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Episode 91 – Quantum of Fatness

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil take to secret agent mode as they emulate James Bond, and Kevin describes his Venus-like emergence from the sea in a Speedo. Since Quantum of Solace is the only new film this week, the Fat Guys spend some time reminiscing about other James Bond films. But they still make time to interview Bruce Campbell and review Charlie Kaufman’s new film, Synecdoche, New York.

Films Reviewed this Week: Quantum of Solace and Synecdoche, New York.


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Episode 90 – Fatagascar: Fat 2 Africa

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil reconnect in the Virtual Studio in the Sky. Neil insists it’s still magic while Kevin revels in the fact he can do the show in his underwear. Because Soul Men wasn’t screened for them, they spend their review time bidding adieu to Bernie Mac, who is in two new releases this week. Neil gives us his inaugural “Fat Guy Five” list, featuring his favorite CGI movies while Kevin attempts to derail him with the comedy antics of American History X.

Films Reviewed this Week: Madagascar: Back 2 Africa, Role Models and Soul Men.


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Episode 89 – Kevin and Neil Make a Porno

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil bid adieu to the Magical Studio in the Sky while Neil prepares to embark on a cross-country Bohemian Gypsy travel adventure. They take a look at the slate of new films, featuring everything from porno movies to child endangerment flicks. Brian Gibson tags along for the ride as the special guest, trying to utter as many innuendoes about Zack and Miri Make a Porno as he can manage while Neil defends his obsession with Gossip Girl. They also talk about their favorite scary movies, porn star cameos and a bunch of other awful shenanigans in the newly-revived Internet-only segment.

Films Reviewed this Week: Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Changeling, RockNRolla, What Just Happened, The Haunting of Molly Hartley and Dear Zachary.


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Episode 88 – Pride and Fatness

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil hook up again in the Virtual Studio in the Sky, remaining in disparate locations like a Presidential/Vice-Presidential ticket. This has allowed Neil to avoid seeing anything this week while Kevin suffered through Pride and Glory and even managed to find some love for High School Musical 3. The Fat Guys discuss Neil’s unconventional love for Zac Efron (aka “Zefron” to his fans) while Kevin rants about drunken Irish cops in Pride and Glory.

Films Reviewed this Week: Pride and Glory, High School Musical 3 and Saw V.


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Episode 87 – Fat Drive

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On This Week’s Show: The Magical Studio in the Sky is struck by a wayward comet, sending Kevin and Neil in different directions. But take heart, they manage to link up through the interwebs to form the Virtual Studio in the Sky. They talk about the new movies this week, how Sex Drive sizzles and W. fizzles. There’s a smack-down over Max Payne, and Kevin whines about how boring it was to watch The Secret Lives of Bees (that’s the movie in which Dakota Fannings isn’t raped).

Films Reviewed this Week: Sex Drive, W., Max Payne and The Secret Life of Bees.


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Episode 86 – Quarantine the City of Fat

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil welcome a bevy of guests to the Magical Studio in the Sky for a special edition of Fat Guys at the Movies. In addition to reviewing the films of the week, they are joined by competitive eating legend Crazy Legs Conti, who dishes on his experience at the Netflix movie-watching challenge. Kevin also chats with Joe Neff, the Co-Master of Scarimonies at the all-night horror movie marathon. Not much room to offend people this week, but lots of shenanigans still ensue.

Films Reviewed this Week: Body of Lies, City of Ember, The Express and Quarantine.


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Episode 85 – An American Beverly Hills Fatness

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil fight back another onslaught of movies from Hollywood’s dumping grounds. They also give some love for their fans, including a nod to Crazy Legs Conti who left a voice mail letting them know about his Netflix movie Popcorn Bowl this week. Neil is offended by non-Mexican talent voicing chihuahuas, and Kevin finds the irony in blind people vowing not to see Blindness.

Films Reviewed this Week: An American Tale, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Blindness, Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist, Flash of Genius, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People and Appaloosa.


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Episode 84 – The Miracle of St. Fatty

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil swear they aren’t planning on offending anyone in this show… until they start talking about unsubstantiated Kirk Cameron rumors. Neil proves that he is devious, sexy and funny, but Kevin insists he’s still a whore. The Fat Guys take on the Lucky Ones, Spike Lee’s joints, Diane Lane’s awful new movie and the director who could be the next Michael Bay.

Films Reviewed this Week: Eagle Eye, Miracle at St. Anna, Nights at Rodanthe, The Lucky Ones and Choke.


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Episode 83 – My Best Friend’s Fat Guys

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil are recovering from the righteous wind storm that swept through the Midwest… or at least they’re using that as an excuse for not having seen all the movies this week. They unleash their wrath on Lionsgate and the Weinsteins for not screening films, and they give a little love for Sam Jackson and Ricky Gervais because their films were screened. There’s a nod to Stuart Townsend for his film in the indie spotlight (that both Kevin and Neil saw), and Kevin confesses his childhood trauma from Gordon Jump’s guest spot on Diff’rent Strokes. Oh no! Mister Carlson!

Films Reviewed this Week: Lakeview Terrace, Ghost Town, Battle in Seattle, My Best Friend’s Girl and Igor.


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Episode 82 – Righteous Fat Guys

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On This Week’s Show: Accusations fly as Kevin and Neil try to explain why each other isn’t a fan of Tyler Perry’s films. They also discuss the finer points of who they’d rather make out with – Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino. Kevin wishes himself a happy birthday but bemoans what day his birthday actually falls on. Finally, they both take up the cause on trying to offend one of their listeners who claims to never get offended. Oh, and they review some films as well… at least the ones the studio screened.

Films Reviewed this Week: The Women, The Family that Preys, Righteous Kill and Burn After Reading.


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Episode 81 – Fatkok Dangerous

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil struggle to make it through a show by not talking about any movie opening wide this week… because the only one out there is Bangkok Dangerous, and the studio didn’t screen it for them. They do a little dance and manage to talk about their favorite (and least favorite) films of the summer as well as preview the upcoming television season. And they just might find a way to mention Peter Dinklage as well.

Films Reviewed this Week: Bangkok Dangerous.


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Episode 80 – Fat Movie

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On This Week’s Show: Neil and Kevin are very tired. It’s been a long week of movies, and not too many of them were very good. They stagger through the early reviews, then the claws come out for Disaster Movie, the most accurately named film of the year. If only Peter Dinklage were in it, it might have been better than Postal.

Films Reviewed this Week: College, Disaster Movie, Babylon A.D. and Traitor.


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Episode 79 – Fat Race

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On This Week’s Show: Neil is grumpy this week, and Kevin takes full advantage of his weakness for the show. Neil complains that Jason Statham isn’t white enough for NASCAR while Kevin pokes holes in the continuity of Playboy’s Girls Next Door in The House Bunny. It’s another week of a full slate of films, only two of which Neil has seen. Other things discussed… Anna Faris’s boobs.

Films Reviewed this Week: Death Race, The House Bunny, The Rocker, Hamlet 2 and The Longshots.


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Episode 78 – Fly Me to the Tropic Clone Fatness

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil brace themselves for an onslaught of films, from the big studio releases to some independent ones. Neil hates on the Clone Wars while Kevin hates on Henry Poole. Controversy is all over the place as Kevin calls for a boycott of Tropic Thunder due to insensitivity to fat people while Neil takes some shots at Tim Shriver. Nothing is sacred, and everyone should be offended at this week’s Fat Guys at the Movies.

Films Reviewed this Week: Tropic Thunder, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Fly Me to the Moon, Mirrors, Henry Poole Is Here and Vicky Christina Barcelona.


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Episode 77 – Brotherhood of the Traveling Fat

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil attempt to discuss movies that might not even be right for them. Kevin insists he’s not a stoner, and Neil insists he’s not a teenage girl. Throughout the show, they also banter over the better parts of weed action movies, chick flicks and the dangers of going full-on retard, the Simple Jack way.

Films Reviewed this Week: Pineapple Express and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2.


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