Episode 71 – Wanted Fat Guys

On This Week’s Show: Kevin is on vacation so fellow Fat Guy Brian Gibson joins Neil in the Magical Studio in the Sky to talk about all the cuteness that is WALL-E and the bullet-filled world of Wanted. They also remember the late George Carlin, chat about the San Diego Comic-Con and ramble on and on about why people should see bad movies. No poor-filmmaking stone of is left unturned, and no gun is left unfired on this week’s show of shenanigans.

Films Reviewed this Week: WALL-E and Wanted.


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Episode 70 – Get Fat!

On This Week’s Show: Neil pretends he’s superior to Kevin because he’s seen more movies this week. But Kevin contends that his failure to watch The Love Guru was because God was protecting him from the Guru Pitka. They also discuss the finer points of Steve Jobs worship, Megan Fox hotness, bad translations of Indian music videos and how Peter Dinklage would help them get a lot of tail at Comic-Con. Yeah, they talk about movies, too, but things go horribly wrong in the show, and Kevin and Neil pay the price.

Films Reviewed this Week: Get Smart and The Love Guru.


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'The Jungle Book 2: Special Edition' DVD Review



junglebook2dvdTHE JUNGLE BOOK 2: SPECIAL EDITION

(G)
MOVIE: **1/2 (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)

STARRING
John Goodman as BALOO
Haley Joel Osment as MOWGLI
Mae Whitman as SHANTI
Connor Funk as RANJAN
Bob Joles as BAGHEERA
Tony Jay as SHERE KHAN

Directed by: Steve Trenbirth

Studio: Disney
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'The Sword In the Stone: 45th Anniversary Edition' DVD Review



theswordinthestonedvdTHE SWORD IN THE STONE: 45TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION

(G)
MOVIE: *** (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)

STARRING
Sebastian Cabot as SIR ECTOR
Karl Swenson as MERLIN
Rickie Sorensen as ARTHUR
Junius Matthews as ARCHIMEDES

Directed by: Wolfgang Reitherman

Studio: Disney
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'The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Lip Synchin' in the Rain' DVD Review



suitelife3dvdTHE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY: LIP SYNCHIN’ IN THE RAIN

(TV-G)
MOVIE: *** (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: *1/2 (out of 5)

STARRING
Dylan Sprouse as ZACK MARTIN
Cole Sprouse as CODY MARTIN
Phill Lewis as MR. MOSEBY
Brenda Song as LONDON TIPTON
Ashley Tisdale as MADDIE FITZPATRICK
Kim Rhodes as CAREY MARTIN

Studio: Disney Channel
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'The Incredible Hulk' Movie Review



theincrediblehulkTHE INCREDIBLE HULK
(PG-13)
**** (out of 5)

June 13, 2008

STARRING
Edward Norton as BRUCE BANNER
Liv Tyler as BETTY ROSS
Tim Roth as EMIL BLONSKY
William Hurt as GENERAL “THUNDERBOLT” ROSS
Tim Blake Nelson as SAMUEL STERNS

Studio: Universal

Directed by: Louis Leterrier
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'The Happening' Movie Review



thehappeningTHE HAPPENING
(R)
***1/2 (out of 5)

June 13, 2008

STARRING
Mark Wahlberg as ELLIOT MOORE
Zooey Deschanel as ALMA MOORE
John Leguizamo as JULIAN

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
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Episode 69 – The Incredible Fat Guys are Happening

On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil get their Hulk on in this monstrous episode where The Incredible Hulk is happening but The Happening is not. They also contemplate such silly things as comic book elitists, Dina Lohan and what would happen if Peter Dinklage were to hulk out.

Films Reviewed this Week: The Incredible Hulk and The Happening.


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'Home Improvement: The Complete Eighth Season' DVD Review



homeimprovement8dvdHOME IMPROVEMENT: THE COMPLETE EIGHTH SEASON

(TV-PG)
MOVIE: **** (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: *** (out of 5)

STARRING
Tim Allen as TIM TAYLOR
Patricia Richardson as JILL TAYLOR
Zachery Ty Bryan as BRAD TAYLOR
Tarn Noah Smith as MARK TAYLOR
Richard Karn as AL
Earl Hindeman as WILSON
Debbe Dunning as HEIDI KEPPERT
Jonathan Taylor Thomas as RANDY TAYLOR

Studio: ABC
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'Army Wives: The Complete First Season' DVD Review



armywives1dvdARMY WIVES: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON

(TV-PG)
MOVIE: *** (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: ***1/2 (out of 5)

STARRING
Catherine Bell as DENISE SHERWOOD
Brigid Brannah as PAMELA MORAN
Wendy Davis as JOAN BURTON
Sally Pressman as ROXY LEBLANC
Kim Delaney as CLAUDIA JOY HOLDEN

Studio: ABC Studios
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Episode 68 – You Don’t Mess with the Fat Guys

On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil shake off the chick flick phenomenon from last week and decide to mess with the Zohan. They also test out their kung fu skills against Jack Black and company. Neil contemplates who might date rape us at SXSW next year in order to get good reviews (we’re hoping for Jessica Alba) while Kevin chews ice. Sadly, no one talks about Peter Dinklage at all, although Kevin did dream about him last night.

Films Reviewed this Week: Kung Fu Panda and You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.


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Episode 67 – Fat and the City

On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil show some love for Sex and the City, or more specifically for the cavalcade of hot ladies in tight black dresses that attended the same screening as they did. Neil bemoans the fact that he didn’t win any sex toys in the screening giveaway, and Kevin asks some burning questions about breasts. Meanwhile, the Fat Guys talk about the new horror flick The Strangers and sound off on which chick flicks are also good for guys.

Films Reviewed this Week: Sex and the City and The Strangers.


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'Minutemen' DVD Review



minutemendvdMINUTEMEN

(TV-G)
MOVIE: ***1/2 (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)

STARRING
Jason Dolley as VIRGIL FOX
Luke Benward as CHARLIE TUTTLE
Nicholas Braun as ZEKE THOMPSON
Chelsea Staub as STEPHANIE JAMESON
Steven R. McQueen as DEREK BEAUGARD

Directed by: Lev L. Spiro

Studio: Disney Channel
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'Cory in the House: Newt & Improved Edition' DVD Review



coryinthehouse2dvdCORY IN THE HOUSE: NEWT & IMPROVED EDITION

(not rated)
MOVIE: *** (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: *1/2 (out of 5)

STARRING
Kyle Massey as CORY BAXTER
Rondell Sheridan as VICTOR BAXTER
Maiara Walsh as MEENA PAROOM
Jason Dolley as NEWT LIVINGSTON
Madison Pettis as SOPHIE
John D’Aquino as PRESIDENT RICHARD MARTINEZ
Lisa Kushell as SAMANTHA SAMUELS

Studio: Disney Channel
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Episode 66 – Indiana Jones and the Fat Crusade

On This Week’s Show: It’s an 80s retro event as Kevin and Neil break out the whips and Fedoras to welcome the return of Indiana Jones to the big screen. They also give a nod to another 80s link, Son of Rambow. Finally, in a flurry of parachute pants and checkered shoes, the Fat Guys take aim at Uwe Boll’s latest crap-storm by not talking much about Postal at all.

Films Reviewed this Week: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Son of Rambow.


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