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Episode 199 – The Shower-Cap and Suspenders Gang

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This Week: While Neil is indisposed with wrangling massive Sundance coverage, Kevin invites Tim Buel from The Golden Briefcase into the Magical Studio in the Sky to look at the new releases, including The Mechanic and The Rite. They also talk Sundance news, Oscar nominations, box office and the Kevin Smith conundrum. Also, in honor of The Mechanic, Kevin and Tim lay down a Fat Guy Five about which action movies deserve a remake.


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Movie Review: ‘The Expendables’

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Rated R
Opens: August 13, 2010
Studio: Lionsgate
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Terry Crews and Randy Couture
Directed by: Sylvester Stallone

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Episode 175 – Scott Pilgrim vs. the Fat Guys

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On This Week’s Show: Neil returns from his hiatus, and Kevin returns from his vacation to take on the world… and Scott Pilgrim… and Julia Roberts… and Sylvester Stallone. The Fat Guys hit the ground running, reviewing the three new movies of the week and make predictions on if Scott Pilgrim will Bob-omb or not. They also choose the Expendables’ greatest hits for their Fat Guy Five and hand down some DVD and Blu-ray picks.


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Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 09/08/09

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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: The Office: Season Five, Frings: Season Two, Bedknobs & Broomsticks, Playhouse Disney DVDs and Crank 2: High Voltage.

Stinker of the week: Catwoman on Blu-ray.

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Movie Review: ‘Crank: High Voltage’

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Rated R
Opens: April 17, 2009
Studio: Lionsgate
Starring: Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Efren Ramirez, Bai Ling and David Carradine
Directed by: Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor

Neil says Crank: High Voltage kinda rocks!
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Kevin says Crank: High Voltage SUCKS!
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Episode 111 – State of Fat

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On This Week’s Show: Neil has his tail between his legs because he hasn’t seen any movies this week, but he still maintains that he is awesome. Kevin enjoyed a nice dose of Zefron at the multiplex, then caught last-minute showings of State of Play and Crank: High Voltage. Guest film critic Chris Alexis from 7mpictures.com joins Kevin for a middle segment to spew out some hatred for Crank. Later in the show, Kevin sings praises for the cancellation of The Sarah Connor Chronicles and Neil gives some love to Inglorious Basterds. And everyone sighs when Zac Efron bats those baby blues.

Films Reviewed this Week: 17 Again, Crank: High Voltage and State of Play.


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'Crank: High Voltage' Movie Review

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crank2CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE
(R)
* (out of 5)

April 17, 2009

STARRING
Jason Statham as CHEV CHELIOS
Amy Smart as EVE
Clifton Collins Jr. as EL HURON
Bai Ling as RIA
David Carradine as POON DONG
Corey Haim as RANDY
Efren Ramirez as VENUS
Dwight Yoakam as DOC MILES

Studio: Lionsgate

Directed by: Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor
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Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 03/10/09

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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Milk, Pinocchio: Platinum Edition, South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season, Transporter 3 and Role Models.

Stinker of the week: Howard the Duck: Special Edition

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'Transporter 3' Movie Review

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transporter3TRANSPORTER 3
(PG-13)
*** (out of 5)

November 26, 2008

STARRING
Jason Statham as FRANK MARTIN
Natalya Rudakova as VALENTINA
François Berléand as TARCONI
Robert Knepper as JOHNSON
Jeroen Krabbé as LEONID VASILEV

Studio: Lionsgate

Directed by: Olivier Megaton
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Movie Review ‘Transporter 3’

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Rated PG-13
Opens: November 26, 2008
Studio: Lionsgate
Starring: Jason Statham, Natalya Rudakova, François Berléand, Robert Knepper, and Jeroen Krabbé
Directed by: Olivier Megaton

Kevin says Transporter 3 kinda rocks!
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Episode 93 – The Big, Fat Thanksgiving Special

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On This Week’s Show: It’s the Big, Fat Thanksgiving Special! Kevin and Neil beam into the Magical Virtual Studio in the Sky two days early to get ready for their Thanksgiving feast which will keep them napping through the weekend. Kevin shows some questionable love for Huge Jackman in Australia while Neil drinks a tall glass of Milk. The Fat Guys don’t mind going a little gay for the holiday spirit while they talk about their favorite things to watch on Thanksgiving. Kevin also reboots his efforts to start his own religion. Visit www.FatGuyEnetics.com and www.FatGuyEntology.com for more information.

Films Reviewed this Week: Australia, Four Christmases, Transporter 3 and Milk.


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Episode 79 – Fat Race

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On This Week’s Show: Neil is grumpy this week, and Kevin takes full advantage of his weakness for the show. Neil complains that Jason Statham isn’t white enough for NASCAR while Kevin pokes holes in the continuity of Playboy’s Girls Next Door in The House Bunny. It’s another week of a full slate of films, only two of which Neil has seen. Other things discussed… Anna Faris’s boobs.

Films Reviewed this Week: Death Race, The House Bunny, The Rocker, Hamlet 2 and The Longshots.


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'The Bank Job' Movie Review

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thebankjobTHE BANK JOB
(R)
**** (out of 5)

March 7, 2008

STARRING
Jason Statham as TERRY LEATHER
Saffron Burrows as MARTINE LOVE
Stephen Campbell Moore as KEVIN SWAIN
Daniel Mays as DAVE SHILING
James Faulkner as GUY SINGER

Studio: Lionsgate

Directed by: Roger Donaldson
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Episode 55 – Fat By Fat West

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On This Week’s Show: This week, Neil Miller escapes the Magical Studio in the Sky, leaving only a swishy sock puppet to take his place. Kristin Dryer Kramer from NightsAndWeekends.com swoops in to fill his chair while Kevin struggles with his new diet. On the show, Kevin and Kristin talk about well-spoken cavemen in 10,000 B.C., try to muster up some love for Martin Lawrence and rock out to the tunes from The Bank Job. And they make lotsa fun of Neil, who has headed off to Austin for SXSW.

Films Reviewed this Week: 10,000 BC, College Road Trip, Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day and The Bank Job


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'In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale' Movie Review

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inthenameofthekingIN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
(PG-13)
zero (out of 5)

January 11, 2008

STARRING
Jason Statham as FARMER
Leelee Sobieski as MURIELLA
John Rhys-Davies as MERICK
Ron Perlman as NORICK
Claire Forlani as SOLANA
Kristanna Loken as ELORA
Matthew Lillard as DUKE FALLOW
Brian White as COMMANDER TARISH
Ray Liotta as GALLIAN
Burt Reynolds as KING KONREID

Studio: Freestyle Releasing

Directed by: Uwe Boll
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