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Wouldst Thou Like to Drink Deliciously?: “The Witch” Drinking Game

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Earlier this winter, Robert Eggers’ tale of New England horror “The Witch” hit theaters. With a story culled from primary source accounts of witches in the 1600s, “The Witch” became an instant classic of slow-burn atmosphere, paranoia and overbearing religious practice.

Unfortunately, it also became famous for revealing the jerks in the theater who couldn’t shut up during the deliberately-paced, unconventional film. Now, “The Witch” is available on Blu-ray, DVD and On Demand, which allows you to watch it with total control of your environment. It also means that you can watch it and not have to pay exorbitant prices for alcohol at your local theater-turned-bar.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and remember that Black Phillip says you are wicked.

Suggested drink: The Salem Witch

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER…

    Someone prays
    Someone talks to an animal
    Someone chops a piece of wood
    Someone goes into or comes out of the woods

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

    Blood
    Nipples
    A witch
    An evil animal

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

    “cup”
    “thee”
    “witch”
    “Black Phillip”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

    You see the Devil’s face
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