discretion is Advised), the Fat Guys bring their shredding skills to the US Air Guitar tour, meet Air Guitar Icon Bjorn Turoque and get drunk. They also solidify the fact that they will never, ever have a shot at an interview with Angelina Jolie by talking trash about her affection for African orphans. They also take on the box office results, new DVD releases for the week and Ryan Reynolds’ outlandish remarks about the world of competitive eating. Hide the women and children…

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On this week’s show, Kevin and Neil take a break from partying with Air Guitar legend Bjorn Turoque to rock your worlds with some sweet movie knowledge. They review the not so “Fantastic” Rise of the Silver Surfer, the zom-com juggernaut that is Fido and they solve Nancy Drew‘s greatest mystery: How old is Emma Roberts, really? Also, they talk about “The 10 Best Things that Ever Tried to Destroy the Earth in Movie History.” #10. Kevin Carr as Galactus.

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On this week’s show, the Fat Guys lead you into the weekend with reviews for Ocean’s Thirteen, Surf’s Up and a preview of Eli Roth’s Hostel 2. Also, Paris Hilton gets out of jail and will soon be eaten by Kevin Carr and a new trailer for Ridley Scott’s American Gangster hits the web. Finally, the guys present their lists of the “Ten Best Ultra-Violent American Films” and the “Ten Best Torture Scenes” of All-Time. Get those comments ready!

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• The New FSR “House of Swag” – Free Stuff all around!
• Paris Hilton Given a Get-Out-of-Jail Free Card
• This Weekend’s Theater Counts – Courtesy of Box Office Mojo

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DISCLAIMER: This episode is an Online Only Exclusive, uncut version of “Fat Guys at the Movies.” It may contain language and themes not suitable for children, old ladies and right wing fundamentalists. Please enjoy responsibly.

On this week’s special weekly kick-off show, the Fat Guys eat through topics faster than Kevin at a chocolate eating contest. The epic feud with VeerCast continues and this time it gets a bit more personal; John Campea from The Movie Blog wins an MTV movie award and is subsequently eaten; and Kevin Carr reveals his World Famous status as a competitive eater and his appearances on TV’s “Are You Hot?” The Weekend Box Office, some DVD releases and other movie related topics are also discussed. You’ve been warned.

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• More Transformers Clips! Are you excited yet?
• Denise Richards to play a stripper
• Columbus Film Critics debate Regal’s Bad Behavior Beepers
• Kevin Carr on “Are You Hot?”
• 7m Pictures gives away Ocean’s 13 Schwag
• Beautiful Brian’s Competitive Eating Website
• EatFeats – Competitive Eating News and Database
• Kevin Carr’s IFOCE Profile
• Major League Eating

Catch “Fat Guys at the Movies” later this week as we review Ocean’s 13, Hostel 2 and Surf’s Up. Enjoy!

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On this week’s show we find out what happens when the Fat Guys decide to take out all of their fat aggression on seemingly random targets. Neil blasts Elizabeth’s Shue’s movie Gracie for not even sounding good, Kevin gets angry at Warner Brothers for not screening Ocean’s 13 and allowing him to placate his George Clooney fetish and then he eats Katie Couric. The guys also review this weeks releases, Knocked Up and Mr. Brooks and continue to escalate their never ending feud with Adam at Veercast.

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Coincidentally the film “Knocked Up” will hit theaters this Friday, because the Fat Guys have birthed a new show (explaining Kevin’s girth). This new fancy “update” edition of Fat Guys at the Movies promises to deliver more news, more box office banter and even more rants about Lindsay Lohan’s coke addiction. Also, Kevin joins the cast of “The View”, Neil kidnaps nubile Asian girls and hides them in a hotel and the age old dispute of which 1st Lady in History is most bangable is finally settled! We’re comin’ for you, Eleanor Roosevelt!

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