Category Archives: Fat Guys at the Movies

Episode 277 – Did I Share Too Much?

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This Week: The summer is almost over, so the last days of summer movies are upon us. Kevin invited Michelle McCue into the Magical Studio in the Sky to talk about the new movies of the week, including The Campaign, The Bourne Legacy and Hope Springs. They also chat a bit about movie trends, including the rush to push everything to a 2013 release date and what Joss Whedon needs to be careful of in his quest to make Avengers 2. Then, they lay down a Fat Guy Five about celebrities they don’t want to see having sex before handing out some DVD and Blu-ray selections and going on their merry way.


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Episode 276 – Two Boobs Talking About Three Boobs

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This Week: As the dog days of summer kick into full gear, Kevin invites ScreenRant’s Paul Young into the Magical Studio in the Sky to chat about Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days. Who cares if Fox didn’t screen this movie for each of them. Of course, soon the conversation turns towards the Total Recall remake, which leads to inevitable comparisons to the original. In the middle segment, they talk about the joys of handling three boobs, some box office predictions and a Fat Guy Five about their favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. Finally, they head into the DVD Round-up and send the audience on its merry way.


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Episode 275 – So Outside My Comfort Zone

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This Week: Kevin is upset about many things in this world, and he wants to change them. He comes to the conclusion that the only way to do this is through the dance and protest art. Unfortunately, Kevin can’t dance worth a damn. So he invites Gleekast co-host Emily Intravia into the Magical Studio in the Sky to talk about dance and protest art with the new dance flick Step Up Revolution. They also talk about alien invasions and movies about writers with The Watch and Ruby Sparks. They also talk some more about The Dark Knight Rises, Taylor Kitsch’s flailing career and some DVD recommendations. When it comes to the reviews, they really step up. (You see what I did there?)


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Episode 274 – I’d Still Sleep with You But I Just Don’t Respect You

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This Week: As Kevin girds his loins for the much-anticipated release of The Dark Knight Rises, he invites fellow Film School Reject Brian Salisbury to join him in the Magical Studio in the Sky to talk about the latest Batman installment. They also throw down about various fanboy battles, including where they stand on Star Wars, Indiana Jones, M. Night Shyamalan’s career and James Bond theme songs. After dissecting The Dark Knight Rises in a very spoiler-free way (though there might be an Inception spoiler or two in there) before answering a listener email and laying out the Fat Guy Five about overhyped films. Then it’s on to the last segment, where they recommend some DVDs and fly off into the night using their Batarangs.


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Episode 273 – With These Hooker Boots, No Way!

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This Week: One one of the slower weeks of the summer, Kevin invites long-time friend of the show Fozzie Bare into the Magical Studio in the Sky. After dropping a couple f-bombs in the radio segments, Fozzie lets Kevin give a review of the new Ice Age movie. Then, in the infamous middle segment, Fozzie lights up into a rant about The Amazing Spider-Men. They also talk about the realities behind Magic Mike along with box office predictions. Then, after a Fat Guy Five about awesome animal characters, they rattle off some DVD picks and send you on your way.


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Episode 272 – You’re Gonna Want to Brush Your Teeth When You’re Done

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This Week: Getting a jump of the Fourth of July holiday, Kevin invites his Idiot Boxers co-host Merrill Barr into the Magical Studio in the Sky to talk The Amazing Spider-Man, Taylor Kitsch’s latest career blunder and Katy Perry’s magical boobs. They also talk about the black-out Kevin experienced, as well as the fact that the lights are on so he doesn’t have to forego the Bondathon he has planned for this week. They also talk about Merrill’s love for Nikita (of course) and lay down a Fat Guy Five about reboots. Finally, it’s on to the DVD Round-Up and sending the audience home for some fun on Independence Day.


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Episode 271 – You’re Not as Civilized as Us, Ladies

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This Week: It’s counter-programming week at the movies, and Kevin is facing male strippers, foul-mouthed teddy bears, heartwarming movies and Madea. He turns to Ronald Nicholls from BoxOfficeBuz.com to help fend off these movies… mostly. They talk about how much more evolved men are compared to women, at least when it comes to stripper movies, and they also give an unexpectedly lengthy break-down about what Madea means to movies. In the infamous middle segment, Kevin rolls the dice on box office predictions, they chat about Pixar movies and then they lay down a Fat Guy Five about movies based on toys. Finally, it’s the DVD Rundown, where Ronald finally drops an f-bomb, and they send you off into the sunset.


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Episode 270 – The Pornographic Equivalent of World’s Greatest Dad

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This Week: Kevin gets Brave as he faces off against Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. But since this will take a lot of work, he finds himself Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. To help him through the movies of the week, he invites Noah Lee from FilmThreat.com to join him in the Magical Studio in the Sky to talk about their love of genre pictures, pornography and boobies on Twitter. They also talk about the box office and lay down a Fat Guy Five about end-of-the-world movies. Finally, it’s the DVD Round-Up, and a big kiss and hug to the audience as they disappear for another week.


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Episode 269 – Kevin’s Stripper Story

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This Week: In order to be relevant with Hollywood and the stars of the new movie Rock of Ages, Kevin invites fellow child-of-the-80s Sean Dwyer from FilmJunk.com into the Magical Studio in the Sky. There, they talk about Tom Cruise’s sagging breasts, jukebox musicals puked on by Glee and when Adam Sandler will stop making movies like Merman… er… That’s My Boy. Kevin also tells how he almost became a male stripper, after talking box office and before laying out a Fat Guy Five about Awesome Tom Cruise performances. Then it’s the DVD Round-Up before sending Sean back into his junkyard of film.


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Episode 268 – Pun Entirely Intended

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This Week: Because not all the critics out there in Criticland were able to check out an early screening of Prometheus, Kevin makes a desperate move and has Nick Herum from MoviesHateYouToo.com back on the show. Nick graciously agrees, but won’t stoop to seeing the latest Madagascar movie. Still, the two Fat Guys manage to talk about the link between Santa and the Ice Age films, the finer points of queefing and take some pathetically unfair shots at Brittany Murphy (please don’t hate us). They also manage to have a cogent and (sometimes) clean discussion of the movies this week. They rattle down a Fat Guy Five about worthy prequels, and later fill up on DVD and Blu-ray recommendations.


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Episode 267 – All Hookers Aside

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This Week: After recovering from Memorial Day week, Kevin stumbles into the Magical Studio in the Sky, exhausted and suffering from Will Smith fatigue. He invites Steve Reeves, whom you might remember from his appearance s on Fat Guys at the Movies: Second Reel, to talk about the first week of June’s summer releases. They chat about Snow Bella and the Thor Guy and throw down some love for the new-fangled Piranha franchise. Kevin and Steve launch into a relatively clean middle segment, talking about enriching your film-watching experience but also giving a bit of advice about hookers and street walkers. They also throw down a Fat Guy Five focused on movies featuring animals that attack. Then it’s tie for the DVD Round-Up and for Kevin to take a nap.


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Episode 266 – A Love Letter to Love

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This Week: Prepping for the big Memorial Day movie weekend, Kevin invites a real pro into the Magical Studio in the Sky: Grae Drake from the Popcorn Mafia, Fandango and Movies.com. They butt heads about Will Smith and Men in Black 3 and commiserate over not getting a screening of Chernobyl Diaries. Grae shares the reasons why Will Smith is awesome at junkets and Tommy Lee Jones is a grumpy old man. They also dissect the validity of Battleship as a big summer movie and Taylor Kitsch’s viability as a big movie star. And Grae gives her two cents about Wes Anderson’s violent children’s love story Moonrise Kingdom. Then they pimp-slap down a shiznit of a Fat Guys Five about 90s movies that deserve a sequel now. Then it’s the DVD Round-Up before they ride off into the sunset.


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Episode 265 – Bobby Fischer Is Dead

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This Week: Even though school is still in session, it’s full-on summer movie season in the Magical Studio in the Sky. So Kevin invites Nick Herum from MoviesHateYouToo.com to join him to talk about the new summer blockbusters. They laugh about The Dictator and roll their eyes at What to Expect When You’re Expecting. They also bemoan the big, dumb actioner Battleship and it’s star Brooklyn Decker, whom Nick politely refers to as “the camel toe girl.” Then in the middle segment, things go off the rails as they talk about ginormous breasts, strip clubs, box office, Harry Potter and Nick having his way with Bobby Fischer. They also lay down a Fat Guy Five about what board games should be made into movies. Finally, back on the radio, they talk DVDs and Blu-rays before riding off into the sunset.


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Episode 264 – The Coolest Moment Ever

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This Week: Fully in the wake of The Avengers afterglow, Kevin invites fellow podcaster and movie blogger Rudie Obias (or as Kevin fondly refers to him, Rudio-O!) into the Magical Studio in the Sky to get all creepy and gothic and stuff. They geek out a little bit more about The Avengers, but soon talk about the latest Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration, Dark Shadows. After dissecting this modern vampire comedy, they move into the infamous middle segment where they look at box office and ponder the question as to whether The Avengers will score more than $100 million in its second weekend. Using fewer run-on sentences than this summary, they also give a Fat Guy Five about great cinematic vampires. Then it’s some DVD and Blu-ray recommendations before heading off into the night.


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Episode 263 – I Need to Get That Glitter Out of My Mouth

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This Week: The summer movie season has officially started, and Kevin has his big bucket of popcorn, ready to start watching big summer movies. Things kick off with Marvel’s The Avengers, so he invites die-hard fangirl Melissa Molina into the Magical Studio in the Sky to gush over this new superhero flick. They also talk about the coming-of-old-age movie The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, but the conversation is dominated by the guys in the funny suits. The middle segment offers more Avengers goodness, plus a Fat Guy Five which ranks the other pre-Avengers films. Finally, Kevin and Melissa talk about some DVD releases and sends the listening audience on their merry way to watch what is the best movie of the year so far.


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