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Episode 39 – Holy Nude 3D Angelina Jolie, Batman!

Posted on November 16, 2007

On This Week’s Show: The Fat Guys explore varying levels of nudity — from the homoerotic nature of Ray Winstone’s 3D junk to Angelina Jolie’s awesome CGI hotness to the Ten Most Disturbing Nude Scenes in Movie History. That’s right folks, Beowulf, the 3D epic with plenty of skin is finally here. Also this week, Kevin Carr reviews everything and Neil sits there and disagrees unnecessarily. And the Fat Guys launch a very special caption contest to celebrate the DVD release of ’24’ Season 6. You won’t want to miss it.

Films Reviewed this Week: Beowulf, Love in the Time of Cholera, and Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium.

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Episode 38 – No Country for Fat Men

Posted on November 9, 2007

On This Week’s Show: On this week’s show we return to our standard format, sans guest host. Without the class of our good friend Kristin Dreyer Kramer, we return to our normally scheduled, highly offensive program, including at least one “Kevin Carr is a racist” moment. We also take a look at the movies of the weekend, some good and some very bad, run down our list of the “Top 10 Christmas Movies that Sucked Ass” (we’re looking at you Fred Claus) and we rap about all things entertainment news.

Films Reviewed this Week: Fred Claus, No Country for Old Men, P2 and Lions for Lambs.

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Episode 37 – Behold! A Female in the Studio!

Posted on November 2, 2007

On This Week’s Show: We achieve a great milestone for the show, and it does not include Kevin Carr receiving a transplant that will give him good taste in movies. We welcome a very special co-host, the lovely Kristin Dreyer Kramer from NightsandWeekends.com. Yes, that’s right, a girl in the Magical Studio in the Sky. Kristin lends her brilliant insight as we break down some big releases this weekend, run down our favorite scary movies and have plenty of our standard inappropriateness. Although we did tone it down a bit, there was a lady in the room.

Films Reviewed this Week: American Gangster, Bee Movie and Martian Child.

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Episode 36 – The Assassination of Good Cinema by the Idiots in Hollywood

Posted on October 26, 2007

On This Week’s Show: We seek out more ways to be offensive, including calling more Kevin Carr on racial issues, more Neil on religious differences and more banter about Dane Cook’s… uh, career as an actor. We also run down Ten Movie Franchises That Have Officially Jumped The Shark. Will Saw make the list? One of us certainly thinks so…

Films Reviewed this Week: Dan in Real Life, Saw IV, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and The Darjeeling Limited.

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Episode 35 – Racism and Sexism Galore

Posted on October 19, 2007

On This Week’s Show: We talk about the dreadful beginning to awards season, including a few films that just won’t make the cut. We also talk creepy kids, as in “holy shit I can’t believe that little girl got her head chopped off” creepy, with our weekly top ten list. We also take a look at 30 Days of Night, the creepy vampire movie from Hard Candy director David Slade. And finally, Kevin responds to those who have called him a racist and a sexist just because he didn’t like Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married?.

Films Reviewed this Week: 30 Days of Night, Things We Lost in the Fire, Gone Baby Gone, Rendition and The Comebacks.

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Episode 34 – We Own the Sexy

Posted on October 12, 2007

On this Week’s Show: This week we deliver both our best and worst segments of all time. We also talk about a few movies, including Mark Wahlberg and Joaquin Phoenix in We Own the Night and Cate Blanchett as Elizabeth… again. We also take on topics like women as the lead in movies, Jon Heder’s acting career and Eric Bana in the new Star Trek movie. We also run down our official list of the Ten Sexiest Actresses on the Planet.

Films reviewed this week: We Own the Night, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married? and The Final Season.

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Episode 33 – Let’s Get Smacked Around

Posted on October 5, 2007

On this Week’s Show: We’ve got “The Dark” rising and “The Heartbreak Kid” on the loose, with a very hot Malin Ackerman getting down and dirty. She can slap the shit out of us any day. Not together, of course. We also talk about a movie produced by Jennifer Lopez and a star vehicle for George Clooney. Finally, we run down our list of Ten Crazy Movie Bitches Who Are Worth the Risk and we discuss other topics that will potentially be interesting.

Films reviewed this week: The Heartbreak Kid, Feel the Noise, The Seeker: The Dark is Rising and Michael Clayton.

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Strong Words Inc: Our Peeps

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Episode 32 – It’s Nap Time

Posted on September 28, 2007

On this Week’s Show: We explore the topics of the entertainment industry in the comfort of a newly redesigned Magical Studio in the Sky, all while attempting to stay awake. We continue to explore the “Dane Cook Acting Experiment”, causing Kevin to launch a campaign against Cook’s involvement in feature films. We also debate the dynamic range of Rosie O’Donnell — lookout kids, she could be the next Wonder Woman.

Films reviewed this week: The Kingdom, The Gameplan, In the Valley of Elah and The King of Kong.

This Week’s Guest: Ed Cunningham, Producer of The King of Kong.

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Morgan Freeman to play Mandela

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Episode 31 – Hot Chicks, Bad Movies

Posted on September 21, 2007

This week we explore the phenomenon that causes extremely hot actresses to make extremely bad movies. Need examples? How about two of this week’s releases, with Jessica Alba in Good Luck Chuck and Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil: Extinction. Could we also add Amanda Bynes in Sydney White or Evan Rachel Wood in Across the Universe to that list? The only way to find out is to stop what you are doing and listed to the show.

Films reviewed this week: Resident Evil: Extinction, Good Luck Chuck, Across the Universe and Sydney White.

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Top Ten: Hot Chicks, Bad Movies

Anna Faris does Deep Throat

Britney Spears – Career in the Toilet

Ten Actors Who Should Never Play Bond

Hayden Panettiere will kill you…

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Episode 30 – Balls of Woodcock!

Posted on September 14, 2007

fg_postlogo On This Week’s Show: We explore the topic of which actresses in their 40’s we would most like to have relations which. We also talk about the upcoming Hollywood strike and all of the terrible sequels and remakes that studios are trying to push through before the strike happens. We also review 4 new films and attempt to hold back all of our inappropriate commentary surrounding Mr. Woodcock.

Films reviewed this week: The Brave One, Mr. Woodcock, Dragon Wars and Eastern Promises.

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Episode 29 – Boobs.

Posted on September 7, 2007

fg_postlogo That’s right, we said it. Boobs. It’s a dirty little word that we are not allowed to say on the radio. But then again, most people listen to our “Web Only” versions of the show, this week’s edition of which is filled with the word “boobs” and other things that rational human beings will find offensive. We also take on the topic of movies, including this week’s new releases and unleash our list of “Ten Deadly Inanimate Objects and the Badasses That Put Them to Use”.

Films reviewed this week: 3:10 to Yuma, Shoot ‘Em Up, The Brothers Solomon and The 11th Hour.

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Episode 28 – We Like Us Some Bacon!

Posted on August 31, 2007

fg_postlogo On this week’s show we take on the big steaming pile of suck that is the weekend new releases. Rob Zombie hacks up a classic with Halloween, Kevin Bacon snaps off a piece of badassery in Death Sentence and Christopher Walken shows up to do his best “Walken” impression in Balls of Fury. We also run you down the list of our ten favorite Halloween movies and the ten worst horror remakes of all-time.

Films reviewed this week: Halloween, Death Sentence and Balls of Fury

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Episode 27 – It’s a Cinematic Showdown!

Posted on August 24, 2007

fg_postlogo On this week’s show the Fat Guys are back into their groove, seeing movies and spewing venom about them. That is, until they are instantly distracted by a “Got Milk” ad featuring the recently turned 18 “Heroes” starlet Hayden Panettiere. They do eventually focus and return to the regularly scheduled and ultimately very busy show…

Films reviewed this week: War, The Nanny Diaries, Resurrecting the Champ, Illegal Tender and Mr. Bean’s Holiday

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Episode 26 – We are Superbad!

Posted on August 17, 2007

fg_postlogo On this week’s show Kevin Carr makes his triumphant return to the Magical Studio in the Sky to aid in some Superbad-assity. We attempt to stave of a Superbad Invasion, all while pondering the existance of The Last Legion. Or is it The Last Lesion. We also play back another Comic Con interview with The Film Crew’s Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett. Also, we run down our “Ten Best Remakes of All-Time” and await some hate mail.

Films reviewed this week: Superbad, The Invasion, The Last Legion and Death at a Funeral

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Episode 25 – Nostradamous Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Us

Posted on August 11, 2007

fg_postlogo This week we are still suffering from the Comic Con hangover and Kevin is still trapped in an undisclosed location with a trigger-happy Dick Cheney. We are forced to deliver some Premonition-like reviews. And we don’t mean they will have a terrible ending. We will also give a little fall preview, suffer from A.D.D. and take some breaks along the way.

Films reviewed this week: No films were hurt in the making of this episode, but we do talk about Rush Hour 3, Skinwalkers, Daddy Day Camp and Stardust.