Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Phineas and Ferb: The Perry Files – Animal Agents, The Master, Breaking Dawn: Parts I & II, Chasing Mavericks and How to Survive a Plague
Stinker of the week: Breaking Dawn: Parts I & II
Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 02/26/13
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Mission Objective: While trying to transfer documents relating to Kevin Carr’s secret recipe for gazpacho, Merrill and Rob come under attack at the hands of the evil Hash Aguirre and must fight there way through or die at the hands of the CIA… Oh, and they talk ass-kicking Nikita.
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Rated PG-13
Opens: February 22, 2013
Studio: Summit Entertainment
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Susan Sarandon, Barry Pepper, Harold Perrineau and Jon Bernthal
Directed by: Ric Roman Waugh
Kevin says Snitch SUCKS!
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This Week: Kevin and Kristin pull out their Oscar ballots and make predictions on the big awards. But before they face the Argo/Lincoln conundrum, they take a look at the two terrible movies new to theaters this week: Snitch and Dark Skies. They also throw some DVD and Blu-ray suggestions in there for good measure, along with a listener email. And Kevin also tries to channel Tyler Perry to disastrous effect.
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OSNAP: I’m Sure Your Thing Is Nice and Long
This week, Merrill and Kevin announce an impromptu contest featuring a prize of Kevin’s krump sweat. Then, Kevin schools Merrill on the science of Metamucil while Merrill continues more stories of his computer woes. There’s a brief moment where Merrill shines with how connected he is, but Kevin soon strikes him down with talk of porn star Alexis Texas and her career choices. They continue with some news stories about stripping room mothers and how to masturbate in public with the simple excuse, “It fell out.” Finally, Kevin wraps things up with some interesting stories from the front lines of being a modern parent. Oh, snap!
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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Argo, Sinister, Monsters Inc. 3D, Anna Karenina and Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome
Stinker of the week: Atlas Shrugged: Part II – The Strike
Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 02/19/13
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Rated R
Opens: February 14, 2013
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Starring: Bruce Willis, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Jai Courtney and Megalyn Echikunwoke
Directed by: John Moore
Kevin says A Good Day to Die Hard kinda rocks!
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Rated PG-13
Opens: February 14, 2013
Studio: Warner Bros.
Starring: Emma Thompson, Jeremy Irons, Thomas Mann, Emmy Rossum and Viola Davis
Directed by: Richard LaGravenese
Kevin says Beautiful Creatures kinda sucks!
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Rated PG-13
Opens: February 14, 2013
Studio: Relativity Media
Starring: Josh Duhamel, Julianne Hough, David Lyons and Cobie Smulders
Directed by: Lasse Hallström
Kevin says Safe Haven kinda sucks!
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This Week: Kevin and Kristin celebrate a late Valentine’s Day in the Magical Studio in the Sky, talking about movies that will send everyone in the family to different theaters: the men can see A Good Day to Die Hard, the ladies can see Safe Haven, the teens can see Beautiful Creatures and the kiddies can see Escape from Planet Earth. They also talk about the impossible physics of the Die Hard movies, Nicholas Sparks cliches (of which there are many), terrible Southern accents and whatever the hell happened to Brendan Fraser’s career. They also play a listener voice mail, proving the phone number still works. XOXO
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OSNAP: Don’t Bring It In Wet
Kevin and Merrill return to the Magical Studio in the Sky for a romantic Valentine’s Day dinner. After champagne and strawberries, they hop into a loveable discussion about topics like the Nemo snowstorm, circumcision, the Pope and shawarma. Merrill then tells the epic story of how he had to fight off stoned orcs at a Best Buy early in the morning to get a new computer. Then Kevin goes on an inside-baseball rant about the slumping world of physical media and how publicists haven’t caught up to the nature of freelancers and online journalists. Sure, that’s a bit dry for the show, and it’s not about poop and porn, but the Dude endures. Oh, snap!
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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Skyfall, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Sessions, The Man with the Iron Fists and Bully
Stinker of the week: Silent Hill: Revelation
Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 02/12/13
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Mission Objective: Merrill and Rob are given their first official kill mission by Magical Studio director Kevin Carr, and that kill order is for one “Hash Aguirre.” Oh, and Nikita talk too.
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Rated R
Opens: February 8, 2013
Studio: Universal
Starring: Melissa McCarthy, Jason Bateman, John Cho, Jon Favreau and Amanda Peet
Directed by: Seth Gordon
Kevin says Identity Thief kinda sucks!
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Rated R
Opens: February 8, 2013
Studio: Open Road
Starring: Rooney Mara, Channing Tatum, Jude Law, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Vinessa Shaw
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Kevin says Side Effects kinda rocks!
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