Rated PG-13
Opens: March 28, 2013
Studio: Paramount
Starring: Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum, Dwayne Johnson, Adrianne Palicki and Ray Stevenson
Directed by: Jon M. Chu
Kevin says G.I. Joe: Retaliation kinda sucks!
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Rated PG-13
Opens: March 29, 2013
Studio: Open Road
Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Max Irons, Jake Abel, Diane Kruger and William Hurt
Directed by: Andrew Niccol
Kevin says The Host SUCKS!
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HITCHCOCKSTARRING
Anthony Hopkins as ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Helen Mirren as ALMA REVILLE
Scarlett Johansson as JANET LEIGH
Danny Huston as WHITFIELD COOK
Toni Collette as PEGGY ROBERTSON
Jessica Biel as VERA MILES
Studio: Fox Searchlight
Directed by: Sacha Gervasi
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WILLOWSTARRING
Warwick Davis as WILLOW UFGOOD
Val Kilmer as MADMARTIGAN
Joanne Whalley as SORSHA
Jean Marsh as QUEEN BAVMORDA
Patricia Hayes as FIN RAZIEL
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Directed by: Ron Howard
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THE HOSTMarch 29, 2013
STARRING
Saoirse Ronan as MELANIE/WANDA
Diane Kruger as THE SEEKER
Jake Abel as IAN O’SHEA
Max Irons as JARED HOWE
William Hurt as JEB STRYDER
Studio: Open Road
Directed by: Andrew Niccol
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This Week: Kevin tries to claim credit for his box office predictions, but Kristin quickly becomes hip to his jive-turkey plan. Soon, Kevin moves on to analyze the similarities between Michael Bay movies and the Twilight franchise, suggesting that if one type is dangerous and offensive, the other is as well. Eventually, they move on to reviewing the new films out there (or rather reviewing the one film they actually had a chance to see). They stick it to G.I. Joe: Retaliation and then show some relief for not having to sit through the new films from Stephenie Meyer and Tyler Perry. Kevin takes the opportunity to offend people with a statement of sacrilege before prattling on about his spring break Trekathon. Meanwhile, Kristin hangs her head in shame for her co-host.
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G.I. JOE: RETALIATIONMarch 28, 2013
STARRING
Dwayne Johnson as ROADBLOCK
Bruce Willis as GENERAL COLTON
D.J. Cotrona as FLINT
Lee Byung-hun as STORM SHADOW
Adrianne Palicki as LADY JAYE
Ray Park as SNAKE EYES
Jonathan Pryce as THE PRESIDENT
Ray Stevenson as FIREFLY
Channing Tatum as DUKE
Arnold Vosloo as ZARTAN
Studio: Paramount
Directed by: John M. Chu
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OSNAP: Good Porn Legislation
This week, Merrill confesses his love for his pharmacist, while Kevin asks the thoughtful and probing questions about whether her carpets match her drapes. Then they move on to crazy stories about having a mouse in the house (and no, that’s not a euphemism). Kevin continues to share too much by talking about his prostate and why it’s so important to shoot the shit with your doctor. Later on, they discuss the somewhat challenging question on whether it’s ethical for reviewers to have personal friendships with filmmakers. However, things swerve back into typical OSNAP territory when they highlight their crazy news story of the week, which brings a new meaning to the term “shaking the bushes.” Oh, snap!
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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Lincoln, Star Trek Enterprise: Season One Blu-ray, Continuum: Season One, Parental Guidance and The Collection
Stinker of the week: Killing Them Softly
Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 03/26/13
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Rated R
Opens: March 22, 2013
Studio: FilmDistrict
Starring: Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman, Dylan McDermott, Aaron Eckhart and Ashley Judd
Directed by: Antoine Fuqua
Kevin says Olympus Has Fallen kinda rocks!
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Rated PG
Opens: March 22, 2013
Studio: DreamWorks
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Ryan Reynolds, Emma Stone, Catherine Keener and Clark Duke
Directed by: Chris Sanders and Kirk De Micco
Kevin says The Croods kinda rocks!
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Rated PG-13
Opens: March 22, 2013
Studio: Focus Features
Starring: Paul Rudd, Michael Sheen, Tina Fey, Wallace Shawn and Sonya Walger
Directed by: Paul Weitz
Kevin says Admission kinda sucks!
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Rated R
Opens: March 1, 2013
Studio: Fox Searchlight
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Dermot Mulroney, Mia Wasikowska, Matthew Goode and Lucas Till
Directed by: Chan-wook Park
Kevin says Stoker kinda rocks!
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THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEYSTARRING
Ian McKellen as GANDALF
Martin Freeman as BILBO
Richard Armitage as THORIN
Andy Serkis as GOLLUM
Hugo Weaving as ELROND
Cate Blanchett as GALADRIEL
Christopher Lee as SARUMAN
Studio: Warner Bros.
Directed by: Peter Jackson
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OLYMPUS HAS FALLENMarch 22, 2013
STARRING
Gerard Butler as MIKE BANNING
Aaron Eckhart as PRESIDENT BENJAMIN ASHER
Morgan Freeman as SPEAKER TRUMBULL
Finley Jacobson as CONNOR
Dylan McDermott as FORBES
Rick Yune as KANG
Angela Bassett as LYNN JACOBS
Studio: FilmDistrict
Directed by: Antoine Fuqua
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