Episode 124 – F-Force!

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On This Week’s Show: Neil is back from the nation’s capital after an arduous road trip over half the country. Kevin relishes in making fun of the fact that he hasn’t seen any of the major releases this week. Neil prepares to head west, young man, for the San Diego Comic-Con to worship at the Mecca of Geekdom. But before he goes, Neil sits down for one last podcast to talk about Katherine Heigl’s new teeth, Gerard Butler’s sexiness, evil orphans, the Iraq war and 3D secret agent Guinea Pigs.

[Editor’s note: This episode of FG@TM was recorded earlier this week before Neil and Cole Abaius embarked on their road trip to San Diego, which inluded an unfortunate pitstop in Pahrump, NV where they await arraignment by a judge who bears an uncanny resemblance to John Goodman.]

Films Reviewed this Week: The Ugly Truth, G-Force, Orphan and The Hurt Locker


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'The Ugly Truth' Movie Review



theuglytruthTHE UGLY TRUTH
(R)
*** (out of 5)

July 24, 2009

STARRING
Katherine Heigl as ABBY
Gerard Butler as MIKE
Bree Turner as JOY
Eric Winter as COLIN
Cheryl Hines as GEORGIA
John Michael Higgins as LARRY

Studio: Columbia Pictures

Directed by: Robert Luketic
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'Orphan' Movie Review



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(R)
* (out of 5)

July 24, 2009

STARRING
Vera Farmiga as KATE COLEMAN
Peter Sarsgaard as JOHN COLEMAN
Isabelle Furman as ESTHER
CCH Pounder as SISTER ABIGAIL
Jimmy Bennett as DANIEL COLEMAN
Margo Martindale as DR. BROWNING
Aryana Engineer as MAX COLEMAN

Studio: Warner Bros.

Directed by: Jaume Collet-Serra
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Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 07/21/09

Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Coraline, Watchmen, Stargate SG-1: Children of the Gods, 300: The Complete Experience and Prison Break: The Final Break.

Stinker of the week: John & Kate Plus 8: Season Whatever.

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'300: The Complete Experience' Blu-ray Review



300bd300: THE COMPLETE EXPERIENCE

(R)
MOVIE: **** (out of 5)
BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: ***** (out of 5)

STARRING
Gerard Butler as KING LEONIDAS
Lena Headey as QUEEN GORGO
Dominic West as THERON
David Wenham as DILIOS
Vincent Regan as CAPTAIN

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Studio: Warner Bros.

Directed by: Zack Snyder
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Win a Copy of ‘Miss March’ Unrated on DVD!

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What’s better than a free DVD? A free unrated DVD! And what’s better than a free, unrated DVD? A free, unrated DVD that guarantees boobs! And what’s better than a free, unrated DVD with boobs? Making the loyal listeners of Fat Guys at the Movies try to win it by entering a caption contest.
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Video: Kevin Reviews ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’ on FOX 28

Fat Guy Kevin Carr painted a scar on his forehead, dressed in the Gryffendor colors and put on a pair of dorky glasses when he came to the FOX 28 studios in Columbus, Ohio for a weekly movie review segment. This week, he talked about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

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Episode 123 – Fatty Potter and the Fat-Blood Prince

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On This Week’s Show: Neil continues to lurk around our nation’s capital on a clandestine assignment, so FSR’s Features Editor Cole Abaius steps in as guest Fat Guy this week (although he insists he’s very appropriately body-proportionate). Cole lends his dulcet tones of his pre-pubescent voice to the show, spinning tales of the Harry Potter junket and Emma Watson’s ability to swear. Kevin weighs in with his review of the new wizard film, and the Fat Guy and Body-Proportionate Guy hit us up with a new Fat Guy Five, inspired by Hogwarts: Five Cinematic Schools We’d Like to Attend.

Films Reviewed this Week: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.


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'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince' Movie Review



harrypotter6HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
(PG-13)
****1/2 (out of 5)

July 15, 2009

STARRING
Daniel Radcliffe as HARRY POTTER
Rupert Grint as RON WEASLEY
Emma Watson as HERMIONE GRANGER
Michael Gambon as PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE
Jim Broadbent as PROFESSOR SLUGHORN
Bonnie Wright as GINNY WEASLEY
Helena Bonham Carter as BELLATRIX LESTRANGE
Alan Rickman as PROFESSOR SNAPE

Studio: Warner Bros.

Directed by: David Yates
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Video: Kevin Reviews ‘Brüno’ and ‘I Love You, Beth Cooper’ on FOX 28

Fat Guy Kevin Carr rolled into the FOX 28 studios in Columbus, Ohio for a regular weekly review bit. This week, he reviews (rather carefully) the R-rated Brüno and the PG-13 tween-friendly I Love You, Beth Cooper.

Note how many times the Brüno clip loops into the line, “Whasssup?”

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Movie Review: ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’


Rated PG
Opens:
July 15, 2009
Studio: Warner Bros.
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Michael Gambon, Jim Broadbent, Bonnie Wright, Helena Bonham Carter and Alan Rickman
Directed by: David Yates

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Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 07/14/09

Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: For All Mankind, The Haunting in Connecticut, The State: The Complete Series, Horsemen and e.r.: The Complete Eleventh Season.

Stinker of the week: Van Wilder: Freshman Year.

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'Explicit Ills' DVD Review



explicitillsdvdEXPLICIT ILLS

(R)
MOVIE: *1/2 (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)

STARRING
Francisco Burgos as BABO
Paul Dano as ROCCO
Rosario Dawson as BABO’S MOM
Naomie Harris as JILL
Lou Taylor Pucci as JACOB
Frankie Shaw as MICHELLE
Tariq Trotter as KALEEF

Directed by: Mark Webber

Studio: Phase 4 Films
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‘The Wiggles Go Bananas’ Blu-ray Review



thewigglesgobananasdvdTHE WIGGLES GO BANANAS

(Not Rated)
MOVIE: ***1/2 (out of 5)
BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: *** (out of 5)

STARRING
Murray Cook as MURRAY WIGGLE
Jeff Fatt as JEFF WIGGLE
Anthony Field as ANTHONY WIGGLE
Sam Moran as SAM WIGGLE
Kylie Minogue as HERSELF

Studio: Warner Bros.
BY KEVIN CARR




WHAT IT’S ABOUT
The uber-popular Australian children’s show sensation comes out with their latest DVD celebrating animals. “The Wiggles Go Bananas” teach children about various types of animals – from traditional fun ones like tigers and bears to the native species from down under like wombats and Tasmanian devils. Using more than a dozen songs with bright-colored sets and energetic dancers, the Wiggles sing their way into kids’ hearts.

WHAT I LIKED
As the father of three young kids, I don’t know exactly how I escaped watching “The Wiggles” on television. My oldest (age eight, right now) is a bit beyond the Wiggle attraction. However, my six-year-old quickly wandered into the room when I watched this DVD. Similarly, my one-year-old son who toddles around like a drunken Irishman reacted immediately to the music and started dancing throughout the show.

Children’s shows can be really touchy for a parent. What makes it good for a preschool crowd is repetition and simplicity, which can be excruciating for a parent to watch. Just ask anyone who has sat through too many episodes of “Dora the Explorer” or “Blue’s Clues” to see what affect these can have on the grown-up mind. The cool thing about The Wiggles is that their consistent use of music is a great way to capture children’s imagination without falling into a rut.

“The Wiggles Go Bananas” is more than 95 percent song, featuring a variety of styles, from pop to beatnik jazz. It’s got the energy that makes kids dance themselves, even if you as a grown-up might find it a bit silly. After all, these videos are made for children rather than their parents.

Still, with the energy and different tunes, it’s easy to watch The Wiggles… but ultimately more fun to watch your kids move to the beat.

Pop singer Kylie Minogue (and her shoes) make a guest appearance at the beginning of the show, and that adds a bit of diversity to the singing. Still, the best part of this 45-minute special is the costumes of the different animals and their educational value. Added into the mix is a short introduction for each new species highlighted by The Wiggles, which features a look at the real animal from the zoo.

WHAT I DIDN’T LIKE
Let’s face it, I’m well past the single digits in terms of age, and as much as I do enjoy the musical elements of The Wiggles, I can only take so much of preschool programming. Of course, now that my son is past his first birthday, I’m going to have to dust off the old shows and start watching them again.

Still, anything that’s not to like about The Wiggles comes from my age rather than the quality of the show.

DVD FEATURES
Two bonus episodes of “The Wiggles” television show are available in the special features menu, along with a short seven-minute episode of “Dorothy the Dinosaur.” In addition to this additional material (which totals a longer running time than the main feature itself), there’s a photo gallery and a spotlight on dog safety with Wags the Dog and a representative from Australia’s RSPCA.

WHO’S GOING TO LIKE THIS MOVIE
Kids, preferably of the preschool kind.