Where to Go: Someone has pointed out to Chubby and Stick that they talk too much about poop. So, to switch things up, Chubby decides to talk about toilets instead, leading them down a bizarre path of challenges out in the wild while trying to relieve yourself.
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BMDNA: Chubby laments the crazy issues with cutting the cord. Later, he commiserates about goofy ads on streaming, including a colo-rectal screening that needs DNA to test.
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Poopie Butt: Chubby starts off by asking Stick what his family called bathroom trips, but Stick uses this to take a walk down memory lane. Things later take a left turn into international sweets and what exotic foods can do to you on the inside and out.
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Movie Crap: Chubby dives into his personal life and professional woes by telling some of the worst things he’s seen in movie theaters. Stick, as he is often found to be, finds himself befuddled – and a bit grossed out – by everything he’s heard.
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OSNAP: Good Porn Legislation
This week, Merrill confesses his love for his pharmacist, while Kevin asks the thoughtful and probing questions about whether her carpets match her drapes. Then they move on to crazy stories about having a mouse in the house (and no, that’s not a euphemism). Kevin continues to share too much by talking about his prostate and why it’s so important to shoot the shit with your doctor. Later on, they discuss the somewhat challenging question on whether it’s ethical for reviewers to have personal friendships with filmmakers. However, things swerve back into typical OSNAP territory when they highlight their crazy news story of the week, which brings a new meaning to the term “shaking the bushes.” Oh, snap!
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OSNAP: Dude, Seriously?
Hanukkah continues in the Magical Studio in the Sky with Merrill rattling off memorized Hebrew sayings throughout the show. Kevin then grills Merrill about how Jewish people actually pray, and Merrill has no good answers for him. Kevin continues to talk about feeling conflicted and uncomfortable during the show, but things look up when he describes the awesomeness of slutty brownies (which he calls the turducken of desserts). Later, Kevin and Merrill complain a little more about bloggers who get jealous about silly things and others that want to recall geek cards from anyone who doesn’t bleed green-copper blood. Finally, Kevin caps off the show with a disturbing stripper story. Oh, snap!
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OSNAP: And Then They Went Black
Poopy poopy, fart fart, giggle giggle, snort snort. That’s pretty much the discussion on this week’s OSNAP, in which Kevin and Merrill decide to lose all credibility and respectability. It didn’t start out that way, sure. It begins with a charming story of Gangnam Style dancing morphing into Hammer Time. But soon things get inappropriate with some unintentional racial humor and Kevin questioning Merrill’s sexual habits. Things get briefly intellectual when Kevin reads a piece of hate mail from a grammar Nazi who doesn’t use proper grammar. Then it’s back to poop again. We’re so easy. Oh, snap!
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OSNAP: Don’t Pee On Each Other
This week on OSNAP, Kevin bullies Merrill about a variety of things, including the definition of being a bully. Kevin also lashes out at that chubby newscaster who ranted about a very polite email she got. Merrill rebuffs Kevin’s attacks by reverting to hip language that went out of style with $0.99/gallon gas prices. Not to worry… there’s some talk of poop and porn, the staples of a good OSNAP episode. Eventually, Kevin talks about how he’s going to spend his weekend and why he looks like a drunk to his father.
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OSNAP: F*ck Yeah, Puffy Nipples!
This week on OSNAP, Kevin lets Merrill know that his wife actually likes the show quite a bit… until the discussion devolves into a conversation about poop and porn. That probably explains why she only listens to about ten minutes of each episode. Throughout the episode – between discussions of said poop and porn – Merrill campaigns for the podcast awards and Kevin explains the fallacy of IMDb. Other topics include Merrill getting bullied, offensive words of today, the stupidity of executives, how silly guys look naked and the legalities of strip clubs. Kevin also relays a story in which comedian Bert Kreischer introduced him to puffy nipple porn. Thanks, Bert!
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OSNAP: Nova Is a Scam!
This week on OSNAP, Merrill uncovers the grand smoked salmon conspiracy and how the prices approach that of Kobe beef, pound for pound. Of course, this doesn’t come close to the price Kevin’s wife once paid for a Chipotle burrito, a story he recounts from an old Idiot Boxers episode. Later, Kevin details how the western world can combat the violence that erupts from offensive movies and cartoons about Muhammed while Merrill vents about people venting about NFL refs. Finally, they wrap up the show by talking about the signature subjects: poop and porn.
This Week: Kevin brings a new guest to the Magical Studio in the Sky… Freddy Morris from Night of the Living Pocast. They put on some bandanas and each grab a cutlass to talk about the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie as well as give a retrospective of the first three films. Freddy gives the lowdown on some bizarre horror films while Kevin explains the notorious origins of his Words With Friends screen name. Then, after a barrage of predictably off-color jokes about Jodie Foster’s Beaver, they sandwich in a slice of love for Disney between even more off-color discussions of feces and pornography. It’s typical Fat Guys banter, which ends with some DVD recommendations. Arrrrrgh!
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