Rated PG
Opens: January 23, 2009 Studio: New Line Cinema Starring: Brendan Fraser, Sienna Guillory, Eliza Hope Bennett, Paul Bettany, Helen Mirren and Andy Serkis Directed by: Iain Softly
On This Week’s Show: Neil is still schmoozing in Park City for the Sundance Film Festival, so Kevin is holding down the fort with guest host David Medsker from Bullz-eye.com. It’s a lighter week for movies, so in the midst of talking about werewolves, vampires and Brendan Fraser reading (ha! like he reads!), Kevin and David discuss what might happen to sexy tattoos in 40 or 50 years, TV girlfriends and Rhona Mitra’s lumpy knees. And it’s the 100th episode of Fat Guys at the Movies, so you have that to be happy about!
Films Reviewed this Week:Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, Inkheart and Last Chance Harvey.
STARRING
Emma Roberts as ANDI
Jake T. Austin as BRUCE
Don Cheadle as BERNIE
Johnny Simmons as DAVE
Kyla Pratt as HEATHER
Troy Gentile as MARK
Lisa Kudrow as LOIS SCUDDER
Kevin Dillon as CARL SCUDDER
STARRING
Jamal Woolard as CHRIS WALLACE
Derek Luke as SEAN “PUFFY” COMBS
Angela Bassett as VOLETTA WALLACE
Naturi Naughton as LIL KIM
Anthony Mackie as TUPAC SHAKUR
Antonique Smith as FAITH EVANS
Rated R
Opens: January 16, 2009 Studio: Lionsgate Starring: Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Betsy Rue and Edi Gathegi Directed by: Patrick Lussier
Rated R
Opens: January 16, 2009 Studio: Fox Searchlight Starring: Jamal Woolard, Derek Luke, Angela Bassett, Naturi Naughton, Antonique Smith and Anthony Mackie Directed by: George Tillman Jr.
Rated PG
Opens: January 16, 2009 Studio: Columbia Pictures Starring: Kevin James, Keir O’Donnell, Jayma Mays, Raini Rodriguez, Shirley Knight, Stephen Rannazzisi, Peter Gerety and Bobby Cannavale Directed by: Steve Carr
Rated PG
Opens: January 16, 2009 Studio: DreamWorks Starring: Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin, Don Cheadle, Johnny Simmons, Kyla Pratt, Troy Gentile, Lisa Kudrow and Kevin Dillon Directed by: Thor Freudenthal
STARRING
Kevin James as PAUL BLART
Keir O’Donnell as VECK SIMS
Jayma Mays as AMY
Raini Rodriguez as MAYA BLART
Shirley Knight as MOM
Stephen Rannazzisi as STUART
Peter Gerety as CHIEF BROOKS
Bobby Cannavale as COMMANDER KENT
On This Week’s Show: Neil is hobnobbing around Park City, Utah with his flunkies, hoping to score some make-out moments with John Stamos or Garry Shandling. So, Kevin is left in the Magical Studio in the Sky with special guest host Kristin Dreyer Kramer from NightsAndWeekends.com. Together they take a look at the infamous (and dare we say Notorious) January releases. They also vent about Megan Fox, Mickey Rourke and the Golden Globes while welcoming back another guest appearance by the Neil Miller Sock Puppet mascot. And Kristin is afraid that she is being stalked by a guy in a blaze-orange coat. Eeek!
Films Reviewed this Week:Hotel for Dogs, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, My Bloody Valentine 3D, Notorious and Defiance.
(PG-13) MOVIE: **1/2 (out of 5) BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: *** (out of 5)
STARRING
Oliver James as BEN
Kristopher Turner as ZACH
Rik Young as NIGEL
Jerry Rice as HAL GORE
Madison Riley as HEATHER
Amber McDonald as THUNDERSTORM