(not rated) MOVIE: **1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)
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Konstantin Khabensky as ANTON
Mariya Poroshina as SVETLANA
Vladimir Menshov as GESER
Galina Tyunina as OLGA
Viktor Verzhbitsky as ZAVULON
Zhanna Friske as ALISA
(TV-14) MOVIE: ****1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: **** (out of 5)
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Zach Braff as DR. JOHN “J.D.” DORIAN
Sarah Chalke as DR. ELLIOT REID
Donald Faison as DR. CHRIS TURK
Ken Jenkins as DR. BOB KELSO
John C. McGinley as DR. PERRY COX
Judy Reyes as CARLA ESPINOSA
On This Week’s Show: We seek out more ways to be offensive, including calling more Kevin Carr on racial issues, more Neil on religious differences and more banter about Dane Cook’s… uh, career as an actor. We also run down Ten Movie Franchises That Have Officially Jumped The Shark. Will Saw make the list? One of us certainly thinks so…
Films Reviewed this Week:Dan in Real Life, Saw IV, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and The Darjeeling Limited.
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Tobin Bell as JIGSAW
Costas Mandylor as HOFFMAN
Scott Patterson as AGENT STRAHM
Betsy Russell as JILL
Lyriq Bent as RIGG
Athena Karkanis as AGENT PEREZ
Justin Louis as ART
Simon Reynolds as LAMANNA
Donnie Wahlberg as ERIC MATTHEWS
(not rated) MOVIE: *1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: *** (out of 5)
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Lukas Haas as IVAN
Jaime King as SAMANTHA
Marsha Thomason as LINDA
Jason Mewes as JOEY
Stephen Heath as JACK
Paz de la Huerta as JADE
David Arquette as MUFF
Courteney Cox Arquette as CYNTHIA
Balthazar Getty as JIMMY
Thomas Jane as BUZZ HALL
Paul Reubens as FRANK BAKER
(R) MOVIE: ** (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)
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Sean Patrick Flanery as WAYNE
Stephen McHattie as CLYDE
Kristin Booth as CYNTHIA
Rod Taylor as DOC
John Ralston as OSKAR
Michelle Duquet as BETTY
(G) MOVIE: ***1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: ***1/2 (out of 5)
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Angela Bassett as MILDRED
Daniel Hansen as LEWIS
Matthew Josten as GOOB
Laurie Metcalf as LUCILLE KRUNKLEHORN
Stephen J. Anderson as BOWLER HAT GUY
Harland Williams as CARL
Adam West as UNCLE ART
Nicole Sullivan as FRANNY
(R) MOVIE: **1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: *** (out of 5)
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Kevin Costner as EARL BROOKS
Demi Moore as DETECTIVE TRACY ATWOOD
Dane Cook as MR. SMITH
William Hurt as MARSHALL
Marg Helgenberger as EMMA BROOKS
Danielle Panabaker as JANE BROOKS
(R) MOVIE: *1/2 (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)
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Samuel L. Jackson as WILL MARSH
Jessica Biel as VANESSA PRICE
Brian Presley as TOMMY YATES
Christina Ricci as SARAH SCHIVINO
Curtis Jackson as JAMAL AIKEN
Chad Michael Murray as JORDAN OWENS
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David Koechner as LAMBEAU FIELDS
Carl Weathers as FREDDIE WISEMAN
Melora Hardin as BARB FIELDS
Matthew Lawrence as LANCE TRUMAN
Brooke Nevin as MICHELLE FIELDS
On This Week’s Show: We talk about the dreadful beginning to awards season, including a few films that just won’t make the cut. We also talk creepy kids, as in “holy shit I can’t believe that little girl got her head chopped off” creepy, with our weekly top ten list. We also take a look at 30 Days of Night, the creepy vampire movie from Hard Candy director David Slade. And finally, Kevin responds to those who have called him a racist and a sexist just because he didn’t like Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married?.
Films Reviewed this Week:30 Days of Night, Things We Lost in the Fire, Gone Baby Gone, Rendition and The Comebacks.
(not rated) MOVIE: **** (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)
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Topher Grace as ERIC
Mila Kunis as JACKIE
Ashton Kutcher as KELSO
Danny Masterson as HYDE
Laura Prepon as DONNA
Wilmer Valderrama as FEZ
Debra Jo Rupp as MRS. FOREMAN
Kurtwood Smith as MR. FOREMAN
Created by: Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner and Mark Brazill
(R) MOVIE: *** (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: * (out of 5)
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Patrick Muldoon as DASH DASHIELL
Vanessa Williams as DR. APRIL SUMMERS
Thomas Calabaro as SARGE
David Millbern as DR. BARNES
Noah Bastian as CHAD BROWN