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OSNAP #28: Teeny Tiny Torahs

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OSNAP: Teeny Tiny Torahs
This week, Kevin gloats over April Fooling Merrill. He also reminds everyone why he was so offensive on the latest episode of Fat Guys at the Movies, then he grills Merrill on the old Jewish laws. Merrill, of course, declares himself a bad Jew for liking cheeseburgers. Kevin then shares about how a car accident threw his life in a tizzy over the past couple weeks, while Merrill confesses to his own car accident from high school when he was pimping around in a stone-cold pussywagon. Kevin also declares the end to the Bounty he has at home while Merrill describes a bizarre run-in he had in Times Square with a spirited pair of men’s boxers. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #21: Don’t Bring It In Wet

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OSNAP: Don’t Bring It In Wet
Kevin and Merrill return to the Magical Studio in the Sky for a romantic Valentine’s Day dinner. After champagne and strawberries, they hop into a loveable discussion about topics like the Nemo snowstorm, circumcision, the Pope and shawarma. Merrill then tells the epic story of how he had to fight off stoned orcs at a Best Buy early in the morning to get a new computer. Then Kevin goes on an inside-baseball rant about the slumping world of physical media and how publicists haven’t caught up to the nature of freelancers and online journalists. Sure, that’s a bit dry for the show, and it’s not about poop and porn, but the Dude endures. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #15: That’s Why They Invented Bathtubs

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OSNAP: That’s Why They Invented Bathtubs
Well, the end of the world didn’t happen, so you’re stuck with the OSNAP gang for at least another Mayan b’ak’tun. As the new year kicks off, Kevin and Merrill reflect on 2012 and the changes that happened, like puberty in a pimply teenager. Merrill looks back on his struggles, and Kevin personally blames Merrill for the death of Jesus. Kevin tells some stories about traveling to his grandmother’s funeral over the break and how the culture of the area is just a bit different up the mountain. He also bemoans the ridiculous liquor laws in Pennsylvania that promote alcoholism more than prevent teenagers from buying beer. They also talk a little bit about poop and farts, too. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #13: Dude, Seriously?

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OSNAP: Dude, Seriously?
Hanukkah continues in the Magical Studio in the Sky with Merrill rattling off memorized Hebrew sayings throughout the show. Kevin then grills Merrill about how Jewish people actually pray, and Merrill has no good answers for him. Kevin continues to talk about feeling conflicted and uncomfortable during the show, but things look up when he describes the awesomeness of slutty brownies (which he calls the turducken of desserts). Later, Kevin and Merrill complain a little more about bloggers who get jealous about silly things and others that want to recall geek cards from anyone who doesn’t bleed green-copper blood. Finally, Kevin caps off the show with a disturbing stripper story. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #12: I Yuv Big F*cks

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OSNAP: I Yuv Big F*cks
Kevin and Merrill celebrate Hanukkah in the Magical Studio in the Sky by examining how much energy it takes to be Anti-Semitic. They also talk about the insane amount of energy that is needed to keep up with online drama and coordinate an “Elf of the Shelf” campaign for kids. All of this leads to the discovery that Kevin and Merrill are such nice guys because they are just too damn lazy to officially hate anyone or any group. They also look ahead to Award Season by talking about the multitude of “For Your Consideration” screeners that Kevin has received, and this leads Kevin to focus all of his lazy hatred on Judd Apatow and his latest film, This Is 40. There’s a brief apology to some loyal listeners for skimping on the stories about poop, porn and drunkenness. There’s also a revelation as to why Kevin’s youngest son swears so much. Oh, snap!


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