OSNAP: I Never Want to Live In Your Brain
Kevin and Merrill return to the Magical Studio in the Sky after a weekend of stuffing and shopping. Okay, so it’s more stuffing than shopping, but they enjoyed the Thanksgiving holiday nonetheless. They celebrate their return by bemoaning the bemoaning of Black Friday and dissecting the social significance of scratching your ass in public. Kevin also shares the insane response to a bomb scare at his children’s school district. Finally, Kevin and Merrill pass on the poop talk this week to chat about Angus T. Jones’ Christ-driven career suicide after Kevin declares that Rihanna possibly deserves (and by “possibly,” he means “definitely”) to be punched in the face for her relationship with Chris Brown as well as her pointlessness to the universe. Oh, snap!