Mission Objective: On their latest mission to Uzbekistan, Rob Hunter caught a nasty flu that only Merrill can cure by breaking down the latest episode of Nikita story line by story line. But during the treatment process, Merrill and Hunter are mysteriously attacked in medical and must solve the ultimate mystery: who is trying to kill them?
Rated R Opens: November 30, 2012 Studio: LD Entertainment Starring: Christopher McDonald, Daniel Sharman, Lee Tergesen, Navi Rawat and Josh Stewart Directed by: Marcus Dunstan
Rated R Opens: November 30, 2012 Studio: Focus Features Starring: Keira Knightley, Jude Law, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Kelly Macdonald and Matthew Macfadyen Directed by: Joe Wright
Rated R Opens: November 30, 2012 Studio: The Weinstein Company Starring: Brad Pitt, Scoot McNairy, Ben Mendelsohn, James Gandolfini and Vincent Curatola Directed by: Andrew Dominik
STARRING
Josh Stewart as ARKIN
Emma Fitzpatrick as ELENA
Randall Archer as THE COLLECTOR
Christopher McDonald as MR. PETERS
Lee Tergesen as LUCELLO
Navi Rawat as LISA
Johanna Braddy as MISSY SOLOMON
STARRING
Brad Pitt as JACKIE
Scoot McNairy as FRANKIE
Ben Mendelsohn as RUSSELL
James Gandolfini as MICKEY
Richard Jenkins as DRIVER
Vincent Curatola as JOHNNY AMATO
Ray Liotta as MARKIE TRATTMAN
This Week: Kevin and Kristin preside over the cleanest episode yet. In fact, it’s Zestfully clean. Kevin and Kristin also forget to tell anyone how to get a hold of them, but they correct that soon enough. They eventually get around to talking about movies, like the weirdly political Killing Them Softly and the not-at-all political The Collection. This leads them all to British-speaking Russia, where they talk about Joe Wright’s adaptation of Anna Karenina. Finally, they make some wildly inaccurate box office predictions before talking about some of the new DVDs and Blu-rays released this week.
OSNAP: I Never Want to Live In Your Brain
Kevin and Merrill return to the Magical Studio in the Sky after a weekend of stuffing and shopping. Okay, so it’s more stuffing than shopping, but they enjoyed the Thanksgiving holiday nonetheless. They celebrate their return by bemoaning the bemoaning of Black Friday and dissecting the social significance of scratching your ass in public. Kevin also shares the insane response to a bomb scare at his children’s school district. Finally, Kevin and Merrill pass on the poop talk this week to chat about Angus T. Jones’ Christ-driven career suicide after Kevin declares that Rihanna possibly deserves (and by “possibly,” he means “definitely”) to be punched in the face for her relationship with Chris Brown as well as her pointlessness to the universe. Oh, snap!
In this very special very special episode: Da7e Gonzales hops back into the Magical Studio in the Sky for a ride of terror with Merrill down the tunnel of terror that is American Horror Story: Asylum.
This Week: Kevin and Kristin gather near a cornucopia of awesome to talk about the movies of Thanksgiving week. They’re thankful for new radio affiliates and the fact that the movies aren’t giant turkeys this week. They feast on Red Dawn, Life of Pi and Rise of the Guardians before making dessert of the DVDs and Blu-ray available this week. It’s Kevin’s grand plan to make Kristin fatter. The whole “guy” thing will have to come later.
OSNAP: And Then They Went Black
Poopy poopy, fart fart, giggle giggle, snort snort. That’s pretty much the discussion on this week’s OSNAP, in which Kevin and Merrill decide to lose all credibility and respectability. It didn’t start out that way, sure. It begins with a charming story of Gangnam Style dancing morphing into Hammer Time. But soon things get inappropriate with some unintentional racial humor and Kevin questioning Merrill’s sexual habits. Things get briefly intellectual when Kevin reads a piece of hate mail from a grammar Nazi who doesn’t use proper grammar. Then it’s back to poop again. We’re so easy. Oh, snap!
Rated PG-13 Opens: November 21, 2012 Studio: 20th Century Fox Starring: Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Gérard Depardieu, Tabu and Ayush Tandon Directed by: Ang Lee