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Movie Review: ‘Anonymous’

Kevin Carr — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 15:20:45 +0000

Rated PG-13
Opens: October 28, 2011
Studio: Columbia Pictures
Starring: Xavier Samuel, Rhys Ifans, Jamie Campbell Bower, Vanessa Redgrave and David Thewlis
Directed by: Roland Emmerich

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Episode 236 – The Alien Had Boobies

Kevin Carr — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:00:49 +0000

This Week: Even though it’s Halloween weekend, Hollywood has moved on to a period piece, sci-fi action and children’s fare. Kevin invites Jim Napier from GeekTyrant and Napier’s News to join him to talk about the films bridging the gap between Halloween and the holiday season. They contemplate fractured fairy tales, Justin Timberlake’s acting ability and whether Shakespeare should have blown up more shit in his plays. Then they hit the middle segment to talk box office, key news items and lay down a Fat Guy Five about spin-offs. Finally, it’s the DVD Rundown and a ghoulish exit… though not really.

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Episode Schedule:

Part I: Previews of In Time and The Rum Diary (8:50)

Part II: Reviews of Puss in Boots and Anonymous (10:40)

Part III: Box Office Recap, Box Office Predictions, Listener Feedback, Top Stories from Napier’s News and the Fat Guy Five: Five Decent Spin-offs (51:00)

Part IV: DVD Round-Up: Attack the Block, Rare Exports, Zombie, The Jurassic Park Trilogy Blu-ray, Winnie the Pooh, Captain America: The First Avenger, A Serbian Film, Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings and Atrocious (6:35)

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Tower Heist and A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas

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Second Reel Episode 3 – Thanksgiving Turkey Wrap-Up

Kevin Carr — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:06:26 +0000

On This Episode: Kevin welcomes Aaron Dean,Rachelle from Dallas and Merrill from TheFilmStage.com to talk about the turkeys they all live-tweeted during the month of November.

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Films Discussed:
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Red Sonja (1985)
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)
2012 Supernova (2009)
Godzilla (1998)
Labyrinth (1986)
Teen Witch (1989)
Batman & Robin (1997)
Gigli (2003)
Xanadu (1980)
Waterworld (1995)
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie (1987)

Music used in this episode:
“I Like Boys” by Tessa Ludwick & Alycia Adler Monet Lerner from Teen Witch
“Xanadu” by Olivia Newton-John from Xanadu

Special thanks to Aaron Dean for selecting the music.

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Second Reel Episode 2 – Who Blows Shit Up Better?

Kevin Carr — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:33:45 +0000

On This Episode: Kevin welcomes special guests Mel Valentin and Robert Fure to discuss the topic that everyone is debating: Who Blows Shit Up Better, Roland Emmerich or Michael Bay?

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The Great ‘Godzilla’ Live-Tweet

Kevin Carr — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:06:44 +0000

On November 15, Kevin was joined by @FyodorFish, @Regi_S, @AronDej, @VouxCroux, @carcarr819 and @Stellar143 to live-tweet Roland Emmerich’s reimagining of Godzilla. Here’s a log, complete with time-code for your home-viewing pleasure.

kevincarr: Turkey #5 is… “Godzilla,” Roland Emmerich reimagined this classic Japanese monster in NYC. #kevincarrtweetsturkeys

FyodorFish: I think I want to see a flick called CENTROPOLIS (Emmerich’s production company). #GreatGodzillaLiveTweet

kevincarr: GODZILLA 01:30 – The Komodo Dragon and Iguanas… ain’t happy about the nukes

kevincarr: GODZILLA 02:10 – This opening sequence brought to you by the Three Mile Island Board of Tourism.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 02:40 – Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering Kaboom!

AronDej: @kevincarr Classic always useable line!

VouxCroux: So wait, Godzilla is just an iguana? #kevincarrtweetsturkeys

Stellar143: @kevincarr There it is! LOL

AronDej: GODZILLA (all opening credits) I remember not understanding this at age 4 and 5. Because I didn’t know about nukes then.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA opening credits: now that was bombastic/boombastic score (by David Arnold [Casino Royale]).

AronDej: @FyodorFish Its a good score.

Stellar143: @kevincarr GODZILLA – I don’t understand all the orange. Ew. #GreatGodzillaLiveTweet

AronDej: GODZILLA 4:10-ishey – Well, they’re Japanese, so of course they’re gonna be watching Sumo wrestling!

kevincarr: GODZILLA 04:30 – South China Sea… We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 05:00 – Five minutes in, and Emmerich is already blowing shit up. Love it.

Stellar143: @kevincarr GODZILLA – Nothing better than sumo wrestlers up close on tv. #GreatGodzillaLiveTweet

Regi_S: Godzilla 4:00 ooh Sumo wrestling and possinle top ramen

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 5:19 Tuna boat: it’s that Asian dude from Die Hard and Letha Weapon (I think). Bearded, balding dude.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 05:35 – Enter Matthew Broderick singing “Singing in the Rain.” And the movie comes to a screeching halt.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 5:03 – What was that noise?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 5:39 Could there be a more perfect song Matthew is singing?

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 6:00 Our ostensible hero, introduced singing Singin’ in t/Rain off-key. Not very heroic. Worms, yum.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 06:40 – This movie would have been so much cooler if MBroderick electrocuted himself right about now.

Stellar143: GODZILLA 06:40 – Why must there always be a close up shot of something moving… and gross.

AronDej: GODZILLA 6:45 – and cue hint at romantic interest.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 07:30 – Hey it’s Aaon the Secret Service agent from 24!

FyodorFish: GODZILLA So when is King Kong showing up? Wait, am I watching t/wrong movie?

VouxCroux: @kevincarr I may be dating myself, but I was in Ninth Grade when this movie came out. But yet I’ve not seen it. Bef (cont) http://tl.gd/ulib

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 07:30 – trying to figure out how to speak to a white man. Awesome.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 08:25 – Jean Reno… he who saves teh movie from Matthew Broderick.

FyodorFish: GODZILL 8:10 Frenchy Frenchmen speaking French. Ah, but that’s Jean Reno, t/other half of our heroic duo.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 09:10 – “Gojira”? What a great title for a movie!

kevincarr: GODZILLA 09:40 – Nothing says badass soldier like Kevin Dunn… the dad from Smanatha Who.

Regi_S: @kevincarr could have given him an early out from the Sarah Jessica Parker marriage

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 09:10 – fire makes everyone say something. Really.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr I would have the French in my movie for no reason at all too if it meant I could have Jean Reno in it. And Kevin Dunn. MB sucks!

Stellar143: GODZILLA – Matthew wants to know why he’s there. Always the most important question.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 11:00 – Where is it? I can’t find it in this huge f-ing footprint.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 11:00 Cue wonder and awe moment: Godzilla’s footprint. Yawn.

Regi_S: @kevincarr can I switch to the cartoon with the baby godzilla on a boat

Stellar143: GODZILLA 11:15 – Enter speachless look here.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 11:45 – I will give Emmerich credit. He cast geeks and dorks as scientists instead of hot people.

AronDej: GODZILLA 12:20ish Of note, “Gojira” is a cross between two Japanese words: gorira (ゴリラ, lit. “gorilla”), and kujira (鯨 (くじら), lit. “whale”),

FyodorFish: GODZILL 12:20 More Gojira, Gojira. Just in case you weren’t paying attention (I wasn’t).

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 12:15 The French released a tape of the submarine going down. Awesome.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 12:50 – Maria Pitillo in a miniskirt and hooker boots. Another thing that makes the movie watchable.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 12:50 Here comes t/romantic interest. Whatever happened to Maria Whatshername? Right, GODZILLA happened.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 12:45 – More rain! The best part of the movie.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr BTW, when he opened up his briefcase and we saw those pics, it’s the piano and violins that let us know they are romantic.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr And the gum on the cardboard cutout! She’s such a rebel!

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 13:35 – Yay a girl jumping up and down in excitement.

AronDej: GODZILLA 13:40 – Good evening, I’mmm Kent Brockman!

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 14:10 – You can have the job if you have sex with me. Maybe.

Regi_S: Godzilla 14:10 – Give head to get ahead

AronDej: GODZILLA 14:40 – Perhaps this explains why @gmanreviews is not live tweeting with us right now?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 15:25 – She thinks I’m cuuuuuuute!

FyodorFish: GODZILLA So wait, did t/hero’s new boss just hit on him? She’s cute and all, but she’s still his boss.

AronDej: GODZILLA 16:00-ish – Yeah, because a Japanese freighter ship that was in the pacific, is going to wash up in JAMAICA

kevincarr: GODZILLA 16:25 – “Get those people out of there!” What do you mean “those people”? French racist.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – Where are we now? That’s a big boat.

carcarr819: GODZILLA: I like Jean Reno, but I’m really glad we have subtitles on this flick.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 17:25 – The title says “Eastern Seaboard.” The entire eastern seaboard?

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 17:40 Oh cool, another scene involving a fishing boat. Can you tell I’m excited? I am.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 17:15 Dark music. Evil stare!

AronDej: GODZILLA 17:45 – Roland, don’t even try to reference Jaws with this scene, that movie is way to good to have anything to do with this film.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 18:20 – They shoud sing “Gee and I wanna go home… I’m tired and I wanna go to bed… I had another drink about an hour ago…”

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 17:57 Who is slowing us down now?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 18:47 – Something is definitely slowing us down.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 19:55 – Let’s hope Kate Winslet floats by on a door to save these guys.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 20:00 is at its best (best being a relative term) when we don’t, you know, actually see GODZILLA.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 19:19 – Just let it go! You can’t hang on to it while we’re sinking, geesh.

Stellar143: @kevincarr HAHAHA

AronDej: GODZILLA 20:10 – This is probably the only point in the movie that has some sense of suspense

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 20:11 – woah. That was big. Was it the lochness?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 21:00 – Matthew Broderick trying to speak science is like Tara Reid trying to recite Shakespeare.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 21:00-ish Our hero in exposition mode. Pretty much sums up his entire purpose.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – Nerd moment. 60 million years and it chooses 1998!

Regi_S: Godzilla 20:55- If it was hiding up your ass you would know

kevincarr: GODZILLA 22:00 – “The City That Never Sleeps”… I didn’t know Las Vegas was near the ocean.

Regi_S: Godzilla 21:35 – Ferris Bueller figures it all out

kevincarr: GODZILLA 22:50 – This scene brought to you by the SEINFELD diner in its darker days.

carcarr819: GODZILLA 22:30-Seriously? Does every New Yorker say “tawk” ?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 22:40 Nice definitely gets you nothing.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 23:20 – Awww… It’s Nick. My sweetie worm guy. She just wet herself.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 23:10 Blonde Moment.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 22:30 Almost every scene centers on or is related to fish so far. Deal w/t fishing industry?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 23:46 MORE RAIN. This movie rocks.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr So I’ll bite: I’m interested to know why they love each other and aren’t together. If the answer is “B/c (cont) http://tl.gd/ullh

kevincarr: GODZILLA 24:30 – A million fish in the East River, and Godzilla eats a worm on a hook?.

carcarr819: GODZILLA 24:22-Enter old guy trying to be cool with the backward hat.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 24:31 Boy he’s got a bite alright. Let’s fight

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 25:10 That old dude can run pretty fast for being.. and old dude.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 25:07 and here are the drunk men thinking they are seeing things. until they realize they are.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 25:45 – And now for a sequence of destruction, Godzilla’s feet and a ton of “oh shit” looks from New Yorkers.

Regi_S: Godzilla 25:30ish – Godzillra

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 25:20 Let’s ask everyone what it is! Someone’s GOTTA know.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr 26:15 the guy in the truck w/headphones doesn’t know what’s happening until he gets picked up. i want a pair of those!

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 26_07 Let’s sit and watch as a giant reptile comes strolling up.

Regi_S: Godzilla 26:20ish – He was just after his some fish. See what over fishing causes

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 26:40 Hello, Mayor Ebert. Nice bit w/the umbrellas. Reminded me of Hitchcock’s FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 27:00 The ground is shaking. No reason to be alarmed.

AronDej: GODZILLA 27:20 – Yeah… that looks a bit to familiar as of now.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 28:00 – That’s right, people. BArt Simpson is the receptionist.

AronDej: GODZILLA 28:00 – As the nostalgia once critic said… “What is this? A Simpsons reunion movie?” All we need is Dan and Julie.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 27:35 – Finally, a boat for all the water.

AronDej: GODZILLA – 24:00 to 28:00 is probably the best scene in the movie.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 28:30 – In case no one knows, the name Nick Tatapoulis is an homage to Patrick Tatapoulis.

AronDej: I’m gonna have to take a break from the live tweet! Must eat dinner. So hungry.

Regi_S: Godzilla 28:20ish I’ll stand here and not hear the big fucking lizard outside my window

kevincarr: GODZILLA 28:50 – “Is that a parade?” Yeah, the NYC gay pride parade got really out of hand and aggressive this year.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr they better show the receptionist again…i missed it. and i don’t wanna rewind.& how weird is it we still use the term “rewind?”

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 28:20 – The girl who doesn’t want to sleep around, but jumps up and down and sucks slowly on a sucker talking about Romeo.

carcarr819: GODZILLA 29:00is – A parade? In the rain? Seriously, how dumb are you?

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 29:00 Our heroine is a bit whiny and screechy, methinks.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 29:07 – Are you alright? Let’s stay right here and keep asking the same question.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 30:00 – Ha ha! He’s using video tape.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 29:48 I would so run after a giant reptile!

kevincarr: GODZILLA 30:30 – hank Azaria is da man!

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 30:00 Confirmed: t/new Godzilla is a workout fiend/gym rat. Seriously muscular armature.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr I wonder if “Moe” just shat himself.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 30:35 – he didn’t step on me, but, I’m gonna stand there anyway.

carcarr819: GODZILLA 30:00 – Good thing it’s raining. Nobody noticed that Hank Azaria pissed himself just then.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 30:48 – Still standing there. At least I’m laughing.

Regi_S: Godzilla 30:20 – Victor might have just crapped himself

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 31:00 Wasn’t that blond-haired dude on MELROSE PLACE? Looks familiar.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 31:32 We lost the giant Reptile. He disappeared as a statue in the middle of NYC.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 32:30 – “There is a dinosaur loose in Manhattan.” Even in this movie, that sounds totally stupid.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 32:32 – Dinosaurs are still alive.

Regi_S: Damn missing Willie Nelson & Asleep at the Wheel on Austin City Limits for Godzilla

kevincarr: GODZILLA 33:15 – This girl wets herself anytime she sees her ex-boyfriend on a news broadcast.

kevincarr: @FyodorFish Yes. Good call. Also the dimwitted Tom Scavo in DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Regi_S: @kevincarr But a giant gorilla on top of the empire state building totally believable

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 33:39 More running… Oh I’ll do it myself.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 34:30 – Ouch… that cuts a little close to the bone.

carcarr819: GODZILLA 34:40 – “Worst disaster since WTC bombing? Wow, that sure dates this movie, doesn’t it?

AronDej: @carcarr819 Just what I was gonna say.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr 34:37 “Since the WTC bombing.” Perspective gained. Being partially sarcastic.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 34:41 No one is “happy” there is damage.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 35:00 “As if New Jersey and Long Island are any refuge…” Here, here (and I’m from Jersey).

Regi_S: Godzilla 34:50ish – No not looting the disney store

kevincarr: GODZILLA 35:50 – The homoerotic Siskel Ebert homage was funnier before the whole cancer thing.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 34:20 – They’re my sweets. Godzilla will eat you if you touch them.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 36:35 – Who carreis a goldfish on the subway? Seriously?

FyodorFish: @carcarr819 Alas, it does. That was t/first one. I lived in NYC at t/time, worked a few blocks away when it happened. Yep, dating myself.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr wait, why is the insurance guy putting a bug on the Mayor? hmmm.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 37:32 Did they just slag American coffee? Typical (for t/elitist French).

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 36:35 – An ex is usually good for one thing… Well for information in her case.

Regi_S: Godzilla 37:20 Ooh Donuts

kevincarr: GODZILLA 38:00 – How the hell does a giant dinosaur hide in a Manhattan building?

VouxCroux: @kevincarr You’re in NYC & you can’t find a croissant? Jean Reno is gonna kick some ass! Finally!

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 37:46 – We evacuted the city for no reason?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 38:40 – Tom Scavo: Badass!

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 39:00 So where exactly did all that dirt go? It’s gotta go someplace, right?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 39:15 – Godzilla made it past Quarantine. No wonder swine flu was such an outbreak!

kevincarr: GODZILLA 40:00 – MB “drew out” earthworms? I thought he electrocuted them and forced thme out of the soil

VouxCroux: @kevincarr Finally, some real application for that earthworm shit.

carcarr819: GODZILLA 40:20-Nobody cares about your damn earthworms! IT’s all about the radiation you halfwit!

kevincarr: GODZILLA 40:40 – There’s something “fishy” going on here. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 41:20 French are staying at a place called “Tel”. Hmm, more digs at American coffee. Damn ungrateful…

kevincarr: GODZILLA 41:40 – Ah, the French are coffee snobs too. HI-larious… sort of.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 41:16 it’ll take hundreds of people to find Godzilla now!

VouxCroux: @kevincarr & aren’t we allies w/the French? why are they infiltrating us then? Can’t they just ask that we share?

kevincarr: The kids didn’t make it far in GODZILLA. http://pic.gd/1a31a1

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 42:40 I just ate dinner and I’m hungry again. Must be all the fish.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 42:10 – Of course the plan will work. He’s a worm guy! He knows all about reptiles.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 43:00 That’s not enough fish!

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 44:00 What’s this about man-holes being uncovered? What kind of movie am I watching anyway?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 44:00 – We want him to smell the fish! Where’s Tia Tequila when you need her? #awnohedidnt

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 43:48 MORE RAIN. Woohoo.

carcarr819: GODZILLA 43:45 – Ebert scoffs at the genius plan of luring Godzilla with fish? Is he coming up with a better plan? Just like a politician!

Regi_S: Godzilla – They should find the little kid in Japan with the whistle to call the Space Giants. I’m sure Goldar could take Godzilla.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 45:10 – The road is cracking. Are we in 2012?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 44:37 I have to point out all the manholes, just in case you can’t see them. Growl.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 45:06 enter creepy music.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 45:40 – How much do you think Godzilla could benchpress?

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 44:48 Rack focus, rack focus… And here, finally we get to see t/new Godzilla in all his non-glory.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 45:32 – The pavement is splitting between my legs. Should I move? Nah.

carcarr819: GODZILLA 46:10 – Wow, now that’s hi-tech MB, taking your pics with a disposable camera.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr Is it me or is Godzilla ripped? & Oh yeah, when the ground starts splitting near you…RUN ALREADY!!

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 46:00 Let me wind my camera.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 46:50 – Smell the fart acting right there by Matthew Broderick.

Regi_S: Godzilla 46:10 – Smile for the picture

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 46:44 breath mint, anyone?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 47:51 Godzilla totally fell for that one.

Regi_S: Godzilla 47:17 – Sushi

kevincarr: GODZILLA 48:35 – First the Met Life building. Now the Flatiron. Roland Emmerich vents his spleen on NYC landmarks.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 47:30 Man, is this Godzilla a steroid freak? Methinks t/answer is yes.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 48:21 Bigger guns… We need them now, after, we’ve known how big he was the whole time.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr So Godzilla, basically a big iguana, eats fish? Makes no sense.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 49:35 Godzilla vs. helicopters in a fake looking city? Nod to Toho’s Godzilla?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 48:18 – Lost the giant reptile, again. We’ll follow him though.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 50:00 Helicopter pilots can’t shoot for sh*t. Oh right, Godzilla’s cold-blooded.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 50:20 – And now the Chrysler Building. Trivia: Armageddon destroyed this as well in the summer of 1998.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 50:20 Oops. Missed him.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr there goes the Chrysler building. Too bad it didn’t fall straight into someone’s eye like the Space Needle did in the Simpsons

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 51:14 – I gotta bad feeling, man, really. Not sure why though.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr Oh no! Those helicopters are destroying a model of New York!! Someone stop them!

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 52:00 Guess helicopter pilot didn’t realize he could, you know, fly out of Godzilla’s reach? You know, skyward?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 53:35 – And Godzilla humps a building. Like we needed to see that.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 53:14 – He lost him. Several times. This time, not so much.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 54:25 – That red umbrella is kinda conspicuous… and possibly a product placement.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr 51:00-53:00 ummm, you’re in a helicopter…why don’t you climb and increase your altitude? And leave him to hump his building.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 54:14 – The way to a reptile’s heart… Feed him and NOT shoot at him. That may work.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 55:05 – I have these tests that have you pee on a stick. Will that help?

VouxCroux: @kevincarr 54:20 ‘and your girls about to wet herself again.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 55:02 Pregnancy test for reptiles… Awesome.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 56:10 – You left without a phone call, so I’m mad. But then again, a hottie like you had sex with me, so I’m okay with it.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 56:20 Eight years ago? Umm, no, more like 15 years (based on t/actors’ real ages at t/time).

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 56:25 – Yay I see the love of my life, my ex boyfriend, and I walk away slowly without telling him.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr tea? This is America goddamit! Even the FRENCH are drinking coffee!

kevincarr: GODZILLA 57:45 – He’s pregnant. He’s a tribble.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 57:50 Uh-oh, Godzilla’s pregnant, so er, he’s not a he, he’s a hermaphrodite! I think.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 58:20 – “It makes perfect sense.” No. It makes no sense. At all. Ever. Worm guy’s an idiot.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr 58:00 “Where’s the fun in that?” And Audrey’s a ho…dreams answered.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 58:02 – Like, totally, I’m smarter about science than my scientific worm ex boyfriend.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 59:00 So dude’s been carrying around her photos for 8 years? Seriously? Dude needs/needed to grow a backbone.

Regi_S: Godzilla 59:09 – Kind of stalkerish

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:00:00 – So she steals the video starring a Japanese guy a Raymond Burr as Steve Martin.

kevincarr: @FyodorFish Starring Jamie Lee Curtis as Godzilla. #iknowitsanurbanlegendbutitsfunny

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:00:01 Sneaky ex.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:01 Reminded of t/alien tunnels from INVADERS FROM MARS. Yeah, my mind’s starting to drift.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:01:40 – Did she just use a humpty dumpty reference? That’s corny, even for local news.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:01:20 – Nope nothing at the end of the tunnel because I checked.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr I was seriously hoping Godzilla would breath fire on them and fry those soldiers in the tunnel.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:02:30 – It’s my news story. Right here on VHS… 300 glorious lines of resolution!

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:02:13 – Though I won’t sleep with you, I tried a different way.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 103:30 – The virgin lizard! Call Dan Brown!

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:03 Please explain how reproduction works to all of the government.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:04 “He’s preparing to feed his young.” I’m so confused. And t/hero seemed really excited about t/news.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:04:20 – All these French guys do is eat and complain about the food.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr it’s nice to know the French are keeping tabs on our “worm guys”

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:05:03 – Excuse me but I think you should watch something but I don’t know why or what it is. But do it.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:06 Heart-breaking: our hero’s been kicked of the Godzilla Hunt Squad.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:07:00 – Wait, was that supposed to be a tender moment between MB and the stalker-ish not-as-attractive redhead?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:06:03 – Why does repeating words, words, several, several times make it seem… Whatever.

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:05:30 – Hanging out in the bar when the world is going to hell around them Didn’t notice anyone trying to get laid

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:07:30 – Why are you leaving? I thought it was ok.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:08:00 – Honest moment from the ex. But is it ever really?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:08:40 – Jesus, this love-theme music melodrama sucks. Bring on the destructive lizard!

Regi_S: Gozilla 1:08:00ish – I thought she was going with the I had our baby speech

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:09 – Yay! Half way done. Woah, what? Crap.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:10:30 – I keep expecting Inspector Clouseau to try to punch Jean Reno.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:09 Nothing good comes out of/from Jersey. Oh wait, I did. Never mind then.

Stellar143: 11:11 Make a Wish lol

VouxCroux: @kevincarr We’re more than an hour in and still haven’t figured out what the French are doing there #badstorytelling

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:11:30 – They bought *all* those guns on the streets of NYC in the afternoon? Really?

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:11 “In America, you can buy anything.” Yeah, he’s referring to guns. True fact: U.S. has more 250 million guns.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr 1:12:12 Looks like those reporters could learn a thing or two from their camerman (Hank Azaria) He’s onto a HUGE story.

Regi_S: @kevincarr Time for Jean Reno to go Leon on the big lizard in to kevincarr:
kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:13:10 – This is the weirdest block party ever.

FyodorFish: @kevincarr Plaxicio Burress must have seen GODZILLA b/f he went to t/club that night, locked and loaded.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:13:48 – Why panic when Godzilla is in town?

VouxCroux: @kevincarr “Animal” equals Muppet or nickname for a rock musician. Not a NY cameraman

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:14:00 – Could have tried a little harder with the crying

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:15:00 – Let’s find the giant dinosaur or not. You can make it up to your ex.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:15 True fact: Chewing gum makes you look more American.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:15:44 – SMACKING. WTF? That’s not American. Well depending on what part of the country you are in I suppose.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr Aren’t cameramen usually the ones trying to tell the reporters to get outta danger? Audrey really doesn’ (cont) http://tl.gd/ulu4

Regi_S: Godzilla- What would Moe Szyslak do?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:16:40 – Just got back from a bathroom break… and I missed… nothing, except that chewing gum makes you look American.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:15:30 – Giant Reptile, I’ll find. Rats? Count me out.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:17:22 – The gum totally did the trick! Didn’t have to use an accent at all.

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:17:30ish- Bad Elvis impersonation always make you sound American

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:18:55 – Sounds like Godzilla has the grumbellies.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr 1:18:30 Audrey’s wearing a beret & a trenchcoat. Totally looks like a stereotyped French WWII Resistance fighter from old films.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:15:35 – Let’s be quiet and make lots of noise.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:19:40 – If only Godzilla would pop out of the ground and say, “I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:19:27 Did you hear that? What?

VouxCroux: @kevincarr How is it that this film made several years after Jurassic Park (and prolly w/a larger budget) had worse SFX than JP?

FyodorFish: FyodorFish GODZILLA 1:21 Why can’t you leave GODZILLA alone? He’s just out for an evening stroll.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:21:24 – Section 5 is from Eureka, right?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:22:25 – Leave Godzilla alone. He’s just looking for another building to hump.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:21:54 – Look into my one eye and see I’m just saying hi.

VouxCroux: 1:22:00 How does it feel knowing you’re all going to die at the hand(claw?) of an iguana?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:22:40 – Yes we shot at you last time. But this time we just want to see.

carcarr819: GODZILLA 1:23:32 – Didn’t realize Tom Scavo had such an authoratitive role. Perhaps he could use some of that on DH to be the MAN in the fam

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:23:35 – Was that T-Rex?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:24:20 – And suddenly the movie turns into an Esther Williams flick.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:24 So t/military is trying t/exact same tactics that have failed them before? Bullets and missiles don’t work.

VouxCroux: 1:23:30 That’s what happens when you send an NCO do do an officer’s job. (ie, release of weapons) Why isn’t Kevin Dunn on the scene?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:24:17 – Nose dive!

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:25:00 – I think we’re locked on.

VouxCroux: 1:25:00 TOTAL misuse of the phrase “aye aye”

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:26:00 – Forget the Navy. All you need is Eric Cartman and a Japanese whaling vessel to take this thing out.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:25:50 He’s heading for the sub, which no one saw coming.

VouxCroux: 1:26:30 Wait, so Godzilla saw “Hunt for Red October?”

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:27:45 – Erm… we could end the movie here if we wanted to. But that wouldn’t be the Emmerich way.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:27:00 Let’s follow him in water this time. Godzilla = T-Rex and Crocodile’s baby!

VouxCroux: 1:27:50 no way is he dead. There’s still FIFTY(!) minutes left in the movie.

AronDej: Sorry I was absent for so long…

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:25 Godzilla is a good swimmer, a very good swimmer [in my best RAIN MAN voice].

AronDej: GODZILLA 1:26:40-ish – I don’t think the hudson river is that deep.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:28:00 Target was destroyed, see him rolling around?

AronDej: GODZILLA 1:28:20-ish Yeah… this scene hits a bit too close to home for NYC.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:28:40 – No fish were harmed in the making of this movie. The careers of MBroderick and Maria Patillo, not so much.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:28 Can you feel t/pathos? I sure can’t.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:29:35 – I’ve seen a lot of sci-fi/horror movies, and nothing that comes out of eggs looking like that are any good.

VouxCroux: 1:29:10 Like a true New Yorker, it’s not the loss of life, but the loss of the MSG that gets Hank Azaria pissed off.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:29 All of a sudden I’m getting an ALIEN/ALIENS vibe. May make an omelette after t/live-tweet.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:29:40 – Of course there are only 3 eggs… Oh wait, what’s that behind me?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:30:30 – Let me take this moment to personally thank Roland Emmerich for not making us watch Godzilla laying the eggs.

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:30:00 Why do we have to suffer another 00:48:40

VouxCroux: 1:31:08 How much you wanna bet MB will have a freak out about the blowing up of baby Godzilla eggs?

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:31:30 – I’m a worm guy. Reptiles are a step up.

AronDej: GODZILLA 1:31:30-ish Yeah, put your head up against the egg of a giant monster that is now making strange noises.

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:32:10 – Shhh… It feels good. Don’t talk. Just listen.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:32:50 – I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Emmerich!

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:32:39 I need to point my flashlight at every one of the eggs to make sure they are all moving.

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:32:30ish No you have a big problem

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:32 Shouldn’t t/baby Godzillas be imprinting themselves on t/human characters? Methinks yes.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:33:55 – We smell like fish. They like fish. Quick, get Tia Tequila in her as bait!

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:33:41 – What’s that smell? Is Megan Fox in this movie?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:34:50 – Cue the expendible French guys.

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:34:20 I’m glad the out of work velciraptors found work

VouxCroux: 1:35:20 I’ve already seen this movie; when it was called Jurassic Park

AronDej: GODZILLA 1:35:00-ish – Jeez Roland, you sure are a pussy. You wont even show us those guys getting ripped apart?

Regi_S: @kevincarr They need red shirts

Stellar143: GODZILLA – 1:35:20 – I need to sniff my fingers one more time. Just to make sure.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:36:05 – A very quick, very poignent gay moment for Hank Azaria, Knicks fan.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:35:30 We’re down two unnamed Frenchies. I miss them already.

Stellar143: And this is my 5,001 tweet! I love all my tweeps and thank you for sticking with me. <3 Even through my crazy times of tweeting constantly!

VouxCroux: @kevincarr not gay, he just has a "heterosexual man crush"

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:38:20 - The two Jeans didn't make it, we are reminded. And we all weep.

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:37:55 - It's busy! How do I use a phone?

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:38:54 Do you think we can fit in this small hole together? We can try!

VouxCroux: @kevincarr I know they all smell like fish, but there were a lot fish where they hatched. What's the diff? Why do the mini-gz's care?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:39:45 - Sing along with me now... Another Jean bites the dust.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:39 Air vents, big comfy air vents. They're a must in every action film. And there goes another French dude.

AronDej: GODZILLA 1:39: throughout - Oh. Look at that. More frenchies who cant defend themselves. Just like in WWII.

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:39:30 = PS - We are still carrying around guns that we know will not work.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:40:35 - Machine guns don't stop the velocizillas, but the riot doors at MSG do.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:40 Man, the French dudes are falling like...French dudes....

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:41:15 - This scene would be so much more effective if I gave even the tiniest shit about Matthew Broderick.

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:40:55 - Godzilla babies know how to use a door! How cute!

VouxCroux: 1:41:15 seriously now, this is just Jurassic Park redux. Emmerich owes Crichton some royalties.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:42:00 - That popcorn must smell like fish.

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:41:20 - Tapping the elevator button repeatedly always makes it happen faster.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:41 Our whiny hero: he's what's for an late evening snack.

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:41:00ish- Just think of the effects the hormones in the corn used to make popcorn will have on the baby godzillas

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:42:40 - I couldn't get out, but I'm out now.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:44:00 - The broadcast booth! We're saved!

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:43:47 Run Moe ,Run

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:43:10 - Hank wants to get eaten. There's just no other reason.

AronDej: GODZILLA 1:44:18 - I swear, those little godzillas better not kill the one frenchman who kick ass.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:44:45 - This movie has the same message as the movie VOLCANO. Were it not for the news media, we'd all be dead.

VouxCroux: 1:43:40 Godzilla SFX are horrible the mini-Godzillas are running in step.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:44 Odd how our heroes can always outrun t/mini-Godzillas.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:46:15 - And the real triumph in this movie: Audrey gets on TV. That's what it's all about.

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:46:10 - Yes, you're on. Maybe. Keep asking.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:47;10 - I knew it! These are just huge, sacly tribbles... without the cuteness and adorable song.

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:46:45 Matthew still doesn't sound like a scientist.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:47 What? Destroy Madison Square Garden? No. I say no. Let t/mini-Godzillas out. What harm could that do?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:48:10 0 I want you to blow up Madison Square Garden! Just like you did the Chrysler Bld., the Flatiron and the Met Life bldg.

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:48:35 Yay finally more action. 40 minutes later.

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:48:10ish - IDF News Independence Day Four

AronDej: GODZILLA - We need Kent Brockman to say: "I, for one, welcome our new baby godzilla overlords."

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:49:00 - "He's from France." That's your punchline. Steal it from a Coneheads sketch, maybe?

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:49:28 - They ate all of the food. For free.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:50:10 - Bullets and missles don't harm the velocizillas, but basketballs and gumballs do the trick.

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:50:00 HAHAHA. They tripped. That has to be the funniest part of the movie. Though, it wasn't that funny.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:49 Best line in t/entire movie: "He's from France."

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:50:15 - Brought down by gumballs . Wylie Coyote that ones for you

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:50 Our hero-scientist runs like a girl. Sorry, someone had to say it.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:52:20 - Well, they blew up the Garden... but did it get all the velocizillas?... Hmmmm? (cue STARGATE music)

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:52 And there goes Madison Round Garden. Bummer. I ran into Dustin Hoffman there once (in t/john).

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:52:35 Are you alright? Enter cheap rerun pick up line.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:53:40 - Hermaphrodite Godzilla is back, and boy is he/she pissed!

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:53:00 YAY end music.

VouxCroux: 1:53:40 Told you Godzilla wasn't dead!

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:53:20 - Wait, WTF?

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:53 Just when you thought it was over...Papa/Mama Godzilla is not a happy camper.

AronDej: GODZILLA 1:54:00 - "he looks angry!" I thought we established that Godzilla is a tranny?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:54:30 - And the girl trips! When was this film made? The 1950s?

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:54:00 - Uh oh. You've killed the big momma/pappa 's babies.

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:54:45 - Chain link fence will stop Godzilla.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:55:50 - Okay, New Yorkers arguing about directions is pretty funny.

Regi_S: Godzilla 1:55:36 Follow that taxi

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:56:10 - How come the French guy is driving the New Yorker's around?

AronDej: GODZILLA 1:56:30 - At this point, I think you guys are gonna need a miracle on 34th street.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:56:40 - Turn right on 34th Street! We'll need a miracle to survive... a miracle on 34th street! #badfreakingpun

AronDej: @kevincarr THIEF!

AronDej: @kevincarr Hopefully NEVER! Unless he made it mega campy.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:57:40 - Tom Scavo figures it out...

Stellar143: RT @AronDej GODZILLA 1:56:30 - At this point, I think you guys are gonna need a miracle on 34th street.

AronDej: GODZILLA 1:58:15 -What the... why was there a cougar meow/roar?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 1:58:20 - So when is Roland Emmerich going to remake MOTHRA?

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:57:30 He's back, since you didn't notice I had to tell you.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 1:57 All of a sudden Godzilla loses his motor skills.Slipping and falling? Seriously. I expected better (I know, I shouldn't have).

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 1:59:10 A missile couldn't stop Godzilla, but a tunnel will.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 2:00:00 - "Where's the nearest suspension bridge?" "San Francisco." "Dammit!"

kevincarr: GODZILLA 2:00:40 - Aw, Roland Emmerich. What did the Brooklyn Bridge ever do to you?

Stellar143: GODZILLA - 2:00:14 Pfft of course it has high beams.

@AronDej”: Maybe Ben Stiller could direct.

VouxCroux: @kevincarr What did the World ever do to Roland Emmerich? We let him constantly make bad movies. I'd say he's got a lot to be thankful for

kevincarr: GODZILLA 2:01:45 - Dear Roland Emmerich: Just b/c Hasselhoff is popular in your home country does not mean that Broderick is an action hero.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 2:03:40 - The tragedy of Godzilla. All he wanted to do was make some tunnels, lay some eggs and hump a few buildings.

VouxCroux: 2:03:50 how many missiles exactly do these airplanes have?

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 2:03 I'm going to miss the big guy when he's gone. Wait, no I'm not.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 2:05:30 - If Godzilla were played by Gary Busey, this would be the moment when he'd jump up and Mel Gibson would shoot him.

VouxCroux: 2:05:30 Is there a reason why there' still 13 minutes left in this movie? Why, God, why?

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 2:05 I'm getting a KING KONG (76 remake) vibe from this scene (heartbeat slowing, then stopping).

kevincarr: GODZILLA 2:06;15 - Ew. Summer cold.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 2:07:00 - Tom Scavo finally gets validation from his superior officer. Awwwww...

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 2:07 Goosebumps, I'm getting goosebumps. Oh right, I left t/window open.

kevincarr: GODZILLA 2:08:15 - Phillippe is "removing a few items from the tape," like Animals' sex romp with Garry Shandling and Sandra Bernhard

VouxCroux: @kevincarr "Philippe, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

kevincarr: GODZILLA 2:09:30 - Wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... it's over, or is it?

kevincarr: GODZILLA 2:09:40 - And ROLL CREDITS!

FyodorFish: GODZILLA 2:09 Oh and here's the sequel-ready scene. Talk about wishful thinking, Mr. Emmerich.

AronDej: AND ROLL CREDITS! And now for some Puffy featuring Jimmy Page!

FyodorFish: GODZILLA And w/that, one of t/worst all-time remakes runs out of celluloid. Thanks, Mr. Emmerich for all t/fish.

FyodorFish: RT @AronDej AND ROLL CREDITS! And now for some Puffy featuring Jimmy Page!// Catchy track, no?

AronDej: @FyodorFish Yeah, its catchy. But only because of the guitar. if i want that, I'll just go listen to Kashmir.

Regi_S: Godzilla 2:11:04 I hope there aren't 7+ minutes of credits

kevincarr: Final thoughts on GODZILLA: I still like the movie even though it's a velocizilla-sized turd. Lizards were cool. Broderick was uber-lame.

kevincarr: A big thanks to @FyodorFish @Regi_S @AronDej @VouxCroux and @Stellar143 for joining in on the live-tweet. It was awesome & hilarious!

FyodorFish: @kevincarr It was hella fun, without a doubt. Definitely. Looking forward to t/next one.

FyodorFish: GODZILLA Credits: Really? A cover of Bowie's "Heroes?" Why not stick w/t original? Bowie at his best.

Regi_S: Godzilla 2:18:40 and done. What? Where is the scene where the last egg hatches and we know for sure that there will be a Gozilla 2?

A big thanks to @FyodorFish @Regi_S @AronDej @VouxCroux, @carcarr819 and @Stellar143 for live-tweeting this mutated lizard-turkey!

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Fat Guy Kevin Carr rolled into the FOX 28 studios in Columbus, Ohio for a weekly movie review segment. This week, he talked about 2012 and Pirate Radio.

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Rated PG-13
Opens: November 13, 2009
Studio: Columbia Pictures
Starring: John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Thandie Newton, Oliver Platt, Woody Harrelson and Danny Glover
Directed by: Roland Emmerich

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On This Week’s Show: Kevin and Neil meet up in the Magical Studio in the Sky for an epic show about the end of the world. They gush (sort of) over Roland Emmerich’s movies and dance a jig around how awesome Fantastic Mr. Fox is. And Neil takes to the high seas in support of Pirate Radio while Kevin grumbles after not being offered a press screening. They lay down a Fat Guy Five about Roland Emmerich’s best movies, examine the box office numbers and even read an iTunes review and listen to a listener voice mail, proving that the phone number does work. Save us, John Cusack!

Films Reviewed this Week: 2012, Pirate Radio and Fantastic Mr. Fox

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Segment 4 [6:35] – DVD Round-Up: Neil’s picks are Up, Monsters Inc., Heat, Godzilla and The Negotiatoron Blu-ray as well as Ink on DVD; Kevin’s picks include Justice League Unlimited, Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut, Gabriel Iglesias: I’m Not Fat I’m Fluffy and 2012: Supernova; Review Recap and a look ahead to next week.

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