Rated PG
Opens: August 21, 2015
Studio: GKIDS
Starring: Liam Neeson, Salma Hayek, John Krasinski, Alfred Molina, Quvenzhané Wallis
Directed by: Roger Allers, Gaëtan & Paul Brizzi, Tomm Moore, Nina Paley, Bill Plympton
Kevin says Kahlil Gibran’s The Prophet kinda rocks!
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Rated PG
Opens: December 19, 2014
Studio: Columbia Pictures
Starring: Jamie Foxx, Quvenzhané Wallis, Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Directed by: Will Gluck
Kevin says Annie kinda sucks!
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This Week: For Christmas this year, Kevin offers a fit of rage at North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, Sony Pictures, and Paramount Pictures. What a bunch of pussies, the lot of them! With a trifle of movie news and the trailer park out of the way, Kevin lays into the North Korean fiasco regarding the film The Interview and why we as a country let a spineless, corporation driven by profit alone dictate our foreign policy. Kevin examines the Sony hacking and how the media and readers became puppets of a foreign dictatorship. Then he lays out the reasons why backing down from empty threats was one of the worst ideas ever. (Spoiler alert: This will not be the last time someone tries this nonsense.) Later in the show, Kevin reviews the new movies, including The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, Annie and Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb. Finally, he offers some thoughts on the box office and the DVD Round-Up. Ho! Ho! Holy shit!
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OSNAP: Ass and Titties
This week, Kevin returns form a weekend in the tropics, where he spent his time leering at bikini-clad ladies on a cruise ship, stuffing his face with an array of foodstuffs and getting a blotchy sunburn thanks to the Bahamian sun. Merrill stayed at home, of course, being Merrill. Kevin shares his stories about near-disastrous (and near-assterous) TSA searches, fat bellies over bikinis and why you should always try to get a handicapped room on a cruise ship. Merrill also shares a story of a Twitter feud and why some people should have their fingers cut off. Eventually they end on some Oscar talk and why people just shouldn’t get so offended, the cunts. Oh, snap!
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BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD
(PG-13)
MOVIE: *** (out of 5)
BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: *** (out of 5)
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