Second Reel Episode 3 – Thanksgiving Turkey Wrap-Up

Kevin Carr — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:06:26 +0000

On This Episode: Kevin welcomes Aaron Dean,Rachelle from Dallas and Merrill from TheFilmStage.com to talk about the turkeys they all live-tweeted during the month of November.

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Films Discussed:
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Red Sonja (1985)
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)
2012 Supernova (2009)
Godzilla (1998)
Labyrinth (1986)
Teen Witch (1989)
Batman & Robin (1997)
Gigli (2003)
Xanadu (1980)
Waterworld (1995)
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie (1987)

Music used in this episode:
“I Like Boys” by Tessa Ludwick & Alycia Adler Monet Lerner from Teen Witch
“Xanadu” by Olivia Newton-John from Xanadu

Special thanks to Aaron Dean for selecting the music.

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Kevin’s Live-Tweet of ‘Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama’

Kevin Carr — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:15:31 +0000

On December 1, Kevin traveled to the 1980s for some turkey leftovers by live-tweeting Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. Here’s a log, complete with time-code for your home-viewing pleasure.

A big thanks (sort of) to @Regi_S for recommending the film.

Turkey leftover #12 is… “SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA,” a movie which should be awesome by the title alone. #kevincarrtweetsturkeys

SLIMEBALL 00:05 – This movie is presented by “Urban Classics,” and I’m pretty sure it’s neither.

SLIMEBALL 00:25 – Stars Leanna Quigley. Mark of quality… and boobs.

SLIMEBALL 00:45 – And Brinke Stevens. She’s a genius with like 2 PhDs and fluent in like five languages. And she has great boobs.

SLIMEBALL 02:00 – So far, this movie’s music doesn’t hold a candle to that of XANADU.

SLIMEBALL 02:40 – Nerdy college kids reading a Penthouse… back when they didn’t show penetration. Ah, the 80s.

SLIMEBALL 04:00 – Sororities in the 80s… when 35-year-old women could pass as college girls.

SLIMEBALL 05:30 – I’m pretty sure that sororities don’t do sexual hazing like a porno film. More about humiliation, which I can get into too

SLIMEBALL 07:00 – Yup, we’ve never seen college nerds portrayed as the horny kid, the fat kid and the horror movie fan.

SLIMEBALL 08:20 – That’s a whole lotta tube socks for three guys to wear.

SLIMEBALL 08:40 – Wait a minute… three sorority sisters and two pledges? What kind of sorority is this?

SLIMEBALL 09:30 – Okay, I do appreciate Brinke Stevens’ caboose c. 1988.

SLIMEBALL 11:15 – Spanking AND whipped cream??? Is this a sorority or a lesbian porno? Both, I hope.

SLIMEBALL 12:10 – Why is the main sorority hazer talking like Mae West? Does she even know who Mae West is?

SLIMEBALL 12:30 – Forgive my typos. We have a nude Brinke Stevens showering off whipped cream. I’m not even looking at my computer right now

SLIMEBALL 13:30 – All this Brinke Stevens nudity is being ruined by the nerdy guys peeping in the bathroom and making O-faces.

SLIMEBALL 14:25 – Why is there a picture of a dominatrix in leather in the sorority bathroom?

@FreddysFingers It makes me with I was in the 80s… and peeping in on the lesbian sorority initiation hazing ceremony, fer shure.

SLIMEBALL 18:10 – I’m pretty sure that no one listened to this crappy tune on the radio… even in the 80s.

SLIMEBALL 20:20 – This movie is making me wonder… how many mall-centric horror movies were made in the 70s and 80s? A lot.

SLIMEBALL 20:45 – Now for the spotlight on the creepy fat-Peter-Jackson-looking janitor, trapped in the closet.

SLIMEBALL 22:15 – Nothing says terror like nerds and 35-yr-old sorority pledges in a bowling alley.

SLIMEBALL 23:50 – And there’s Linnea Quigley. I wonder how long it’ll take for her clothes to come off.

SLIMEBALL 24:50 – What’s up with the random guitar licks? Sounds like the score for a low-budget Showtime action movie.

SLIMEBALL 27:10 – Is that a bowling trophy or a pasta maker?

SLIMEBALL 28:50 – Apparently this is the magical genie-in-the-lamp bowling trophy.

SLIMEBALL 29:15 – These kids seem pretty doggone unphazed by this jive-talking demon that just came out of the bowling trophy.

SLIMEBALL 30:00 – @carcarr819 just walked into the room, looked at the screen and said, “Oh, good Christ!” in disbelief.

SLIMEBALL 30:30 – Did the jive-talking demon just break the fourth wall?

SLIMEBALL 31:00 – From this angle, I can say with certainty that Linnea Quigley isn’t wearing a bra.

SLIMEBALL 32:30 – The fat guy wished for gold. His wish was granted, and what was his first thing he wants… to get his nails done. No lie.

SLIMEBALL 34:00 – This jive-talking demon makes Mudflaps and Skidz look like Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X.

SLIMEBALL 35:10 – I don’t think this nerd realizes that it’s customary to take off your pants when you have sex.

SLIMEBALL 36:50 – Is that what the queen of the prom looks like? Looks like a Disney Princess gone white trash.

SLIMEBALL 37:55 – I get it. The fat-Peter-Jackson janitor in the closet is comic relief. He’s the Gary Coleman of this movie.

SLIMEBALL 39:00 – They seem pretty upset that the creepy jive-talking demon that came out of a bowling trophy lied to them. Whodathunk?

SLIMEBALL 42:00 – Heads will roll. Wah-wah-wah-wah… ’cause it’s bowling, get it?

SLIMEBALL 42:30 – This guy throws up more than Paris Hilton at an Old Country Buffett.

SLIMEBALL 44:10 – Erm… fantasy Penthouse pet just took off the guy’s shoe and bit his stinky sweat sock. Is that even a registered fetish?

SLIMEBALL 45:55 – I’m pretty sure that Brinke Stevens is wearing LA Gear shoes. Remember those?

SLIMEBALL 46:55 – “Keith! I have your pants!” Are you sure this screenplay wasn’t nominated for an Oscar?

SLIMEBALL 48:30 – Ahhhh, the janitor is back. He was nominated for a Golden Globe for this film, wasn’t he?

SLIMEBALL 49;10 – The script has deteriorated into one-liner jokes… and not very good ones at that.

SLIMEBALL 50:00 – Wow… script’s not even following itself Keith (who had his pants stolen a scene ago) is now looking for his fantasy girl

SLIMEBALL 51:00 – This movie has the composition of SLAUGHTER HIGH… low-rent, even for a low-rent movie.

SLIMEBALL 52:00 – A tender love theme, perfectly played during a scene next to a unirnal. that’s cinematic beauty right there.

SLIMEBALL 53:00 – It’s really hard to have a high body count when you have less than 10 characters.

SLIMEBALL 54:20 – The whole movie begs the question… Who really puts a jive-talking demon in a bowling trophy? Really?

SLIMEBALL 56:50 – To be honest, I’d be totally cool with everyone dying in this movie.

SLIMEBALL 57:30 – Okay. I get the sorority babes. I get the bowl-o-rama. I don’t get the Slimeball part of the movie yet. Am I missing it?

SLIMEBALL 59:00 -”There’s some demons murdering my friends.” When this actor was doing summer stock, I’ll bet he never thought he’d say that

SLIMEBALL 1:00:00 – The janitor’s upset they let the imp (aka jive-talking demon) out after 30 years. Why is this a surprise?

SLIMEBALL 1:02:00 – I’m kinda bored with this explanation. Would be cooler if there was a flashback or two in there.

SLIMEBALL 1:02:30 – I found a flaw in this movie… Do imps (aka jive-talking demons) really help people improve their bowling score?

SLIMEBALL 1:03:50 – This scene was five whole minutes of exposition about the freaking imp in the freaking trophy. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

SLIMEBALL 1:06:00 – I will hand it to this movie. There’s more bush in this flick than there was in the White House for the past two decades

SLIMEBALL 1:07:55 – Girlfight!

SLIMEBALL 1:08:50 – And there’s the entire budget on screen right now… one big old burning she-demon.

SLIMEBALL 1:09:20 – “It’s too bad we had to kill her. I really liked the outfit she had on.” Yup. Those are the one-liners I’m dealing with.

SLIMEBALL 1:10:00 – These characters are pretty nonchalant about all the death and possession happening around them.

SLIMEBALL 1:11:55 – Two decapitations. Many breasts. Joe Bob Briggs would be proud.

SLIMEBALL 1:13:15 – And flipping the car broke the movie’s budget. That’s why the Imp looks like a cheap muppet knock-off.

SLIMEBALL 1:14:20 – At least Spider is acknowledging the fact that they can’t explain all the dead bodies.

SLIMEBALL 1:15:00 – Calvin rides off with Spider to have a relationship… and to get herpes.

SLIMEBALL 1:15:20 – And ROLL CREDITS!

Final thoughts on SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA… Poor production all around. But there was nudity & gore, so it was okay.

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Thanksgiving Turkey Movies

Kevin Carr — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:50:18 +0000

Because the 31 Horror Movies in October was such a success, for the month of November leading up to Thanksgiving, Fat Guy Kevin Carr will be watching some of the biggest turkeys in cinematic history. He will be live-tweeting his pain through each film, so follow him at Twitter.com/kevincarr.

The following movies will be watched and live-tweeted by Kevin and various other members of the Twitterverse. Follow Kevin on Twitter to find out when he will watch the movies. Turkeys on deck for November 2009 include:

The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
Gigli (2003)
Godzilla (1998) *
I Love You Beth Cooper (2009)
Leonard Part 6 (1987) *
Rebirth of Mothra I & II double feature! (1999) *
Red Sonja (1985) *
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
Teen Witch (1989)
Xanadu (1980)

* denotes a film available on Netflix Instant, so there’s no excuse for not joining in

A special thanks goes to the following Twitter users for their various suggestions: @AronDej, @gmanreviews, @ReidBennett, @johncoop, @Regi_S, @andywhitedc, @GabeGarza and @FozzieBare. There were many fine suggestions, many of which did not make the list for various reasons.

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