Rated R
Opens: September 3, 2010
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Starring: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan
Directed by: Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis
Kevin says Machete kinda rocks!
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On This Week’s Show: So many movies… so few screenings. In spite of the fact that almost no movies were screened for them this week, Kevin and Neil meet in the Magical Studio in the Sky to not talk about Armored, Brothers and Transylmania. (There were screenings for Everybody’s Fine, but the Fat Guys each missed it for personal reasons… so sue them!) But even without knowing anything about the films opening this week, the Fat Guys take time to discuss Neil’s faux pas with his girlfriend, Kevin being a near body double for Taylor Lautner, Neil’s homoerotic fantasies about Neil Patrick Harris and how to tweet in Klingon. tIv cha’!
Films Not Reviewed this Week: Armored, Brothers, Transylmania and Everybody’s Fine
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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father, Sex Drive, Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder, The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice and The Haunting of Molly Hartley.
Stinker of the week: What Just Happened
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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil bid adieu to the Magical Studio in the Sky while Neil prepares to embark on a cross-country Bohemian Gypsy travel adventure. They take a look at the slate of new films, featuring everything from porno movies to child endangerment flicks. Brian Gibson tags along for the ride as the special guest, trying to utter as many innuendoes about Zack and Miri Make a Porno as he can manage while Neil defends his obsession with Gossip Girl. They also talk about their favorite scary movies, porn star cameos and a bunch of other awful shenanigans in the newly-revived Internet-only segment.
Films Reviewed this Week: Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Changeling, RockNRolla, What Just Happened, The Haunting of Molly Hartley and Dear Zachary.
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