Category Archives: Fat Guys at the Movies

Episode 84 – The Miracle of St. Fatty

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil swear they aren’t planning on offending anyone in this show… until they start talking about unsubstantiated Kirk Cameron rumors. Neil proves that he is devious, sexy and funny, but Kevin insists he’s still a whore. The Fat Guys take on the Lucky Ones, Spike Lee’s joints, Diane Lane’s awful new movie and the director who could be the next Michael Bay.

Films Reviewed this Week: Eagle Eye, Miracle at St. Anna, Nights at Rodanthe, The Lucky Ones and Choke.


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Episode 83 – My Best Friend’s Fat Guys

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil are recovering from the righteous wind storm that swept through the Midwest… or at least they’re using that as an excuse for not having seen all the movies this week. They unleash their wrath on Lionsgate and the Weinsteins for not screening films, and they give a little love for Sam Jackson and Ricky Gervais because their films were screened. There’s a nod to Stuart Townsend for his film in the indie spotlight (that both Kevin and Neil saw), and Kevin confesses his childhood trauma from Gordon Jump’s guest spot on Diff’rent Strokes. Oh no! Mister Carlson!

Films Reviewed this Week: Lakeview Terrace, Ghost Town, Battle in Seattle, My Best Friend’s Girl and Igor.


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Episode 82 – Righteous Fat Guys

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On This Week’s Show: Accusations fly as Kevin and Neil try to explain why each other isn’t a fan of Tyler Perry’s films. They also discuss the finer points of who they’d rather make out with – Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino. Kevin wishes himself a happy birthday but bemoans what day his birthday actually falls on. Finally, they both take up the cause on trying to offend one of their listeners who claims to never get offended. Oh, and they review some films as well… at least the ones the studio screened.

Films Reviewed this Week: The Women, The Family that Preys, Righteous Kill and Burn After Reading.


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Episode 81 – Fatkok Dangerous

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil struggle to make it through a show by not talking about any movie opening wide this week… because the only one out there is Bangkok Dangerous, and the studio didn’t screen it for them. They do a little dance and manage to talk about their favorite (and least favorite) films of the summer as well as preview the upcoming television season. And they just might find a way to mention Peter Dinklage as well.

Films Reviewed this Week: Bangkok Dangerous.


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Episode 80 – Fat Movie

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On This Week’s Show: Neil and Kevin are very tired. It’s been a long week of movies, and not too many of them were very good. They stagger through the early reviews, then the claws come out for Disaster Movie, the most accurately named film of the year. If only Peter Dinklage were in it, it might have been better than Postal.

Films Reviewed this Week: College, Disaster Movie, Babylon A.D. and Traitor.


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Episode 79 – Fat Race

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On This Week’s Show: Neil is grumpy this week, and Kevin takes full advantage of his weakness for the show. Neil complains that Jason Statham isn’t white enough for NASCAR while Kevin pokes holes in the continuity of Playboy’s Girls Next Door in The House Bunny. It’s another week of a full slate of films, only two of which Neil has seen. Other things discussed… Anna Faris’s boobs.

Films Reviewed this Week: Death Race, The House Bunny, The Rocker, Hamlet 2 and The Longshots.


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Episode 78 – Fly Me to the Tropic Clone Fatness

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil brace themselves for an onslaught of films, from the big studio releases to some independent ones. Neil hates on the Clone Wars while Kevin hates on Henry Poole. Controversy is all over the place as Kevin calls for a boycott of Tropic Thunder due to insensitivity to fat people while Neil takes some shots at Tim Shriver. Nothing is sacred, and everyone should be offended at this week’s Fat Guys at the Movies.

Films Reviewed this Week: Tropic Thunder, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Fly Me to the Moon, Mirrors, Henry Poole Is Here and Vicky Christina Barcelona.


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Episode 77 – Brotherhood of the Traveling Fat

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil attempt to discuss movies that might not even be right for them. Kevin insists he’s not a stoner, and Neil insists he’s not a teenage girl. Throughout the show, they also banter over the better parts of weed action movies, chick flicks and the dangers of going full-on retard, the Simple Jack way.

Films Reviewed this Week: Pineapple Express and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2.


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Episode 76 – Fat Vote

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On This Week’s Show: Recovering from a harrowing trip to the San Diego Comic-Con, Kevin and Neil sharpen their claws and sink their teeth into the start of crappy movie season with the first August releases. Kevin declares that Neil will be a terrible father, and Neil confesses his love for Ugly Betty in the worst way. Barack Obama, Ninja Football Yetis and Paris Hilton are also discussed. It’s mayhem in the Magical Studio in the Sky.

Films Reviewed this Week: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and Swing Vote.


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Episode 75 – The Big, Fat Comic-Con Special

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil come at you from sunny San Diego as they cover the Comic-Con International. After a couple days of sleep deprivation, they struggle to stay awake to update everyone on cool Comic-Con news, like Klaatu Keanu, Twilight psychosis, GI Joe shenanigans, general fanboyisms and Wolverine promising to cut people’s heads off.

Films Reviewed this Week: The X-Files: I Want to Believe and Step Brothers.


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Episode 74 – The Fat Knight

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil whip themselves up into a frenzy about how ridiculously awesome The Dark Knight is. Neil also throws some love to ABBA with his review of Mamma Mia! while Kevin takes an opportunity to insult Meryl Streep. The Fat Guys also try out some new specialty segments, including a preview of Comic-Con and a list of Hollywood stories that make their heads spin. Oh, and they do manage to mention Peter Dinklage as well this week.

Films Reviewed this Week: The Dark Knight, Mamma Mia!, Space Chimps and The Wackness.


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Episode 73 – Journey to the Center of the Fat

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil welcome a special guest into the studio – Kevin’s son Liam. He’s only 7, but he’s seen more movies this week than Neil. Things are relatively tame… until Liam starts to beat Neil with an official Indiana Jones whip and then declares Meet Dave to be an awesome flick because money literally comes out of Eddie Murphy’s ass. The trio also gives their thoughts on Hellboy II and Journey to the Center of the Earth before a wayward spider enters the Magical Studio in the Sky and completely derails the show.

Films Reviewed this Week: Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D and Meet Dave.


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Episode 72 – An American Fat Guy

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin has returned to the Magical Studio in the Sky, and Neil is happy to see him but hates him at the same time. They discuss the state of superhero affairs with Hancock, and Neil tries to convince Kevin he’s not in tune with 12-year-old girls with Kit Kittredge. Kevin unloads a week of withheld shenanigans from vacation. No one is safe, be it Vern Troyer, Peter Dinklage or hot chicks who break wind.

Films Reviewed this Week: Hancock and Kit Kittredge: An American Girl.


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Episode 71 – Wanted Fat Guys

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin is on vacation so fellow Fat Guy Brian Gibson joins Neil in the Magical Studio in the Sky to talk about all the cuteness that is WALL-E and the bullet-filled world of Wanted. They also remember the late George Carlin, chat about the San Diego Comic-Con and ramble on and on about why people should see bad movies. No poor-filmmaking stone of is left unturned, and no gun is left unfired on this week’s show of shenanigans.

Films Reviewed this Week: WALL-E and Wanted.


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Episode 70 – Get Fat!

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On This Week’s Show: Neil pretends he’s superior to Kevin because he’s seen more movies this week. But Kevin contends that his failure to watch The Love Guru was because God was protecting him from the Guru Pitka. They also discuss the finer points of Steve Jobs worship, Megan Fox hotness, bad translations of Indian music videos and how Peter Dinklage would help them get a lot of tail at Comic-Con. Yeah, they talk about movies, too, but things go horribly wrong in the show, and Kevin and Neil pay the price.

Films Reviewed this Week: Get Smart and The Love Guru.


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