On January 3, Kevin joined @ThatStevenC to live-tweet the final coffin in the first Halloween series, Halloween Resurrection. Here’s a log, complete with time-code for your home-viewing pleasure.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 00:25 – Starring Busta Rhymes. I am terrified already.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 00:35 The Halloween theme is so great. I am honored to share a name with the legendary John Carpenter lol
kevincarr: #h8tweet 00:50 – With Tyra Banks AND Jamie Lee Curtis. The quality of this flick has gone up and lowered at the same time.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet I think Halloween:Reserrection ruined Busta Rhymes career.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 2:40 Its Jamie Lee Curtis. Wow she isn’t looking so great. must be that insane asylum life she’s living in
kevincarr: #h8tweet 02:45 – Enter JLC before her endorsement of Activia “It Will Make You Poop Good” Yogurt.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 3:25 No Michael Myers aka Austin Powers.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 4:15 H8 may be the most uneceassary sequel in the history of horror films. I will be sure to write then in my review. even though
kevincarr: #h8tweet 05:10 – It’s good to see the religious leader from BSG had a stable job as a psych nurse before the colonies were destroyed.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 05:45 – OMG. If I could find that Raggedy Ann doll filled with tranquelizers, I’d make a killing.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 6:15 why are security guards always so fat? no offense to anybody I may be live tweeting with 😉
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 7:35 is this guy in the crazy house for loving serial killers? don’t you have to do something crazy to get locked away in one
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 8:25 Oh shit I just remembered I skipped dinner! Screw the espaced crazy guy, i gotta get a bag of chips first
kevincarr: @ThatStevenC No worries. I have never had a job as a security guard. #h8tweet
kevincarr: #h8tweet 09:20 – Why does the soundtrack sound like some guy’s belly trying to digest a pizza?
kevincarr: #h8tweet 09:55 – Erm… you stepped over the dead body to look in the dryer? How could you miss that?
kevincarr: #h8tweet 10:30 – The I <3 Serial Killers art therapy might not be the right way to go with this guy.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 11:35 - What is up with the hair on that Michael Myers’ mask??? He looks like Hyde from THAT 70S SHOW.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 12:00 how did Michael not notice the rope on the ground he stepped through? I would be more cautious if i was a serial killer
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 13:45 I wasn’t aware cutting rope made a loud screeching noise.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 14:30 Laurie is dead. that was fast. why did u need to look at his freaking face? u really remember what he looks like still?
kevincarr: #h8tweet 14:45 - Can’t really blame JLC for making sure she gets killed in the first 15 minutes. Four H movies is enough for her.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 16:20 - Notice the I <3 Serial Killlers patient failed to mention any of the deaths from HALLOWEEN 3.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 16:30 hmn I wonder what Mike Myers was doing the last 3 years. maybe he was hanging out in the forest w his buddy jason.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 17:40 a college class with only 1 person paying attention. this is actually pretty realistic
kevincarr: #h8tweet 17:55 - Holy frak! It’s Starbuck!
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 18:10 its Katee Sackoff aka Starbuck from BSG. damn she is hot... but quite annoying in this film.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 19:00 - "We’re gonna be bigger than The Osbournes." That’s dating the movie in a big way.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 19:35 hidden cameras in the shower? sounds good to me!
kevincarr: @ThatStevenC Yeah, she definitely looks good in a role that allows her to shower and use make-up. #h8tweet
kevincarr: #h8tweet 21:20 - so @carcarr819 just came in the room and identified that kid from THE LUCK OF THE IRISH. Go figure.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 21:50 a time b4 internet porn? wow that sounds horrible.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 22;20 - Wow. I remember when it was cool to make horror movies with a cyberspace background. Fear Dot Com, e.g.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 23:30 Tyra Banks looks great as well. I’m not sure how she managed to have any sort of career after being in this though.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 23:35 - Wow. She really overreacted to that light breaking.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 24:30 - Whose idea was it to put Busta Rhymes in this movie? He’s like pickles in an ice cream sundae.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 24:35 a black guy interested in karate? I guess that’s something original abt the film.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 25:50 - Who hauls that many pumpkins on Halloween day? It’s like shipping Christmas trees on December 24.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 27:00 - Wait! I want to hear more about this kid’s sister’s tatoo.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 28:45 what the hell is up with this crappy pop music playing in the Myers house? damn
kevincarr: #h8tweet 29:30 - Holy crap! Tyra Banks had one hell of a badonkadonk, and it nearly took out the camera in that last shot.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 29:45 since when did Michael start sounding like Darth Vader?
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 31:25 it looks as if Michael Myers could get a 2nd career as a cameraman. now that would be interesting
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 33:35 isn’t that guy in the white from American Pie? thought he looked familiar
kevincarr: #h8tweet 33:45 - Why is the token black guy always a wannabe chef. I’ve seen that like a dozen times.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 34:40 wow im not gonna comment on the when do your legs open line. wow that was bad
kevincarr: @ThatStevenC He’s also the kid from ROOKIE OF THE YEAR. Funky butt-lovin’! #h8tweet
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 35:45 apparently Michael Myers is secretly a gourmet cook who must keep fresh spices in his old abandoned house.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 35:45 - Do the characters really think people would watch this webcast? I’m having trouble watching the movie.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 36:45 the guy from American Pie is apparently still trying to get laid. only this time its with katee sackoff instead of Tera Reed
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet so decker decides to go to the party but goes directly for the computer in the house. haha i don’t think im even that lame
kevincarr: #h8tweet 38:40 - What little imps. Putting jack-o-lanterns on haunted house’s doorsteps? What about just egging a house?
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 39:40 american pie guy grabbing Katee’s ass. what a great guy.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 39:45 - I will concede that Starbuck does have a nice poopcutter there.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 41:20 isn’t this movie rated R? I remember seeing more skin from Katee in BSG than that.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 43:00 - Hot, aloof chick correcting grammar. Another reason to sneak out of bed in the morning before she wakes up.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 43:35 what? did I just hear the chick mention lesbians? I am now interested in what she has to say
kevincarr: #h8tweet 43:40 - Was that supposed to be a reference to the Twinkie Defense? The screenwriter didn’t even do his homework fo rthat one.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 45:00 - OMG, Busta Rhymes, quit talking already!
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 45:15 why the hell are Tyra and Busta celebrating? Its not like this movie made any money. there acting like its fucking Avatar
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 47:25 so american pie guy is dead. kinda glad. he was getting pretty damn annoying.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 48:50 - This movie makes about as much sense in the series as TCS: NEXT GEN did for that one.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 49:40 oh great you found the guy to Myer’s dungeon. what a great place to have sex.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 50:50 I’m sure Myers is into all kinds of crazy weird bondage sex
kevincarr: #h8tweet 51:10 - And now they’re stealing camera angles from THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 51:45 boobs! finally! mixed in with a little dead guy sours the mood a bit though.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 53:20 - Oh yeah. There’s Michael Myers. I forgot he was in this movie.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 53:55 look! There are 2 Michael Myers!
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 55:20 I think Busta was trying to talk the real Myers to death. It kinda worked. he walked away and u didn’t die.
kevincarr: @ThatStevenC I think Busta just confused Michael Myers. That’s the only explanation for why he wasn’t killed. #h8tweet
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 57:10 keeping a pic of your sister right next to your bed is kinda creepy. hopefully he doesn’t use that for what I think he does
kevincarr: #h8tweet 58:50 - You know... after watching this movie, I’m not so sour on the Rob Zombie remake. This thing is terrible.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:01:30 - Are they implying that reality TV and what’s on the internet isn’t totally true? Is there no honor in entertainmnet?
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 1:02 Lets go scare the shit out of more of these motherfuckers! great idea lol
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:04:00 - Nothing to lose your head over.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet haha Katee Sackoff just got beheaded with a butcher knife. you gotta love that.
kevincarr: #h8tweet What would really raise the quality of any further HALLOWEEN movie is to have Steven Seagal play Michael Myers.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet the black guy is in a knife fight with Micheal Myers. How can you possible not love that?
Stellar143: @kevincarr no, Gary Busey 😉 #h8tweet
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:08:40 - When someone says "don’t scream," they usually mean "don’t audibly gasp" as well.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet i have never seen a phone where u receive a text one letter at a time. damn that would be annoying as hell
kevincarr: @Stellar143 Or... they could bring back Gary Busey to play the character of Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasance). #h8tweet
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 1:09 sara just kicked Myers in the face. Nice!
kevincarr: @ThatStevenC I don’t even think that’s a phone. I think it’s supposed to be a Palm Pilot. #h8tweet
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:12:25 - Okay... the Busta Rhymes karate yell. That is pretty ridiculously funny.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet Busta is fighting Myers with karate. possibly the best scene in film history.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:14:50 - And Busta Rhymes just got busted.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet seems like Busta is hitting on Sara. doesn’t he still have Tyra Banks to boink?
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 1:15:50 classic horror mistake: running downstairs or upstairs instead of actually using brain and getting the hell out of house
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 1:17:20 that’s a lot of blood. oh wait I guess Tyra is dead. don’t remember that ever happening.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:17:25 - Maybe Tyra Banks and her enormous badonkadonk will come in and save the day.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:18:05 - A chain saw? Seriously?. This is happening? Is she going to grab a machete or a five-fingered-knife glove as well?
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 1:18:30 chainsaw seems to be an ineffective way to deal with Myers. who is he Wolverine? How the hell could that not cut him?
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:20:00 - Again, I think Busta Rhymes’ power over Michael Myers is that he just confuses him.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 1:20:15 "Trick or treat Motherfucker!" Easily the best line of dialog in the film.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:20:35 - Wow. Serioulsy? Nut-sack electrocution is the choice to kill Michael Myers? No wonder this led to Zombie’s remakes.
kevincarr: @ThatStevenC And delivered with such stoic brilliance and thespian expertise. #h8tweet
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet oh Deckard your a hero. maybe you will finally get to meet sara in person.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:22:50 - "Michael Myers is a killer shark in baggy-ass overalls." Yeah. That’s what John Carpenter intended from the beginning.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet a killer shark in baggy ass overalls. yeah that’s how I’d describe Myers as well.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet 1:23:45 yeah, genearally dead people aren’t.
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet michael is one crispy fried mother fucker. wow that was hysterical.
kevincarr: #h8tweet 1:25:15 - Michael Myers isn’t dead. What a surprise. And ROLL CREDITS!
ThatStevenC: #h8tweet & Roll Credits. wow H:R was surprisingly funny. especially the line "your a crispy fried motherfucker!"
kevincarr: Final thoughts on H: RESURRECTION. This was a truly awful installment in a decent series. Not surprised it killed it b4 the remake. #h8tweet
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