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OSNAP #46: The Long Good-bye

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OSNAP: The Long Good-bye (or “Goodbye Blue Monday”)
Kevin and Merrill come to the Magical Studio in the Sky with a sad announcement of their last OSNAP podcast. But have no fear… they are both continuing other endeavors and can still be heard routinely on the Fat Guys Network. To celebrate their final show, Kevin refuses to wear a shirt (but he does have pants on, since he’s not an animal). Then he vents about hypocritical political shenanigans. They also give a quick and positive review of AdBlock software before Kevin moves on to explain his recent fascination with Minion Rush. Finally, it’s the last wacky news segment, highlighting death, snakes and another insane CraigsList post. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #45: You Can’t Motorboat Them

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OSNAP: You Can’t Motorboat Them
This week, Kevin comes into the Magical Studio in the Sky, exhausted from trying to reset his sleep schedule for the end of summer. Merrill and he discuss how things can so disastrously out of whack with sleeping, then Merill leads into some Louie love with a look back at Louis CK’s HBO series Lucky Louie. Kevin then uses this opportunity to compare R-rated content on cable with grabbing the boobs of a stripper. Later, Kevin talks about his recent trip to an amusement park and how awesome some rides can be, how not-awesome smokers can be and how both awesome and non-awesome bikinis can be at the associated water park. Then, they talk about a little more television before heading into wacky news, which includes penis pictures on the news and the million-dollar stripper. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #44: Dominican Republic Prostitutes

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OSNAP: Dominican Republic Prostitutes
This week, Kevin and Merrill sound off about the big news coming out of Comic-Con. They also reiterate why they never want to actually go to Comic-Con. After talk about Superman, Batman, The Avengers, Ultron and Hugh Jackman’s secret costume, Kevin shares some super-secret stories from behind the curtain of radio. (Hint… there might be nudity involved.) Then, in the wacky news segment, the time is monopolized by some amaze-balls stories, including epic face-sitting and a helicopter mother trying to arrange for her son’s cherry to be popped… and popped… and popped, which reminds Merrill of a curious story from his high school days. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #43: Mythbusters Did It

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OSNAP: Mythbusters Did It
This week, Kevin and Merrill reel from the bizarre one-two punch of Twitter explosions this week, including the George Zimmerman verdict and the death of that 31-year-old kid from Glee. Kevin clarifies a legal concept about the Zimmerman case before clarifying some science behind Sharknado. Later, Kevin rages at Merrill about his sloppy sexual fascination with Mythbusters before moving into wacky news. Some topics discussed include racist Asian pilot names, penis-biting snakes, a Kentucky man who can’t keep his hands (and other body parts) off a pool floatie, and Apple’s compliance with pornography over-riding the marriage contract. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #42: Anna Kendrick Nude

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OSNAP: Anna Kendrick Nude
This week, Merrill continues his Winnie-the-Pooh-like bad luck stories, including how his back was injured by a mysterious force and later how he was taken over by the Ambien drug to search Anna Kendrick on Twitter. Later, Kevin talks about his somewhat uneventful weekend, which included the epic Ape-a-thon as well as 4th of July shenanigans. Later, they chew through some wacky news courtesy of Steven C before disappearing for yet another week. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #41: Drunk Man’s Noodles

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OSNAP: Drunk Man’s Noodles
This week, Merrill tells of his grand adventure with Maggie Gyllenhaal and spicy Thai food. Kevin rants (again!) about software updates and why getting an Amber Alert while asleep at 6 a.m. doesn’t help a goddamn thing. Then, Kevin launches into two of the more strange stories of the show. First, he talks about his father’s bizarre vendetta against computers. Then, the talks about how movie trailers are amazingly accurate on predicting the nature of a movie. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #40: He Thought He Was Talking to a Woman

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OSNAP: He Thought He Was Talking to a Woman
This week, Merrill and Kevin continue their diatribe dialogue about auto-updating software and why newer is not always better. They also talk about the weather, which may or may not include a discussion of Merrill’s sweaty balls. Merrill also shares his misencounter with a stand-up comic in person. Merrill also complains about his infection, which may or may not be in his mucous membranes. Kevin also throws down his opinion on some controversial issues, including the ending of Man of Steel and the Paula Deen scandal. Merrill then goes on record about Reddit users not understanding what rape is. And finally, Kevin defends Movie 43, and he has the internet backing him up on it! Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #39: A Rugged Time

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OSNAP: A Rugged Time
This week, Merrill and Kevin bemoan the stresses of family life outside of the show. Merrill then heaps praise on his co-host for Clone Club, and Kevin immediately makes things dirty and embarrasses Merrill with a discussion of pornography storage and Facebook stalking. Things derail quickly as Kevin rants about cats and allergies before launching into a confused diatribe about whatever the hell Minecraft is and why children are watching videos made by a guy named CaptainSparklez. Things get back on track with bizarre and wacky news stories, including topics such as licking eyeballs, MegaBus masturbation and Swedish bestiality. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #38: Vagina Glazed Mouth

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OSNAP: Vagina Glazed Mouth
This week, Merrill reveals the sad truth of his solo-podcasting ventures and a secret origin that leaves Kevin asking the only question worth asking, can he hear it? Then Kevin tells a tale of the ultimate fail ever perpetrated with “reply-all.” All of it leading to a wacky news discussion, including wondering just what it means to be gone down on by Michael Douglas. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #37: Creative Life Secretary

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OSNAP: Creative Life Secretary
This week, Merrill sounds off about his irritation with Twitter conversations during Game of Thrones on Sunday nights. Kevin throws some love at the new (and old) episodes of Arrested Development. Then, they discuss the questionable future of Nikki Finke, who is lower than whale turds on the bottom of the ocean. Then, in an early news spotlight, Kevin takes an alternative approach in regards to the case of Kaitlyn Hunt and her trouble with the law, and Merrill responds with a rant about nightcore chipmunk music. Finally, things wrap up with an epic reading of the douchiest Craigslist ad ever created. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #36: Hello Kitty Bike Helmet

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OSNAP: Hello Kitty Bike Helmet
This week, Merrill gives an update on his brilliant athletic use of a bicycle. Then Kevin updates everyone on his epic “John Williams Is the Manathon” he had with his kids this weekend. Later, they talk about the burning questions in Hollywood, including issues of Alice Eve in her underwear before Merrill ropes Kevin into a high-octane discussion of the Fast & Furious movies. Finally, they wrap things up with wacky news, featuring stories about Pop-Tart fingering, penis scratches, American Idol stabbings and cell phone assaults. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #35: Cold Cockles

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OSNAP: Cold Cockles
This week, Kevin and Merrill fight for attention with Merrill’s dog, and Merrill tells more LIPA woes and why his front yard has become a giant dirt pile. Then, Merrill gushes over the cheerful nature of his Operation: Nikita podcast co-host Perri Nemiroff, comparing her to a Cadbury creme egg. Later, Kevin gives and update on the Rave Theaters debacle before moving on to somewhat cogent discussions of Hollywood’s on-again-off-again fascination with rape scenes in movies and what exactly the IMAX brand offers. They also talk about various wacky news stories, including a tiny penis contest, how farting in someone’s face can result in being stabbed and the doctor-prescribed cure for a gag reflex. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #34: Don’t Mess with Hippos

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OSNAP: Don’t Mess with Hippos
This week, both Kevin and Merrill share some truly terrible customer service experiences, amazingly both on a professional level. Kevin pulls back from the poop and porn category to talk a little inside baseball about TV shows, which Merrill is happy to do. Then after some observations about businesses, they lead into some wacky news. On the deck this week are stories about Tractor Supply Company retaliations, a BBW model packing on the pounds and the overall danger of hippos. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #33: The Wildcat!

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OSNAP: The Wildcat!
This week, Merrill looks into his past and remembers how he faced his fears of roller coasters (and possibly shipped his pants in the process). Kevin wants to raise awareness about multiple social issue campaigns, including Clitoris Awareness Week and Masturbation Month. Later, Kevin weighs in on the weird meta-craziness about who the Westboro Baptist Church wants to protest now. Kevin also talks about his 24-Hour Science Fiction Movie Marathon with his kids and how his son Ben grossed him out a 3 in the morning. Finally, it’s some wacky news from Steven C., featuring ice cream turf wars, fake penis doctors and academic pornography. Oh, snap!


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OSNAP #32: Pornographic Anne Frank

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OSNAP: Pornographic Anne Frank
This week, Merrill explains his inexplicable habit of doing everything early and why he still needs to put music on CDs. Kevin questions Merrill’s inappropriate relationship with spreadsheets and pulls the veil back on the giant vanilla ice cream conspiracy. Later, Kevin finally weighs in on the sad happenings with the Ohio 24-Hour Science Fiction Movie Marathon, and he explains why he’s not going. Later, Kevin and Merrill look at some wacky news, including a story about a woman trying to get people to make fun of her on camera, how Anne Frank wrote pornography, whether they would try chocolate-covered portabella, why walking around naked is dangerous and, of course, a guy having sex with a dog. Oh, snap!


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