Rated R
Opens: November 25, 2009
Studio: Warner Bros.
Starring: Rain, Naomie Harris, Ben Miles, Rick Yune and Sho Kosugi
Directed by: James McTeigue
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Neil Miller is the Publisher and Executive Editor of Film School Rejects. He currently resides in Austin, TX where he is a member of the Austin Film Critics Association and regular contributor to six local radio stations. He has also written for CNN.com, Blogcritics and appeared as a guest on G4's Attack of the Show. Despite his newfound location, he still celebrates the filmography of Michael Bay, jumps like crazy during scary movies and has swirling rumors about his romantic links to many of the world's great beauties. He also has not changed his position on Kevin Carr's awful taste in movies. 
Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends. He was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. He is now a professional film critic read worldwide, much to the chagrin of Michael Bay.