Episode 311 – ‘Splosions!

This Week: Kevin tries to snake away Kristin’s winning prediction on the box office, but he manages to get some sympathy from her later when he describes his experience with the movie The Host. Then they set out to offend pretty much everyone in the world by calling them stupid. Soon, things shape up to a real movie review show as they discuss the finer points of Evil Dead, Jurassic Park 3D and Family Weekend. Finally, they lay down some new box office predictions and talk about Marvel news while Kevin channels Bill Cosby and Pudding Pops.


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OSNAP #28: Teeny Tiny Torahs

OSNAP: Teeny Tiny Torahs
This week, Kevin gloats over April Fooling Merrill. He also reminds everyone why he was so offensive on the latest episode of Fat Guys at the Movies, then he grills Merrill on the old Jewish laws. Merrill, of course, declares himself a bad Jew for liking cheeseburgers. Kevin then shares about how a car accident threw his life in a tizzy over the past couple weeks, while Merrill confesses to his own car accident from high school when he was pimping around in a stone-cold pussywagon. Kevin also declares the end to the Bounty he has at home while Merrill describes a bizarre run-in he had in Times Square with a spirited pair of men’s boxers. Oh, snap!


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‘Panic in the Streets’ Blu-ray Review



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(not rated)
MOVIE: **** (out of 5)
BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: *** (out of 5)

STARRING
Richard Widmark as LT. CMDR. CLINTON REED
Paul Douglas as CAPT. TOM WARREN
Barbara Bel Geddes as NANCY REED
Jack Palance as BLACKIE
Zero Mostel as RAYMOND FITCH

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Directed by: Elia Kazan
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‘Hitchcock’ Blu-ray Review



hitchcockbdHITCHCOCK
Blu-ray Review
(PG-13)
MOVIE: *** (out of 5)
BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: ***1/2 (out of 5)

STARRING
Anthony Hopkins as ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Helen Mirren as ALMA REVILLE
Scarlett Johansson as JANET LEIGH
Danny Huston as WHITFIELD COOK
Toni Collette as PEGGY ROBERTSON
Jessica Biel as VERA MILES

Studio: Fox Searchlight

Directed by: Sacha Gervasi
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‘Willow’ Blu-ray Review



willowbdWILLOW
Blu-ray Review
(PG)
MOVIE: ***1/2 (out of 5)
BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)

STARRING
Warwick Davis as WILLOW UFGOOD
Val Kilmer as MADMARTIGAN
Joanne Whalley as SORSHA
Jean Marsh as QUEEN BAVMORDA
Patricia Hayes as FIN RAZIEL

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Directed by: Ron Howard
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‘The Host’ Movie Review



thehostTHE HOST
(PG-13)
*1/2 (out of 5)

March 29, 2013

STARRING
Saoirse Ronan as MELANIE/WANDA
Diane Kruger as THE SEEKER
Jake Abel as IAN O’SHEA
Max Irons as JARED HOWE
William Hurt as JEB STRYDER

Studio: Open Road

Directed by: Andrew Niccol
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Episode 310 – An Armenian Paris Hilton with a Big Butt

This Week: Kevin tries to claim credit for his box office predictions, but Kristin quickly becomes hip to his jive-turkey plan. Soon, Kevin moves on to analyze the similarities between Michael Bay movies and the Twilight franchise, suggesting that if one type is dangerous and offensive, the other is as well. Eventually, they move on to reviewing the new films out there (or rather reviewing the one film they actually had a chance to see). They stick it to G.I. Joe: Retaliation and then show some relief for not having to sit through the new films from Stephenie Meyer and Tyler Perry. Kevin takes the opportunity to offend people with a statement of sacrilege before prattling on about his spring break Trekathon. Meanwhile, Kristin hangs her head in shame for her co-host.


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‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Movie Review



gijoeretaliationG.I. JOE: RETALIATION
(PG-13)
**1/2 (out of 5)

March 28, 2013

STARRING
Dwayne Johnson as ROADBLOCK
Bruce Willis as GENERAL COLTON
D.J. Cotrona as FLINT
Lee Byung-hun as STORM SHADOW
Adrianne Palicki as LADY JAYE
Ray Park as SNAKE EYES
Jonathan Pryce as THE PRESIDENT
Ray Stevenson as FIREFLY
Channing Tatum as DUKE
Arnold Vosloo as ZARTAN

Studio: Paramount

Directed by: John M. Chu
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OSNAP #27: Good Porn Legislation

OSNAP: Good Porn Legislation
This week, Merrill confesses his love for his pharmacist, while Kevin asks the thoughtful and probing questions about whether her carpets match her drapes. Then they move on to crazy stories about having a mouse in the house (and no, that’s not a euphemism). Kevin continues to share too much by talking about his prostate and why it’s so important to shoot the shit with your doctor. Later on, they discuss the somewhat challenging question on whether it’s ethical for reviewers to have personal friendships with filmmakers. However, things swerve back into typical OSNAP territory when they highlight their crazy news story of the week, which brings a new meaning to the term “shaking the bushes.” Oh, snap!


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