'Constantine' Movie Review



constantineCONSTANTINE
(R)
**1/2 (out of 5)

February 18, 2005

STARRING
Keanu Reeves as JOHN CONSTANTINE
Rachel Weisz as ANGELA DODSON/ISABEL DODSON
Shia LaBeouf as CHAS CHANDLER
Djimon Hounsou as MIDNITE
Gavin Rossdale as BALTHAZAR
Tilda Swinton as GABRIEL

Studio: Warner Bros.

Directed by: Francis Lawrence
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'Hitch' Movie Review



HITCHHITCH
(PG-13)
***1/2 (out of 5)

February 11, 2005

STARRING
Will Smith as ALEX HITCHENS
Eva Mendes as SARA MELAS
Kevin James as ALBERT BRENNAMAN
Amber Valletta as ALLEGRA COLE
Michael Rappaport as BEN
Adam Arkin as MAX TRUNDLE

Studio: Columbia Pictures

Directed by: Andy Tennant
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'Boogeyman' Movie Review



boogeymanBOOGEYMAN
(PG-13)
** (out of 5)

February 4, 2005

STARRING
Barry Watson as TIM JENSEN
Emily Deschanel as KATE
Skye McCole Bartusiak as FRANNY
Lucy Lawless as MARY JENSEN
Tory Mussett as JESSICA

Studio: Screen Gems

Directed by: Stephen T. Kay
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'3 Steps to Heaven' DVD Review



3stepstoheavendvd3 STEPS TO HEAVEN

(R)
MOVIE: *1/2 (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: * (out of 5)

STARRING
Katrin Cartlidge as SUZANNE
Frances Barber as ANDREA WALLIS
James Fleet as HARRY ROBERTS
Con O’Neill as ANGEL FARNHAM
David Cardy as HOOD
Paul-Mark Elliot as JOHN BOWLES
Stuart Lang as SEAN

Studio: Miramax

Directed by: Rebecca Dobbs
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'Hide and Seek' Movie Review



hideandseekTHE BROTHERS GRIMM
(R)
*1/2 (out of 5)

January 28, 2005

STARRING
Robert DeNiro as DAVID CALLAWAY
Dakota Fanning as EMILY CALLAWAY
Famke Janssen as KATHERINE
Elisabeth Shue as ELIZABETH
Amy Irving as ALISON CALLAWAY
Dylan Baker as SHERIFF HAFFERTY

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Directed by: John Polson
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'Million Dollar Baby' Movie Review



milliondollarbabyMILLION DOLLAR BABY
(PG-13)
**** (out of 5)

January 28, 2005

STARRING
Clint Eastwood as FRANIE DUNN
Hilary Swank as MAGGIE FITZGERALD
Morgan Freeman as EDDIE SCRAP-IRON DUPRIS
Jay Baruchel as DANGER BARCH
Mike Colter as BIG WILLIE LITTLE

Studio: Warner Bros.

Directed by: Clint Eastwood
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'Alien vs. Predator' DVD Review



AVPDVDALIEN VS. PREDATOR

(PG-13)
MOVIE: **** (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: **** (out of 5)

STARRING
Sanaa Lathan as ALEXA WOODS
Raoul Bova as SEBASTIAN DE ROSA
Lance Henriksen as CHARLES BISHOP WEYLAND
Ewen Bremner as GRAEME MILLER
Colin Salmon as MAXWELL STAFFORD
Tommy Flanagan as MARK VERHEIDEN

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson
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'Are We There Yet?' Movie Review



ARE WE THERE YET?
(PG)
*** (out of 5)

January 21, 2005

STARRING
Ice Cube as NICK PERSONS
Nia Long as SUZANNE KINGSTON
Aleisha Allen as LINDSEY KINGSTON
Philip Bolden as KEVIN KINGSTON
Jay Mohr as MARTY

Studio: Columbia Pictures

Directed by: Brian Levant
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'The Aladdin Trilogy' DVD Review



aladdin23dvdTHE ALADDIN TRILOGY

“Aladdin: The Return of Jafar”
(G)
MOVIE: **1/2 (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)

STARRING
Scott Weinger as ALADDIN
Dan Castellaneta as GENIE
Linda Larkin as PRINCESS JASMINE
Jonathan Freeman as JAFAR
Frank Welker as ABU
Gilbert Gottfried as IAGO

Directed by: Toby Shelton, Tad Stones and Alan Zaslove

“Aladdin and the King of Thieves”
(not rated)
MOVIE: ***1/2 (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)

STARRING
Scott Weinger as ALADDIN
Robin Williams as GENIE
Linda Larkin as PRINCESS JASMINE
John Rhys-Davies as CASSIM
Gilbert Gottfried as IAGO

Directed by: Tad Stones
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'Elektra' Movie Review



ELEKTRAELEKTRA
(PG-13)
**1/2 (out of 5)

January 14, 2005

STARRING
Jennifer Garner as ELEKTRA
Goran Visnjic as MARK MILLER
Kirsten Prout as ABBY MILLER
Will Yun Lee as KIRIGI
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as ROSHI
Terence Stamp as STICK

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Directed by: Rob Bowman
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'White Noise' Movie Review



whitenoiseWHITE NOISE
(PG-13)
** (out of 5)

January 7, 2005

STARRING
Michael Keaton as JONATHAN RIVERS
Chandra West as ANNA RIVERS
Deborah Kara Unger as SARAH TATE
Ian McNeice as RAYMOND PRICE
Sarah Strange as JANE
Nicholas Elia as MIKE RIVERS

Studio: Universal

Directed by: Geoffrey Sax
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The 10 Worst Films of 2004



BY KEVIN CARR

1. Alexander
What in God’s name was Oliver Stone thinking? This three hour nightmare takes one of the most powerful figures in history and reduces him to a squandering pervert. The most amazing thing about “Alexander” is that someone, somewhere actually thought it was a good idea.

2. Wicker Park
This remake of a French film bored me to tears. Starring the ever-unsympathetic Josh Hartnett in a story about lust triangles and the good kind of stalkers, “Wicker Park” was too fantastic to believe and too dull to watch ever again.
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The 10 Best Films of 2004



BY KEVIN CARR

1. The Passion of the Christ
Here is a film that no studio would touch, but suddenly became one of the biggest hits of the year. Unjustly criticized as being anti-Semitic, “The Passion of the Christ” was able to cross language, cultural and religious barriers to touch the heart of humanity.

2. Team America: World Police
Although considered a disappointment by the studio, the “South Park” guys turned out one of the funniest and gutsiest films of the year. Amid all the profanity and Hollywood-bashing, it skewered any sacred cow it could get its hands on and managed to trip up the MPAA with a simple puppet sex scene.
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'The Phantom of the Opera' Movie Review



PHANTOMTHE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
(PG-13)
**1/2 (out of 5)

December 22, 2004

STARRING
Gerard Butler as THE PHANTOM
Emmy Rossum as CHRISTINE
Patrick Wilson as RAOUL
Miranda Richardson as MADAME GIRY
Minni Driver as CARLOTTA

Studio: Warner Bros.

Directed by: Joel Schumacher
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'Young Black Stallion' DVD Review



youngblackstalliondvdYOUNG BLACK STALLION

(G)
MOVIE: *** (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: *** (out of 5)

STARRING
Richard Romanus as BEN ISHAK
Biana G. Tamimi as NEETA
Patrick Elyas as ADEN
Gerard Rudolf as RHAMON
Ali Al Ameri as MONSOOR
Andries Rossouw as KADIR

Studio: Walt Disney Pictures

Directed by: Simon Wincer
with Quentin Tarantino
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