On this Week’s Show: We’ve got “The Dark” rising and “The Heartbreak Kid” on the loose, with a very hot Malin Ackerman getting down and dirty. She can slap the shit out of us any day. Not together, of course. We also talk about a movie produced by Jennifer Lopez and a star vehicle for George Clooney. Finally, we run down our list of Ten Crazy Movie Bitches Who Are Worth the Risk and we discuss other topics that will potentially be interesting.
Films reviewed this week:The Heartbreak Kid, Feel the Noise, The Seeker: The Dark is Rising and Michael Clayton.
(R) MOVIE: **1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: *1/2 (out of 5)
STARRING
Rob Freeman as SHERIFF DALLAS POPE
Amy Manson as JODIE HATFIELD
Bradley Taylor as RICKY MCCOY
Richard Durden as OLD MAN HATFIELD
Lynne Verrall as HAGGIS
Claire Lams as DOLLY HATFIELD
Peter Barnes as PAPA MCCOY
Lance Henricksen as ED HARLEY
(PG-13) MOVIE: ***1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: ***1/2 (out of 5)
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Ioan Gruffudd as REED RICHARDS
Jessica Alba as SUE STORM
Chris Evans as JOHNNY STORM
Michael Chiklis as BEN GRIMM
Julian McMahon as VICTOR VON DOOM
Laurence Fishburn as THE SILVER SURFER
(not rated) MOVIE: **1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: **1/2 (out of 5)
STARRING
James Woods as SEBASTIAN STARK
Sophina Brown as RAINA TROY
Sarah Carter as MADELINE POE
Jeri Ryan as JESSICA DEVLIN
Danielle Panabaker as JULIE STARK
Samuel Page as CASEY WOODLAND
Henry Simmons as ISAAC WRIGHT
(G) MOVIE: **** (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: **** (out of 5)
STARRING
Phil Harris as BALOO
Sebastian Cabot as BAGHEERA
Louis Prima as KING LOUIE
George Sanders as SHERE KHAN
Sterling Holloway as KAA
Bruce Reitherman as MOWGLI
On this Week’s Show: We explore the topics of the entertainment industry in the comfort of a newly redesigned Magical Studio in the Sky, all while attempting to stay awake. We continue to explore the “Dane Cook Acting Experiment”, causing Kevin to launch a campaign against Cook’s involvement in feature films. We also debate the dynamic range of Rosie O’Donnell — lookout kids, she could be the next Wonder Woman.
Films reviewed this week:The Kingdom, The Gameplan, In the Valley of Elah and The King of Kong.
This Week’s Guest: Ed Cunningham, Producer of The King of Kong.
STARRING
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as JOE KINGMAN
Madison Pettis as PEYTON KELLY
Kyra Sedgwick as STELLA PECK
Roselyn Sanchez as MONIQUE VASQUEZ
Morris Chestnut as TRAVIS SANDERS
STARRING
Jamie Foxx as RONALD FLEURY
Chris Cooper as GRANT SYKES
Jennifer Garner as JANET MAYES
Jason Bateman as ADAM LEAVITT
Ashraf Barhom as COLONEL FARIS AL GHAZI
Jeremy Piven as DAMON SCHMIDT
(not rated) MOVIE: **1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)
STARRING
Dennis Haysbert as JONAS BLANE
Robert Patrick as TOM RYAN
Scott Foley as BOB BROWN
Max Martini as MACK GERHARDT
Audrey Marie Anderson as KIM BROWN
Regina Taylor as MOLLY BLANE
Abby Brammell as TIFFY GERHARDT
(not rated) MOVIE: *1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: *1/2 (out of 5)
STARRING
Ron Howard as HOOVER NIEBOLD
Christopher Norris as DARLENE KURTZ
Warren Kemmerling as SHERIFF NIEBOLD
Dave Madden as BIG BUBBA JONES
Jessica Potter as LALLIE CHANDLER
(not rated) MOVIE: ***1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)
STARRING
William Shatner as ADAM CRAMER
Frank Maxwell as TOM MCDANIEL
Beverly Lunsford as ELLA MCDANIEL
Robert Emhardt as VERNE SHIPMAN
Leo Gordon as SAM GRIFFIN
Charles Barnes as JOEY GREENE
Charles Beaumont as MR. PATON