Fat Guy Kevin Carr lays down his picks for the worst films of the decade: 2000-2009.
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The Worst Films of the Decade (2000-2009)
BY KEVIN CARR
10. Norbit (2007)
After being nominated for an Oscar, Eddie Murphy bounced back to remind the cinematic world that he still made some of the worst movies imaginable. It may have been a hit, but like the hideous spoofs of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, it only proved that at the right time, the public likes absolute crap.
9. Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows (2000)
Although it induced nausea in moviegoers around the world, The Blair Witch Project was a bona fide indie hit that was a pretty neat film when all was said and done. However, in the wake of spoofs done by everyone from Chris Rock to porno producers, the sequel to this cinematic innovator reached levels of suck only consistently seen in Uwe Boll’s film repertoire.
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The 10 Worst Films of 2004
BY KEVIN CARR
1. Alexander
What in God’s name was Oliver Stone thinking? This three hour nightmare takes one of the most powerful figures in history and reduces him to a squandering pervert. The most amazing thing about “Alexander” is that someone, somewhere actually thought it was a good idea.
2. Wicker Park
This remake of a French film bored me to tears. Starring the ever-unsympathetic Josh Hartnett in a story about lust triangles and the good kind of stalkers, “Wicker Park” was too fantastic to believe and too dull to watch ever again.
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'Alexander' Movie Review
ALEXANDER(R)
zero stars (out of 5)
November 24, 2004
STARRING
Colin Farrell as ALEXANDER
Angelina Jolie as OLYMPIAS
Val Kilmer as PHILIP
Anthony Hopkins as PTOLEMY
Rosario Dawson as ROXANE
Christopher Plummer as ARISTOTLE
Studio: Warner Bros.
Directed by: Oliver Stone
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