Category Archives: Fat Guys at the Movies

Episode 9 – This Episode Rated Arrggghhhh!

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On this week’s shows, your heroes Kevin and Neil travel to World’s End to bring back Captain Jack (and Captain Morgan). Of course we talk about Pirates; and since we can’t give away any of the plot details thanks to our non-binding resolution with Disney, we just decide to make some up. We think ours are better, but that is yet to be seen. Also on the show, we move into our new fancy “Magical Studio in the Sky” so that you can here us in ultra-clear stereo sound… Get ready for fast-paced swashbuckling action and some Fat Guys, too…


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Episode 8 – Kevin Goes into Ogre Attack Mode!

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On this week’s show, the Fat Guys are forced to entertain each other without the help of a celebrity guest. What is Kevin Carr’s favorite form of entertainment? Going into “Ogre Attack Mode” and verbally abusing everything in site, including but not limited to Shrek the Third, the friendly and fun-loving crew at VeerCast and his co-host, Neil Miller. The guys also talk up Michael Bay’s Transformers, Kevin Smith’s SModcast and a Julie Christie/Helen Mirren threesome. Not even Pat Robertson can save this show from burning in Hell…


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Episode 7 – The Lindsay Lohan Coke-a-thon!

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On this week’s episode, the Fat Guys have been inadvertently infected with the rage virus from 28 Weeks Later and they have set their sites on devouring Lindsay Lohan, the Editor of Variety Magazine and ultimately the world. They do stop at some point though, pausing to review 28 Weeks Later, Georgia Rule, The Ex, Delta Farce and Waitress. Also, Kevin sits down to chat with 28 Weeks director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, then Kevin eats him… Or maybe not.

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Episode 6 – The Spider-Man Smackdown!

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This week Kevin and Neil take on one of the most anticipated films of the summer: Lucky You. They also invite resident Spider-Man expert Chris Alexis into the studio to shed some knowledge and spew some fanboy love all over Spider-Man 3. What occurs is quite possibly the single greatest Fat Guy Battle to date… Bring on the Spider-Man Smackdown!

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Episode 5 – Watch What You Say About Michael Bay!

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This week Kevin and Neil talk about tons of movies that only Kevin has seen (fortunately) and Neil bashes on The Condemned. Kevin also has a chance to sit down and talk with the Director of The Condemned, Ohio native Scott Wiper. Then all hell breaks loose as the gruesome twosome joke about Jack Valenti, the hotness factor of Helen Mirren and the directorial talents of Michael Bay. Hide the women and children…

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Episode 4 – Who the Hell Is John Hughes?

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FSR Associate Editor Brian Gibson returns as our special guest, only to take a severe beating from Kevin, causing him to lash out about Kevin’s lust for Judi Dench. Kevin also shows his age through his understanding of John Hughes movies. Eventually everyone calms down and movies are discussed, including Hot Fuzz, Fracture and Vacancy. We also play clips from our Exclusive Interview with David Arquette.

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Episode 3 – Kevin Is Doing a Fabulous Job!

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On this week’s show, Neil gives a shout out to the guys at VeerCast and forgets all of their names. A formal apology will be made next week. Kevin and Neil also discuss new releases, including Shia Lebouf in Disturbia, Halle Berry in Perfect Stranger and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Actress Danielle Fishel also pops in for an interview with Kevin and finds out that Neil has had a crush on her for years. She is not expected to return.

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Episode 2 – A Trip to the Grindhouse

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Hello world! How was your week? Did you miss the Fat Guys since last Friday? Of course you did. This week our resident Fat Guys, Kevin Carr and Neil Miller are joined by FSR Associate Editor Brian Gibson, giving you three fat guys for the price of two! Also on the show this week, we review some movies that suck and take a trip to the Grindhouse. We also give our DVD picks of the week, praise Amazon.com and discover that we all have appreciation for Penelope Cruz’s… uh… talents. We also check in with actor Josh Hutcherson and talk about his new movie, Firehouse Dog. Take a listen below:


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Episode 1 – Welcome To The Show!

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What’s better than watching Roger Ebert talk about movies on TV? Listening to two Fat Guys from Film School Rejects spout off about movies in the comfort of your own office, car or even your bedroom (if you are Jessica Biel, that is. She listens to our show in the nude.) Today we are proud to bring you Episode 1 of our NEW Podcast, Fat Guys at the Movies. Hosted by Kevin Carr of 7m Pictures and myself, Neil Miller, Fat Guys at the Movies is a revolution in film criticism. If you are sick of all of the stuffy, snobby film critics who drone on and on about film theory and artsy-fartsy films or you can’t handle the random fanboy blogging from his mom’s basement, then we are your cure.

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On this week’s show, we will review this weekends feature releases: Blades of Glory, starring Will Ferrell and Jon Heder; The Lookout, starring Joseph Gordon Levitt; and the Disney animated flick Meet the Robinsons. We also talk about what is hot right now on DVD, who is making News in the movie business and which trailers are getting us all jacked up for the summer movie season!

To read our full print reviews of each film, please use the links below:

Neil Miller — Blades of Glory | Meet the Robinsons | The Lookout

Kevin Carr — Blades of Glory | Meet the Robinsons | The Lookout

Also, here are some links from some of the stories we talked about on the show:

7m Pictures – The Home of Kevin Carr

Trailers: 28 Weeks Later | The Bourne Ultimatum | I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry | Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End | War Inc.

Former MPAA Head Jack Valenti suffers a stroke [Source: Monsters & Critics]

Nanny Diaries pushed back, Scarlett Johannson to be used as Oscar Bait [Source: /Film]

That’s our show for this week! Be sure to check back next week as we will take a look at Grindhouse and other fine bits of movie news!

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