On December 12, Kevin was joined by some of his favorite tweeps to live-tweet the out-of-place yet uniquely different franchise installment, Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Here’s a log, complete with time-code for your home-viewing pleasure.

     

Regi_S: #h3tweet Opening credits rolling

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 00:26 John Carpenter (co-scored H3) could do more with one synth tone than… well anyone else.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 00:30 – Nothing says 80s horror like “ptwooo!” in the soundtrack!

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet awesome techno opening. I love you john Carpenter!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 01:30 – HALLOWEEN 3: THE ABSENCE OF MICHAEL MEYERS!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 02:00 – Dean Cundy was the cinematographer! Woot! He went on to do bigger and better things.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 2:24 True fact: Nigel Kneale (Quatermass flicks) wrote t/original screenplay. Took his name off t/credits.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet So it took all of 2 minutes and 40 seconds to draw a pumpkin on a video screen?

kevincarr: #h3tweet 02:40 – And all the epileptics in the theater (and at home) can now pass out.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 2:50 Im going to have a freaking seizure!

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 3:08 Jogging at night? Not particularly scary. Oh wait, he’s been chased by a car.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 03:30 – Um… Your fluffy red junk is hanging out.

kevincarr: @FyodorFish That’s called high-tech video progress right there. #h3tweet

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 4 days after my brithday. Maybe that’s why I love Halloween so much.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 3:30 Those are running clothes.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 3:45 a guy in a race with a car, wonder who will win that race lol

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 4:40 Gotta say, synth score is mighty catchy. Can’t stop nodding my head.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 05:10 – Cue killer dude with awesomely bad hair cut.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 5:00 why do bad guys always wear suits

kevincarr: #h3tweet 05:55 – At least the guy got rid of the feathery dart in his crotch, so it doesn’t look like he’s wearing a USC Trojan.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 6:37 Seriously? Did we just get a “One Hour Later” title on screen? How or why was that necessary?

kevincarr: #h3tweet 06:40 – “One Hour Later.” Wow. This movie gets pretty time specific.

StellarReviews: @FyodorFish LMAO #h3tweet me too. I was thinking the same thing 6:00

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 6:00 Evil guy is dead by getting crushed by car, glad we’re in a junk yard.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 07:15 – “Eight more days to Halloween! Silver Shamrock!”

Regi_S: Shamrocks and Halloween don’t go together #h3tweet

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 7:00 Junkmail is still a probably so that commercial didn’t help much.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 7:20 “Eight more days til Halloween…” creepy AND catchy.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 7:45 3 diffrent masks. what a great selection

kevincarr: #h3tweet 07:50 – Dear Token Black Dude… You might not live through this scene.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 8 more days til halloween!

StellarReviews: @Regi_S Yay you’re here. #h3tweet =~)

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 8:40 yay! he got away. Oh, but he died.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 8;50 there coming!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 09:00 – Do these evil henchmen always appear to a synthesized jump sound?

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 9:20 Enter one of t/greatest B-movie actors of t/1980s…Tom Atkins…

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 9:30 its the legendary Tom Adkins!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 09:45 – Gee, thanks Dad. Those masks must have put you back a whole $0.39 apiece.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet correction Tom Atkins.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 10:30 Divorced, alcoholic doctor = talk about a flawed hero. Can’t say I’m buying Atkins as a doctor, though.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 10:45 – Why is Huggie Bear still hanging around the hospital with the guy clutching the jack-o-mask?

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 11:00 black guy seems afraid he’s going to be accused of fucking this. guy up. what a surprise. always blaming the black guy

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 11:20 Oh, he’s alive.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 11:25 – Hmmm… Tom Atkins as I doctor, I don’t buy. But Tom Atkins as a drunk doctor, totally believeable.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 12:00 – Ew. Dr. Atkins hitting on the 45-year-old chubby nurse. And to think he banged Jamie Lee Curtis in THE FOG.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 12:00 And let’s add sexual harrasser to his many fine qualities…

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 12:30 Tom is gonna get some a lot better than Agnus!

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 13:45 Floor-level Steadicam = spooky (no, not really). Damn, he went w/death by eye gouge.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 13:50 why is the android wearing gloves? its not like he has any DNA

kevincarr: #h3tweet 14:15 – There are faster ways to kill people than breaking their septums after pierceing their eyes… but no cooler way.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 14:50 he wears gloves but is dumb enough to wipe bloody hands on the curtains? what an idiot

kevincarr: #h3tweet 15:30 – Security is generally bad for hospitals that are connected to a strip mall and a high school.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 15:30 Tom Atkins really can’t run can he?

kevincarr: #h3tweet 16:30 -Check out that fireman in the bg. I don’t even think he’s real.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 16:00 And, hello illogical plot turn. So t/killer does what to himself in t/parking lot? Why not something, you know, less public?

StellarReviews: #h3tweet well that was awesome he blew himself up. No one uses a gun anymore.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 16:00 now that’s a fun way to die1 light yourself on fire & explode

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 17:17 oh the phone stops working immediately after his call? Or he Just left it off the receiver? I’m confused lol.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 17:40 – Button up, Dr. Atkins. Do you think this is the 70s?

Regi_S: #h3tweet 17:56 Car is still smoldering

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 18:00 In case you’re wondering, it’s t/next morning, the 24th of October.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 18:00 Tom is ready to take advantage of the vulnerable girl. creepy

kevincarr: #h3tweet 18:40 – The sheriff always blames drugs in scenes like this.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 18:47 no your father isn’t dead bc of a crazy person! He was totally sane.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 19:20 Time to make t/moves on t/cute babe who just lost her father. Oh wait, not just yet.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 19:25 – Sorry your dad was horribly murdered. Would you like to bone in the on-call room?

ThatStevenC: @kevincarr well drugs are bad lol #h3tweet

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 19:20 time for Tom to put the moves on this young little one

Regi_S: #h3tweet 19:34 Tom will hold off on making his move until she is a little more distraught

StellarReviews: #h3tweet yea he’s fine of course. 20:25

kevincarr: #h3tweet 20;30 – What was Dr. Atkins asking if the coronor still had? Herpes, maybe?

StellarReviews: @FyodorFish #h3tweet they were doing so well with the date and hour.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 21:00 So what? The previous five days don’t merit screen time? Not cool.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 21:20 – Wah wah! They’re watching “the immortal classic” of JC’s Halloween.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 21:25 did they seriously just call HALLOWEEN a classic… In H3???lol

kevincarr: #h3tweet 21:55 – Ellie Grimbridge. Mourning daughter by day. Hollywood hooker by night.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 22:00 Enter father-less babe w/big hair and super-cool leather jacket. Oh and a neck scarf to complete t/ensemble.

Regi_S: #h3tweet 22:53 Tom doesn’t know whats going on other than wanting to sleep with Ellie

kevincarr: #h3tweet 23:10 – “I suppose you shop at the new mall like everyone else.” You mean the mall attached to the Arby’s and the hospital?

kevincarr: #h3tweet 23:45 – I have to disagree… “Pick up more masks.” does not constitute keeping great records.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 24:00 Santa Mira? As INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS Santa Mira? Busy for a fictitious small town.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 24:20 – Dr. Atkins just gave Hooker Ellie his come-hither “are we going to bone or what?” look.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 24:25 I can’t get out of hanging with a younger chick. Say hi to the kids for me wifey!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 25:45 – Thank you for the Silver Shamrock corporate history.

Regi_S: #h3tweet 25:ish Tom trying his best to get out of keeping the kids so he can get some tail

kevincarr: #h3tweet 26:00 – Never trust the Irish!

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 24:00-26:00 Work that electro-organ Mr. Carpenter, work it. Ahem.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 26:50 a camera? Awesome. LOL.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 26:55 – FYI… that video camera was super high tech back when this movie was shot… in case you were wondering.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 27:00 Looks a lot like t/town in VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED and/or IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 27:25 – Rent a motel room so we can have a good place to talk… and to have sex.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet Is back! Laptop froze then said i had no internet connection. very weird. working fine now though.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet Doublin Inn should be two time inn. Just sayin.

Regi_S: #h3tweet 27:45 I miss those gas prices

kevincarr: #h3tweet 27:55 – Seriously? The Irish dude working at the gas station also owns the motel and has an Irish brogue?

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 28:00 One of t/worst faux Irish accents I’ve heard…

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 28:00 its cozy, its quiet and the price is right! right for some sex!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 29:20 – The cast from FROM DUSK TILL DAWN has arrived.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet I wanna live in a small town and run the gas station and the motel.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 28:30 a lot of practice not packing and going to motels?

Regi_S: #h3tweet 29:45 Buddy and his wife are looking for wife swapping

kevincarr: #h3tweet 29:55 – Is that crazy woman from the Winnebego supposed to be sexy?

kevincarr: #h3tweet 30:30 – That’s way too much pink for any cheap motel… Pink is supposed to be *in* the room.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet its mr cochran. this movie could have been so much better if he was a mr coacker.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 30:30 Small town folk always act like zoo animals.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 30:35 its getting late. time for some sex!

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 31:05 are they talking about sleep or sex??? It’s still daylight!

Regi_S: #h3tweet 31:12 It’s Ellie doing the seducing

kevincarr: #h3tweet 31:20 – Dr. Atkins. You make my skin crawl.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 31:30 Personal hygiene is obviously not important to our hero (he’s willing to wear t/same clothes 2 days running).

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 31:40 Smooth move, Mr. Hero.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet where do you want to sleep doctor? this sounds like the start of a porno

Regi_S: #h3tweet 31:58 Even pull the pets in so they don’t die

kevincarr: #h3tweet 33:00 – If 6 o’clock is the curfew, why is the general store still open?

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 33:00 Just to clear up any confusion: writer/director Tommy Lee Wallace is NOT related to Tommy Lee Jones.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 33:00 what high tech cameras they have!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 33:25 – Jimmy Stewart, the later years.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet sex already? Geez. They met cuz her father was killed and by the afternoon they are married in a motel having sex. Wow. Awesome.

ThatStevenC: @StellarReviews Tom is a horny old man lol #h3tweet

tragedyman: Following #h3tweet makes me wish the upstairs TV had a DVD player hooked up to it so I could watch it as well.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 34:00 I’m gonna give you all this info I just want a drink and a dollar!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 35:00 – That was by far the most convenient hobo I have ever seen in a movie.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 35:00 And end exposition scene w/town drunk.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 35:20 poor hobo. your gonna die for fucking with the coackran!

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 36:02 If he was so scared of them why’d he talk about them in the first place? In front of the tv cameras? Lol

Regi_S: #h3tweet 36:11 Let go of his ear he knew what he was doing

kevincarr: #h3tweet 36:15 – From afar, they don’t exactly look like they’re ripping his head off.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 36:15 wow looked like they were forcing the hobo to give them a bj. turns out they were just pulling off his head

StellarReviews: Well he got lucky, maybe. He can’t prove it lol RT @ThatStevenC: @StellarReviews Tom is a horny old man lol #h3tweet

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 36:27 Well, at least they took his hat off b/f they removed his head. Budget didn’t stretch to decent practical effects, though.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 37:25 it’s normal for women who have never meet to exchange info with no reason for it…

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 37:30 Did you catch t/shout-out to San Fran and Union Station? Yeah, neither did I.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 38:15 – You’re really going to wrap up in that bedspread? You just had sex on that thing.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 38:15 don’t get the blanket wet! Geez.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 38:35 did I miss the sex scene? I thought i was going to see some skin.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 39:02 Did she just call him Sherlock? Yeah, she did. And yeah, my mind’s drifiting.

Regi_S: #h3tweet 39:23 Doc has a bucket of ice, a bottle of hooch and now a raging hard on to take care of

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 39:36. Geez they did it once and now it’s so natural to them.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 39:39 Good thing she packed a nightie for the impromptu road trick. I like her. She thinks ahead.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 39:40 – No one can resist the animal musk of Dr. Atkins “musktache.”

kevincarr: #h3tweet 40:00 – Just barely boob. Could have been more generous.

StellarReviews: There’s your skin w/his mouth on it! RT @ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 38:35 did I miss the sex scene? I thought i was going to see some skin.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 40:45 LMAO he asked he how old she was after they’ve had sex twice. Remember, he’s too old to keep up all night, geez.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 40:50 – Dr. Atkins is like an old, white trash James Bond, he gets so much tail.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 41:01 So now he asks her how old she is? Bit late for that, don’t you think?

Regi_S: #h3tweet 41:04 Now he’s worried about her age. Chris Hansen would have already had him sitting at the bar discussing what he was going to do

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet I remember full on boobs & not boob licking. wait how old are you? did I just sleep with an underage girl? should have thought b4

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 41:30 Shop owner lady reads Carlos Castaneda? How random.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 42: 10 – Best. Death. Ever!

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 42:35. What?

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 42:40 Gets my vote for ultra-gnarly, er, gnarliest death scene so far.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 42:45 those are some deadly little buttons.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 43:00 – Thank you for the butt shot, Tom Atkins. And thank you for not wearing underwear.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 43:02 I didn’t need to see his backside. Really.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 43:40 a bunch of men in white coats is neve a good thing.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 44:32 misfire? I would think that was intentional.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 45:00 I agree it was just a little accident. no biggie.

Regi_S: #h3tweet 45:13 I would have asked for a better company car than a Chevy Citation

Regi_S: #h3tweet 46:10 Teddy is no Abby Sciuto. Abby would have already solved this by now

kevincarr: #h3tweet 46:30 – Dr. Atkins must be a sex machine. He’s got women all over So Cali doing shit for him.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 46:30 bahahaha. Always ready for dinner with you while I’m in a motel snacking up with my pseudo wifey.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 47:35 – Such a huge factory, and they only make three masks?

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 47:40 damn this lady has such an annoying voice. wonder if shes an android too?

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 48:00 Getting a WILLY WONKA vibe from t/factory visit (as in not a good vibe at all).

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 48:55 damn! I though they’d say the wrong last name! That’s why happens when you sleep with someone you &don’t even know their name

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 49:45 yes he is incredible. More like incredibly evil!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 50:00 – With such a giant factory, you’d think this whole thing would be more automated.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 50:15 that looks like the mold of Freddy.

Regi_S: #h3tweet 50:29 They cut away from the rest of the tour the other part of the factory makes sex toys

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 50:50 He sure does have a lot of toys. what is this neverland ranch?

kevincarr: #h3tweet 51:00 – The soft chainsaw? Who gets punked with a soft chainsaw?

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 51:30 That “microchip” isn’t very micro, is it?

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 51:45 you can’t have this mask, it doesn’t have the killer microchip in it yet!

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 50:20 I think some health regs are being violated here. Yeah, it’s my legal background making a comeback.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 52:17 basically he said I’m not gonna tell you but it took like, a min.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 52:50 he’s one of the richest men and he lives in a small town.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 52:55 – Everyone is just dying to tell Dr. Atkins and Hooker Ellie useful information… and they just want to bone.

ThatStevenC: @kevincarr #h3tweet u would want to be boning Elle too!

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 53:00 Salesman’s wife seems to favor Victorian-era dresses. Reminds me of Angela Lansbury too.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 53:20 is she wearing a wedding dress from the 70s?

kevincarr: #h3tweet 53:55 – Convenience Theater presents… a look at her dad’s car.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 54:38 the Marines?! LOL. pack? I thought they didn’t?

kevincarr: #h3tweet 54:40 – “You pack. I’ll call the police.” Can we have sex one more time before we go?

kevincarr: @StellarReviews The 1870s. #h3tweet

kevincarr: @ThatStevenC Er, yeah… but I don’t have the swanky musktache that Dr. Atkins has. #h3tweet

StellarReviews: Hahaha yes you are correct! RT @kevincarr: @StellarReviews The 1870s. #h3tweet

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 55:40 And that BODY SNATCHERS vibe makes a comeback (creepy phone operator).

kevincarr: #h3tweet 56:40 – He tripped? is he a chick in a horror movie?

ThatStevenC: @kevincarr No, but you do have a big bushy beard. #h3tweet

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 56:21 you left her alone! Ugh. Figures.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 57:20 oh Tom you really suck at running

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 57:36 Feel that? That’s tension you’re feeling. And it only took an hour for us to get there. Yeah, H3 is all about t/slow burn.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 57:46 they have a high tech camera how is he is he hiding in a lit phonebooth?

kevincarr: #h3tweet 58:40 – Tom Atkins is just like a ninja… a chubby, white trash, clumsy ninja.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet I wonder who teaches the androids to drive these cars around the city? they seem pretty dumb so far not being able to catch old tom

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:00:00 – How many more days until Halloween is it? I lost count.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1;00:30 – He’s a doctor, and it took him that long to figure out he’s talking to a robot.

Regi_S: @kevincarr #h3tweet One

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:00:30 what is she wearing? Oh she’s not real.

Regi_S: #h3tweet 1:01:35 Punched the pudding out of him

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:01:45 – Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor not a robot technician.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:01 I think Tom almost had a heart attack after that chicks head came off.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:01 It’s mano a robot mano time. Yeah. Wait, haven’t we seen that yellow goo before? Oh right, ALIEN (all robots bleed yellow).

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:01:45 aww you killed the… Whatever.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:02:10 I would seriously be wanting some hand sanitizer after sticking my hand in that android.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:03:10 it’s HALLOWEEN!

Regi_S: #h3tweet 1:03:14 Yeah! It’s Halloween

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:03:20 ITS finally halloween

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:03:51 no one sees my secrets! Except you.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:04:30 – Why do evil geniuses always feel the need to explain their plan to the random dude caught snooping around?

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:04:45 What is this place? Its obviously his secret lair!

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:05:01 Big reveal owes a lot to Nigel Kneale’s original script, methinks (just see t/STONE TAPE for evidence).

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:05:20 – David St. Hubbins will be enraged to find out this is where Stonehenge went.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:06:20 so apparently stonehenge is magical now.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:06:30 Hmm, so I guess we won’t find out how they got that massive rock past customs, eh?

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:06:35 – There’s the girl. All tied up. Just like you like it.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:07:10 Finally, t/money shot we haven’t been waiting for: a giant stone rock as t/big reveal.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:07:36 no I’m not worried about being locked in a room with no windows.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:07:15 – Escorting the prize-winning family in the middle of the night to the factory… that’s not suspicious at all.

ThatStevenC: @kevincarr #h3tweet I think your the one who likes there women tied up!

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:08:07 Yeah, so I right about that WILLY WONKA vibe (taken to an extreme, of course).

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:08:15 – I don’t always make the best fashion choices, but I will never wear a shirt like that with a jacket like that.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:08:30 its time! its time! mass murder of children! horray!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:09:20 – Meh… I didn’t like that kid anyway.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:09:45 Angela Lansbury-wannabe is not happy right now, not happy at all. That Mr. Cochran is one evil bastage.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:09:55 I don’t like snakes. And he Just appeared out of a dead kid?

Regi_S: @kevincarr #h3tweet Without Superman pajama pants

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:10:20 I love how the kid dies from the mask, mom a hearattack, and dad a snake bite.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:10:30 – So kids wearing the masks turn into creepy crawlies. And everyone else has a seizure.

kevincarr: @Regi_S Of course not. I’m wearing the superhero pants. #h3tweet

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:11:50 9 p.m. East Coast, Central, or West Coast Time? Just want to have my mask on at t/right time.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:11:55 – These masks have a greater market share than any Hannah Montana merchandise.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:12:20 wearing a mask while skateboarding? what a great idea.

Regi_S: #h3tweet 1:12:30 With where the kids were walking in Phoenix I don’t think they will be getting any candy Looks kind of barren

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:13:22 will the other other woman save the day? Lol

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:13:50 – They apparently don’t pay this coroner enough to stand up. She must have the worst case of piles ever.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:14:00 It’s DRILLER KILLER time! Ahem, what are we watching again?

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:14:45 this chick must be the worst coroner ever to not know these were car parts earlier. oh she just died w drill to head

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:15:10 – And that’s the moral. Soft rock kills.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:15:10 since when doe that thing Need a power drill? Especially if you aren’t gonna show it lol

Regi_S: #h3tweet 1:15:25 Death by drill . Now I won’t to watch Slumber Party massacre

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:16:00 do I really need a reason to kill as many kids as possible? IDK I guess kids can be pretty damn annoying.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:16:25 Man, this old dude really likes to flap his lips, doesn’t he? Just get on w/it man.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:16:30 – Why does Carlos the gas station attendant have a brogue, but the evil genius doesn’t?

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:17:20 only 20 minutes left and the first mention of the world witchcraft. awesome. there making him watch hallowwen.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:17:27 Evil old dude reveals he’s into astrology. Now, I’m really scared.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:17:50 – And a music cue from the original “classic” HALLOWEEN makes an appearance.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:18:00 Watching HALLOWEEN again, are we? Showing a superior horror flick during a mediocre one? Might want to rethink that.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:18:36 ohhh buttons!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:18:55 – And Dr. Atkins is restrained… just like Jesus on the cross. But Jesus didn’t have that awesome skull mask.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:18 That was one seriously accurate throw, from a restrained sitting position no less.

Regi_S: #h3tweet 1:19:45 The Doctor might just be MacGyver

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:20:20 he escapes! Look at the tv. You’re a bad evil guy. And not in a good way.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:20:30 – Thank god this factory was built with the standard man-sized ventilation shafts.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:20:30 Tom escaped? oh shit whats gonna happen?

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:21:40 aren’t we glad cameras move faster Now?

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:22:17 all other doors are locked! Except this one I found… Oh and a phone that works.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:22:20 – He’s in the factory. He’s out of the factory. He’s back in the factory. Make up your mind, Dr. Atkins.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:23;05 Tom’s wife seems to be an annoying bitch who doesn’t know when to listen

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:23:25 – Too bad Dr. Atkin’s ex-wife is the only woman in So Cali who isn’t under his control.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:23:30 Hoping that onscreen counter is accurate (as in t/H3’s ending soon).

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1;23:50 ugh he knows you’d go in there geez lol

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:23:55 – “Ellie!” Let’s get out of here. But can we bang once more time before we leave?

ThatStevenC: @kevincarr well she is his ex! he probably couldn’t control her #h3tweet

Regi_S: #h3tweet 1:24:00 Bet the good Doctor copped a feel during the rescue

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:24:55 – If it’s Halloween already, and they just made the masks for massive human sacrifice, why are they still making them?

ThatStevenC: 1:25:08 these sudden bits of techno music are hilarious #h3tweet

ThatStevenC: 1:26:40 Tom is performing some crazy ninja stealth action #h3tweet

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:27:08 hahaha he pushed buttons! I knew they’d come in handy!

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:27:46 this is hilarious!!! Hahaha! That was easy.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:27:50 Wow. That probably went waaaaay better than Dr. Atkins thought it would.

Regi_S: #h3tweet 1:27:50 more pudding

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:27:55 well that was easy, he just killed the whole factory

Regi_S: #h3tweet 1:28:45 Well played good doctor *Golf clap

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:28:45 Wow, I totally don’t remember this at all. Circle of blue light? Stone as energy conduit? Evil dude? Stone? What?

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:29:00 So cochran just turned to stone and vanished. ok I guess that makes perfect sense.

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:30:00 – Again, Dr. Atkins’ skills as a doctor are tested… and he fails miserably.

tragedyman: If the world were a just 1… RT @kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:11:55 – These masks have a greater market share than any Hannah Montana merchandise.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:30:00 Dr. Hero just had his oh-shit moment. No, not Elie. Yeah, she wasn’t much of a heroine, bu I dug her 80s style.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:30:20 oh shit Elle is evil too! time to kill your fuck buddy I guess.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:30:59 wait… If she is one of them why did she let him kill her kind and ruin the plan?

StellarReviews: #h3tweet why use the brake? Pfft it’s overrated!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:31:35 – Even decapitated, the Ellie robot has a nice ass.

tragedyman: Should be the moral of EVERY movie & TV show. RT @kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:15:10 – And that’s the moral. Soft rock kills.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:31:40 Tom was successful in taking off her head, but the bitch is still alive/ damn those crazy androids!

ThatStevenC: @kevincarr I had a feeling you were going to say that #h3tweet

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:32 Wait, what happened to t/real Ellie? Don’t tell me she was an android all along? No, that doesn’t make any sense (like H3).

StellarReviews: #h3tweet 1:32:24 hahaha. “Uhhhh” bc her robotic arm weighed a ton!

Regi_S: #h3tweet 1:33:00 Oh yeah she will

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:33:15 – And Huggie Bear gets a final nod in the end.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:33:32 the old black guy is back and there in a junkyard. this seems strangely familiar.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet 1:34:34 thankfully Cochran was smart enough to put his commercial on all three channels lol and roll credits!

kevincarr: #h3tweet 1:34:50 – And ROLL CREDITS!

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:35:02 Wait, that’s it? I want to know what happened to t/real Ellie. And oh yeah, t/third commercial.

kevincarr: Final thoughts on HALLOWEEN 3… Goofy as hell, but a pretty unique story. Wish they made more of these. #h3tweet

Regi_S: #h3tweet Last channel must have been a fox affiliate. Credits roll

Regi_S: #h3tweet @FyodorFish I thought she received a misfire

FyodorFish: #h3tweet 1:36:06 Well, at least we can rock out to Carpenter’s synth score. Reminds me of t/Dr. WHO theme. Everyone, nod your heads…

StellarReviews: #h3tweet FINAL THOUGHTS? LOL. Ok.

FyodorFish: #h3tweet Final thoughts? I’d forgotten huge chunks of H3, all for good reason. I’m w/@kevincarr, though. Wish there had been more.

ThatStevenC: #h3tweet Final thoughts on H3… a really cheesy horror film that is far better than people think. & better than most of the sequels.

StellarReviews: #h3tweet time for my wine after that. @ThatStevenC I should have been drunk for that.

Regi_S: #h3tweet Final thoughts on H3. Early 80’s horror cheese that almost seems made for TV if it weren’t for Tom Atkins’ ass

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