Rated PG-13
Opens: March 29, 2013
Studio: Open Road
Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Max Irons, Jake Abel, Diane Kruger and William Hurt
Directed by: Andrew Niccol
Kevin says The Host SUCKS!
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This Week: Kevin tries to claim credit for his box office predictions, but Kristin quickly becomes hip to his jive-turkey plan. Soon, Kevin moves on to analyze the similarities between Michael Bay movies and the Twilight franchise, suggesting that if one type is dangerous and offensive, the other is as well. Eventually, they move on to reviewing the new films out there (or rather reviewing the one film they actually had a chance to see). They stick it to G.I. Joe: Retaliation and then show some relief for not having to sit through the new films from Stephenie Meyer and Tyler Perry. Kevin takes the opportunity to offend people with a statement of sacrilege before prattling on about his spring break Trekathon. Meanwhile, Kristin hangs her head in shame for her co-host.
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OSNAP: Good Porn Legislation
This week, Merrill confesses his love for his pharmacist, while Kevin asks the thoughtful and probing questions about whether her carpets match her drapes. Then they move on to crazy stories about having a mouse in the house (and no, that’s not a euphemism). Kevin continues to share too much by talking about his prostate and why it’s so important to shoot the shit with your doctor. Later on, they discuss the somewhat challenging question on whether it’s ethical for reviewers to have personal friendships with filmmakers. However, things swerve back into typical OSNAP territory when they highlight their crazy news story of the week, which brings a new meaning to the term “shaking the bushes.” Oh, snap!
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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Lincoln, Star Trek Enterprise: Season One Blu-ray, Continuum: Season One, Parental Guidance and The Collection
Stinker of the week: Killing Them Softly
Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 03/26/13
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Rated R
Opens: March 22, 2013
Studio: FilmDistrict
Starring: Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman, Dylan McDermott, Aaron Eckhart and Ashley Judd
Directed by: Antoine Fuqua
Kevin says Olympus Has Fallen kinda rocks!
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Rated PG
Opens: March 22, 2013
Studio: DreamWorks
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Ryan Reynolds, Emma Stone, Catherine Keener and Clark Duke
Directed by: Chris Sanders and Kirk De Micco
Kevin says The Croods kinda rocks!
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Rated PG-13
Opens: March 22, 2013
Studio: Focus Features
Starring: Paul Rudd, Michael Sheen, Tina Fey, Wallace Shawn and Sonya Walger
Directed by: Paul Weitz
Kevin says Admission kinda sucks!
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Rated R
Opens: March 1, 2013
Studio: Fox Searchlight
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Dermot Mulroney, Mia Wasikowska, Matthew Goode and Lucas Till
Directed by: Chan-wook Park
Kevin says Stoker kinda rocks!
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This Week: Kevin pats Kristin on the back for getting closer to the box office topper than he did. He, of course, expects a return pat when he wins next time for sure. Then they chat about some scant movie news before moving on to this week’s reviews. Find out why Kristin thought The Croods was too rude and why Kevin thought Admission was too snobby. Also, find out not much about Olympus Has Fallen because the critic screening was held out to the bitter-end last minute. Then it’s on to the DVD and Blu-ray recommendations before Kevin and Kristin say good-bye to the Magical Studio in the Sky for another week.
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OSNAP: The Rumpelstiltskin of Penises
This week, Merrill shares with the audience how his spectacular week was derailed by a souffle cup of ketchup and him forgetting he had pockets in his pants. However, before all that, Kevin rages a bit about people raging about daylight savings time. Being the nature of the podcast, the conversation soon turns towards porn stars and the surprise of having them @reply you on Twitter. (Yeah, that’s a shout-out to @GingerLee.) Finally, in the ending segment, things gets all sorts of crazy with talk of stealing penises and the biology behind masturbation. Oh, snap!
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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Porky’s, Les Miserables, Zero Dark Thirty and Rust and Bone
Stinker of the week: This Is 40 and Bachelorette
Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 03/19/13
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Mission Objective: After the successful rescue of Perri and Rob from the clutches of the evil Kevin Carr, Merrill and the team are sent back in to rescue Hash Aguirre from Nicholas Herum or watch him suffer the ultimate price… Oh, and they all talk Nikita as well.
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Rated R
Opens: March 15, 2013
Studio: Tri-Star
Starring: Halle Berry, Abigail Breslin, Morris Chestnut, Michael Eklund and Michael Imperioli
Directed by: Brad Anderson
Kevin says The Call kinda rocks!
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Rated PG-13
Opens: March 15, 2013
Studio: New Line Cinema
Starring: Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi, Olivia Wilde, Jim Carrey and James Gandolfini
Directed by: Don Scardino
Kevin says The Incredible Burt Wonderstone kinda rocks!
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This Week: Kevin and Kristin face a massive wall of movies to review (and by “massive,” we mean “three and a half”). But before they hit on the new releases, they give their take on the box office, and Kevin quickly reviews the films from the previous week that were not screened. Kristin and Kevin also sound off about the groundbreaking fundraising for the Veronica Mars movie and what that means for other director. Then it’s right into movie reviews of Stoker, The Incredible Burt Wonderstone and The Call. Finally, Kevin confesses his show choir history, and Kristin recounts the strange kidnapping of Yoda by her Smurfs. Things then wrap up with Kevin blundering the DVD Round-Up. It’s a hot mess this week in the Magical Studio in the Sky.
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