Rated PG
Opens: July 18, 2025
Kevin says SMURFS kinda sucks!
Continue reading
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Tag Archives: Rihanna
Episode 480 – Holy Flippin’ Monster Tribble!
This Week: Kevin celebrates the 4th of July weekend by checking out some movie news and raging about Rihanna’s involvement in the latest Star Trek Beyond trailer. Later, he reviews the new films The BFG, The Legend of Tarzan, The Purge: Election Year and Swiss Army Man. Later in the show, Kevin offers a Fat Guy Five for patriotic movies before launching into the box office report and the Home Cinema Round-Up!
Featured music: Swiss Army Man Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by Andy Hull and Robert McDowell
Download this Episode
Continue reading
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
‘Home’ Movie Review
HOME(PG)
*** (out of 5)
March 27, 2015
STARRING
Jim Parsons as OH
Rihanna as GRATUITY “TIP” TUCCI
Steve Martin as CAPTAIN SMEK
Jennifer Lopez as LUCY
Matt Jones as KYLE
Studio: DreamWorks
Directed by: Tim Johnson
Continue reading
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
‘Home’ Movie Review by Kevin Carr
Rated PG
Opens: March 27, 2015
Studio: DreamWorks
Starring: Jim Parsons, Rihanna, Jennifer Lopez, Steve Martin, Matt Jones
Directed by: Tim Johnson
Kevin says Home kinda rocks!
Download this Review
Read Kevin’s review of Home here.
Continue reading
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Episode 414 – All About the Boobs
This Week: Kevin kicks off the show with some possibly dangerous words about gender politics and judging actresses by their physical appearance. Then he rattles through some news and trailers before getting to the movies to review, which includes Home, Get Hard, Serena and It Follows. In the midst of all that he thwarts homophobia claims about Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart to take an alternate view of the progressive nature of what their film says about sexual assault. Later, he lays down the big pitfalls of the upcoming DC Cinematic Universe compared to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Finally, he wraps things up with some box office predictions and the world-famous DVD Round-Up!
Download this Episode
Continue reading
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
OSNAP #11: I Never Want to Live In Your Brain
OSNAP: I Never Want to Live In Your Brain
Kevin and Merrill return to the Magical Studio in the Sky after a weekend of stuffing and shopping. Okay, so it’s more stuffing than shopping, but they enjoyed the Thanksgiving holiday nonetheless. They celebrate their return by bemoaning the bemoaning of Black Friday and dissecting the social significance of scratching your ass in public. Kevin also shares the insane response to a bomb scare at his children’s school district. Finally, Kevin and Merrill pass on the poop talk this week to chat about Angus T. Jones’ Christ-driven career suicide after Kevin declares that Rihanna possibly deserves (and by “possibly,” he means “definitely”) to be punched in the face for her relationship with Chris Brown as well as her pointlessness to the universe. Oh, snap!
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
‘Battleship’ Blu-ray Review
BATTLESHIP
(PG-13)
MOVIE: *** (out of 5)
BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: **** (out of 5)
STARRING
Taylor Kitsch as ALEX HOPPER
Alexander Skarsgård as STONE HOPPER
Rihanna as CORA RAIKES
Brooklyn Decker as SAM
Liam Neeson as ADMIRAL SHANE
Studio: Universal
Directed by: Peter Berg
Continue reading
Episode 271 – You’re Not as Civilized as Us, Ladies
This Week: It’s counter-programming week at the movies, and Kevin is facing male strippers, foul-mouthed teddy bears, heartwarming movies and Madea. He turns to Ronald Nicholls from BoxOfficeBuz.com to help fend off these movies… mostly. They talk about how much more evolved men are compared to women, at least when it comes to stripper movies, and they also give an unexpectedly lengthy break-down about what Madea means to movies. In the infamous middle segment, Kevin rolls the dice on box office predictions, they chat about Pixar movies and then they lay down a Fat Guy Five about movies based on toys. Finally, it’s the DVD Rundown, where Ronald finally drops an f-bomb, and they send you off into the sunset.
Download this Episode
Continue reading
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Movie Review: ‘Battleship’
Rated PG-13
Opens: May 18, 2012
Studio: Universal
Starring: Liam Neeson, Taylor Kitsch, Rihanna, Alexander Skarsgård and Brooklyn Decker
Directed by: Peter Berg
Kevin says Battleship kinda sucks!
[audio:https://www.fatguysatthemovies.com/fatguys/heresthedeal/battleship.mp3]
Download this Review
Read Kevin’s review of Battleship here.
Continue reading
Podcast: Play in new window | Download