(R) MOVIE: ****1/2 (out of 5) BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: ****(out of 5)
STARRING
Noomi Rapace as ELIZABETH SHAW
Michael Fassbender as DAVID
Charlize Theron as MEREDITH VICKERS
Idris Elba as JANEK
Guy Pearce as PETER WEYLAND
Logan Marshall-Green as CHARLIE HOLLOWAY
Rated PG Opens: October 5, 2012 Studio: Disney Starring: Catherine O’Hara, Martin Short, Martin Landau, Charlie Tahan and Atticus Shaffer Directed by: Tim Burton
Rated PG-13 Opens: October 5, 2012 Studio: 20th Century Fox Starring: Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen, Rade Serbedzija and Leland Orser Directed by: Oliver Megaton
Rated R Opens: October 5, 2012 Studio: Magnet Starring: Joe Swanberg, Adam Wingard, Sophia Takal, Kate Lyn Sheil and Calvin Reeder Directed by: Adam Wingard, Glenn McQuaid, Radio Silence, David Bruckner, Joe Swanberg and Ti West
STARRING
Catherine O’Hara as MRS. FRANKENSTEIN
Martin Short as MR. FRANKENSTEIN
Martin Landau as MR. RZYKRUSKI
Winona Ryder as ELSA VAN HELSING
Charlie Tahan as VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN
Atticus Shaffer as EDGAR ‘E’ GORE
This Week: Kevin and Kristin Dreyer Kramer meet up once again in the Magical Studio in the Sky for the first weekend in October, getting ready for Halloween. And you won’t believe the type of slutty Halloween costume that Kevin is planning. After they talk about a month of scary movies, Kevin and Kristin trick-and-treat about the new movies of the week, including Taken 2, Frankenweenie and the limited theatrical release of V/H/S. They also talk about weird connections between mummies and grade school textbooks, Kevin’s 31 Days of Horror, the ability of Gary Busey to outlive his co-stars and why Kevin might start wearing a tie. Then it’s all about DVDs, which includes some of Kevin’s favorite monster movies. Kristin, however, looks on questionably with pink hair and a flannel shirt.
OSNAP: F*ck Yeah, Puffy Nipples!
This week on OSNAP, Kevin lets Merrill know that his wife actually likes the show quite a bit… until the discussion devolves into a conversation about poop and porn. That probably explains why she only listens to about ten minutes of each episode. Throughout the episode – between discussions of said poop and porn – Merrill campaigns for the podcast awards and Kevin explains the fallacy of IMDb. Other topics include Merrill getting bullied, offensive words of today, the stupidity of executives, how silly guys look naked and the legalities of strip clubs. Kevin also relays a story in which comedian Bert Kreischer introduced him to puffy nipple porn. Thanks, Bert!
(not rated) MOVIE: **** (out of 5) DVD EXPERIENCE: ***1/2 (out of 5)
STARRING
Josh Radnor as TED MOSBY
Jason Segel as MARSHALL ERIKSEN
Alyson Hannigan as LILY ALDRIN
Neil Patrick Harris as BARNEY STINSON
Cobie Smulders as ROBIN SCHERBATSKY
Kevin’s picks on DVD this week:Universal Classic Monsters: The Essential Collection, How I Met Your Mother: Season 7, New Girl: Season 1, Cinderella Blu-ray and Dark Shadows
Stinker of the week:People Like Us
Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 10/02/12
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(G) MOVIE: *** (out of 5) BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)
STARRING
Clint Black as TOBY
Lisa Hartman Black as LINDY
Kacey Rohl as KELLY
Emily Bett Rickards as MARY MALONE
Teryl Rothery as PAIGE
Max Lloyd-Jones as BRIGGS MCBRIDE
Siobhan Williams as STEPHANIE MEYERS