Monthly Archives: February 2013

OSNAP #23: Ass and Titties

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OSNAP: Ass and Titties
This week, Kevin returns form a weekend in the tropics, where he spent his time leering at bikini-clad ladies on a cruise ship, stuffing his face with an array of foodstuffs and getting a blotchy sunburn thanks to the Bahamian sun. Merrill stayed at home, of course, being Merrill. Kevin shares his stories about near-disastrous (and near-assterous) TSA searches, fat bellies over bikinis and why you should always try to get a handicapped room on a cruise ship. Merrill also shares a story of a Twitter feud and why some people should have their fingers cut off. Eventually they end on some Oscar talk and why people just shouldn’t get so offended, the cunts. Oh, snap!


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Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 02/26/13

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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Phineas and Ferb: The Perry Files – Animal Agents, The Master, Breaking Dawn: Parts I & II, Chasing Mavericks and How to Survive a Plague

Stinker of the week: Breaking Dawn: Parts I & II

Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 02/26/13

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Operation: Nikita – Black Badge

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Mission Objective: While trying to transfer documents relating to Kevin Carr’s secret recipe for gazpacho, Merrill and Rob come under attack at the hands of the evil Hash Aguirre and must fight there way through or die at the hands of the CIA… Oh, and they talk ass-kicking Nikita.

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‘Snitch’ Movie Review

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snitchSNITCH
(PG-13)
*1/2 (out of 5)

February 22, 2013

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Dwayne Johnson as JOHN MATTHEWS
Barry Pepper as AGENT COOPER
Jon Bernthal as DANIEL JAMES
Susan Sarandon as JOANNE KEEGHAN
Michael K. Williams as MALIK
Rafi Gavron as JASON COLLINS

Studio: Summit Entertainment

Directed by: Ric Roman Waugh
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Movie Review: ‘Snitch’ by Kevin Carr

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Rated PG-13
Opens: February 22, 2013
Studio: Summit Entertainment
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Susan Sarandon, Barry Pepper, Harold Perrineau and Jon Bernthal
Directed by: Ric Roman Waugh

Kevin says Snitch SUCKS!

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‘Atlas Shrugged Part II: The Strike’ Blu-ray Review

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atlasshrugged2bdATLAS SHRUGGED PART II: THE STRIKE
Blu-ray Review
(PG-13)
MOVIE: *1/2 (out of 5)
BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: **1/2 (out of 5)

STARRING
Samantha Mathis as DAGNY TAGGART
Jason Beghe as HENRY REARDEN
Esai Morales as FRANCISCO D’ANCONIA
Patrick Fabian as JAMES TAGGART
Kim Rhodes as LILLIAN REARDEN
Richard T. Jones as EDDIE WILLERS

Studio: Atlas Productions

Directed by: John Putch
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Episode 305 – The Big Fat Oscar Special #6

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This Week: Kevin and Kristin pull out their Oscar ballots and make predictions on the big awards. But before they face the Argo/Lincoln conundrum, they take a look at the two terrible movies new to theaters this week: Snitch and Dark Skies. They also throw some DVD and Blu-ray suggestions in there for good measure, along with a listener email. And Kevin also tries to channel Tyler Perry to disastrous effect.


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OSNAP #22: I’m Sure Your Thing Is Nice and Long

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OSNAP: I’m Sure Your Thing Is Nice and Long
This week, Merrill and Kevin announce an impromptu contest featuring a prize of Kevin’s krump sweat. Then, Kevin schools Merrill on the science of Metamucil while Merrill continues more stories of his computer woes. There’s a brief moment where Merrill shines with how connected he is, but Kevin soon strikes him down with talk of porn star Alexis Texas and her career choices. They continue with some news stories about stripping room mothers and how to masturbate in public with the simple excuse, “It fell out.” Finally, Kevin wraps things up with some interesting stories from the front lines of being a modern parent. Oh, snap!


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Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 02/19/13

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Kevin’s picks on DVD this week: Argo, Sinister, Monsters Inc. 3D, Anna Karenina and Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome

Stinker of the week: Atlas Shrugged: Part II – The Strike

Kevin Carr’s DVD Rundown for 02/19/13

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‘An American Girl: McKenna Shoots for the Stars’ Blu-ray Review

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mckennabdAN AMERICAN GIRL: MCKENNA SHOOTS FOR THE STARS

(not rated)
MOVIE: **1/2 (out of 5)
BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: * (out of 5)

STARRING
Jade Pettyjohn as MCKENNA BROOKS
Kerris Dorsey as JOSIE MYERS
Nia Vardalos as MRS. BROOKS
Ian Ziering as MR. BROOKS

Studio: Unviersal

Directed by: Vince Marcello
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‘The Sessions’ Blu-ray Review

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thesessionsbdTHE SESSIONS
Blu-ray Review
(R)
MOVIE: ***1/2 (out of 5)
BLU-RAY EXPERIENCE: ** (out of 5)

STARRING
John Hawkes as MARK
Helen Hunt as CHERYL
William H. Macy as FATHER BRENDAN
Moon Bloodgood as VERA
Annika Marks as AMANDA
Adam Arkin as JOSH

Studio: Fox Searchlight

Directed by: Ben Lewin
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Movie Review: ‘A Good Day to Die Hard’ by Kevin Carr

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Rated R
Opens: February 14, 2013
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Starring: Bruce Willis, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Jai Courtney and Megalyn Echikunwoke
Directed by: John Moore

Kevin says A Good Day to Die Hard kinda rocks!

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Movie Review: ‘Beautiful Creatures’ by Kevin Carr

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Rated PG-13
Opens: February 14, 2013
Studio: Warner Bros.
Starring: Emma Thompson, Jeremy Irons, Thomas Mann, Emmy Rossum and Viola Davis
Directed by: Richard LaGravenese

Kevin says Beautiful Creatures kinda sucks!

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Movie Review: ‘Safe Haven’ by Kevin Carr

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Rated PG-13
Opens: February 14, 2013
Studio: Relativity Media
Starring: Josh Duhamel, Julianne Hough, David Lyons and Cobie Smulders
Directed by: Lasse Hallström

Kevin says Safe Haven kinda sucks!

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Episode 304 – If I Were a Teenage Girl

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This Week: Kevin and Kristin celebrate a late Valentine’s Day in the Magical Studio in the Sky, talking about movies that will send everyone in the family to different theaters: the men can see A Good Day to Die Hard, the ladies can see Safe Haven, the teens can see Beautiful Creatures and the kiddies can see Escape from Planet Earth. They also talk about the impossible physics of the Die Hard movies, Nicholas Sparks cliches (of which there are many), terrible Southern accents and whatever the hell happened to Brendan Fraser’s career. They also play a listener voice mail, proving the phone number still works. XOXO


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