On December 4, Kevin was joined by @StellarReviews, @ThatStevenC and @carcarr819 to live-tweet the neo-horror classic Cabin Fever. Here’s a log, complete with time-code for your home-viewing pleasure.

     

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 00:30 – Rider Strong! The Taylor Lautner of this movie.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 00:50 – And Cerina Vincent. A very sweet girl… and totally hot.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet what has Rider Strong done since this? Damn

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:17 I’m bored… hehe jk.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 02:20 – Produced & Directed by Eli “Bear Jew” Roth.

ThatStevenC: @StellarReviews lol yes the opening credits are kinda lame #cabinfevertweet

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 2:38 Pretty first scene at least.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 03:10 – Also starring the woods from EVIL DEAD

StellarReviews: @ThatStevenC sorry couldn’t help it #cabinfevertweet

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 3:30 poor dead doggy!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 03:55 – How long does it take to recognize a dead dog?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet a homeless guy in the woods. Awesome. awww and he is trying to wake up his puppy. #cabinfevertweet

kevincarr: @ThatStevenC Rider Strong was in the super-famous direct-to-DVD PULSE 3 #cabinfevertweet

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 4;00 No more fucking finals. That will be me in a week, only i won’t be dumb enough to go into the woods imediately after

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 05:10 – PANCAKES!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 5:23 Didn’t TX Chainsaw teach us NOT to stop in mostly abandomed small towns of weirdos? Just curious.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 5: 45 creepy kid! I thought you were suppose to train your kids not to bite strangers. damn

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 5:53 That wasn’t the cat on her tongue.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 06:15 – A stream around back to wash your hand from the Dennis tetanus bite? Don’t they have a bathroom?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 6:38 He’s gonna sue a guy in the middle of no where? For What? That awesome hat?

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 6:45 sue the little bastard

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 7 min he seriously washed his hands in that stream Damn that’s beyond sick.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 07:10 – Would you wash your hand anywhere around that many flies? Where’s the Purell?

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 07:35 – When George Lucas & his flannel shirts retires and opens a general store.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 7:35 It’s gay Santa!

ThatStevenC: @kevincarr #cabinfevertweet I thought it was santa!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 8:05 and the only warning they get to NOT go into the woods.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 08:35 – Oh, that’s what the rifle’s for. Do they have any n-word piss to go along with it?

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet “That’s for niggers” wow where the hell are we?

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 09:20 – I have to admit it… the nougat is a very good reason to steal a Snickers bar.

ThatStevenC: @kevincarr hell yeah snickers are tasty #cabinfevertweet

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 9:57 If I left my juice somewhere anywhere near there, I’d leave it there.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 10 :00 I left my apple juice back at the store, is this guy 3 years old lol

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 11:10 – It’s only a matter of time for Cerina to get naked. Awesome!

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 11:30 Damn these kids are horny.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 11:30 Oops.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 11:30 – @carcarr819 just realized that Rider Strong is in this movie. She’ll pass out when she sees what happens in an hour

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 12:20 – The loudest BB gun I’ve ever heard. Perfect for killing squirrels, gay or straight.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 12:15 it’s just a BB gun. No one can get hurt.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet that is an awesome looking bb gun

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 12:35 PS – The best way to pick up a chick is to take her on a week long trip and then corner her!

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 13:00 Rider strong is giving his I know we are good friends but I want to fuck you

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 13:20 – Thank you, Cerina.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 13:39 HAHAHA. Ok. Sorry. He likes it from behind.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 13:45 – I have no idea what she just did to him, but I sure hope she washes her hands before she makes dinner.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 13:45 boobs

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 14:20 – That’s a whole hella lotta Rider Strong armpit hair.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 14:30 Oh that was awkward, she must know he wants some

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 15:10 Wait! The blob!!! Oh, wrong movie.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 15:30 damn what a tease.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 15:30 – “Don’t be gay”? In response to a dude asking a girl if this is a date. She needs to buy a dictionary.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 15:41 Don’t be gay… Ha. Tease ‘em and leave ‘em.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 16:00 Ring of fire!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 16:22 I told you the BB wouldn’t hurt!

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 16:30 oh shit I just shot a hobo!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 16:55 He’s sick. Give him your hand.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 17:00 don’t cough on me you dirty hobo!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 17:20 – Is that a Remington 30-06 BB gun?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 17:30 Oh wow drop the F bomb like 6 times in 10 seconds. Sweet.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 17:45 It’s smokey the clown! haha

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 18:15 – These kids have no frakking idea how to roast marshmallows.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 18:20 We love traumatic stories! Tell us now how you were traumatized.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 18:35 scary! a bowling alley

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 19:20 – We are suddenly flashing back to HOSTEL 3: BOWLING ALLEY.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 19:30 awesome story, this kind of crazy torture should’ve been in hostel

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 20:04 Disgruntled employee was a murderer? And that was his playground. Awesome.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 20:25 Eli Roth is one creepy bald dude

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 20:35 – The happy bald guy is @EliRoth

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 20:48 Bowling with organs looks fun.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 21:25 – A Q-Bert machine. I freaking loved Q-Bert!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 21:28 Oh now I remember why I didn’t like this movie. FACED.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 22:00 Yeah he’s a professor of being a dog

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 22:20 – So is @EliRoth like Eddie Murphy in this movie, playing multiple roles… and smoking weed.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 22:38 A skater that smokes MJ? Who would have thought?

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet Grim is my skating name. what a loser lol

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet Let’s only drink beer for the rest of the trip. great idea

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 23:51 Bring the weed…haha.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 24:00 – This is subtle, but it kinda looks like Rider Strong brunsed in his pants.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 24:40 The fifth wheel is always the awesome guy.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 25:00 why didn’t we get to see the shower massage scene?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 25:06 PS – I forgot to tell you about the sick guy with boils everywhere who I shot.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 25:15 – When the bloody, coughing guy shows up at your doorstep… close the door!

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet or the dog masterbation scene.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 25:49 He’ll touch the SOAP… That’s not better then the creek in the back??

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 25:55 – He’s really concerned that the diseased homeless man is going to touch someone’s douche.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet He’s gonna come in and touch all our shit.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 26:38 let’s puke blood all over the cab and everywhere. At least he wasn’t inside!

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet lets beat the hobo to death with a baseball bat, then light him on fire, sounds lite Grand theft auto

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 27:17 STOP DROP AND ROLL. Not keep running in the woods.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 27:25 – Mysterious disease or not, I’m pretty sure these kids are stupid enough to kill themselves in the Four Seasons.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 28:18 Don’t touch me I wanna see the hobo.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 28:25 – A sleeping mask? I thought only old ladies wore those.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 28:30 who the hell honestly wears a sleep mask? I mean seriosusly?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 28:33 That makes reminds of @katyperry s song “you’re so gay”

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 28:46 The girl is gonna go get help while the boys fight.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 30:00 “it means your a fucking pussy.” What a dbag

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 30:25 – Next time I go camping, I’m bringing 17 Britta pitchers.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet Tasty! dead & diseased hobo in the water supply

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 30:42 What she meant was “I wanted him to come inside and puke blood everywhere, not otuside.”

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 30:45 – “That guy asked us for help. We lit him on fire.” You know, when you put it that way, it makes us sound like asses.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 31:26 People still drink water? Especially from the middle of nowhere.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 32:00 here drink this diseased water, it will make you feel much better. Why didn’t they bring bottled water?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 32:29 hahaha. I think she’s a little mad.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 32:50 this woman is the definition of a women I would not like to fuck.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 33:10 – I wouldn’t eat that meat, either… and I love meat.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 33:15 The animals are sick and I just slaughtered one, and put it’s blood all over my neck.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 34:20 The hobo has a family. He just likes being a hobo.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 34:30 Oh shit we killed Henry. I wouldn’t want to piss of this chick

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 34:40 – @carcarr819 has totally fallen asleep. I think I’ll wake her up for the Rider Strong sex scene later.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 35:01 HAHAHA. Was he really running like that? I know bleaching your hair might make you seem girly, but that run proves it

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 35:15 – She’s “going for help.” In a canoe. Is she hoping to get help from Sacajewea?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 36:07 Hello? Is anywhere here in this open field?

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 36:25 – That Cerina Vincent ass shot was totally stolen by the director of the Texas Chain Saw remake.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 36:40 All of a sudden she lost her courage. D*ck-nose?? lol

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 37:58 We heard about the problem you had here last night, and, well, no one wanted to come out last night.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 38:35 – I doubt this guy is even a real cop. I think that badge he’s wearing is made of chocolate.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 39:40 Every other word is party. After they just murdered a guy it’s time to drink more and party.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 40:15 – “Five pounds of dangling meat”??? That’s like 87 inches. Even on the outside, that’d be dangerous.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 40:20 WHAT TOWN? I didn’t see a town.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 41:07 You are so top priority you have to wait until tomorrow!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 41:20 – Deputy Winston is strangely interested in the partying. I think he’s about 15 years old.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 41:30 You’re gonna call 911? From what phone? You just said you didn’t have a phone.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 41:50 any cop who rides a bike is clearly a loser lol

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 42:25 That bloody cab reminds me of the Pulp Fiction car.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 42:55 – Awwwww… puppy…

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 43:10 If your gonna hit it, hit it hard. smart thinking when you want to kill something

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 44:30 we get it. enough shots of a cup of water and gloomy music.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 45:12 Stay and cuddle.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 46:10 – Rider Strong’s motto: It’s not rape if she’s moving.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 46:25 at least wake her up b4 fucking her rider strong

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 47:00 – What is up with the John Carpenter STARMAN score to undderlay the date rape?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 47:20 He’s glad she’s finally letting him go there. But, Wait. The music changed! Wait.. what is that…

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 47:52 She went from ready to sick in 2 seconds flat.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 48:00 oh shit she’s got it! Time to put her in the shed and let her die

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 48:20 – It’s a shame that flesh-eating bacteria had to spoil Rider Strong’s a-rapin’ moment.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 49:40 Who needs help? We’ll just lock her in the shed.

ThatStevenC: @kevincarr #cabinfevertweet I wonder if it was a different kind of blood, would he have continued with the raping?

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 50:00 – So quarantining the infected after washing your hands in her blood seems to be a little late to the game.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 51:15 – Rider Strong continues to use the baseball bat in self defense of trucks that have been vomited on.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 51:15 If you’re scared, at least hold the bat right.

kevincarr: @ThatStevenC I’d like to think he has standards. #cabinfevertweet

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 52:10 What’s the point in making a run for it when there is only one chick in the way?

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 52:20 – The moral of the story seems to be that if you’re a tease, you’ll get locked up. It’s better to be a little slutty.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 53:10 – If Rider Strong starts wanking it, I’m punching the television.

publicjerkers: RT @kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 53:10 – If Rider Strong starts wanking it, I’m punching the television.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 53:15 Oops my friend’s dying but I wanted to stare at your hot wife.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 53:55 at least Rider wasn’t caught looking at the chick with his dong out!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 54:00 Yea, the town will be so much safer with the wanna be werewolf girl biting people’s fingers.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 54:40 Oh now he’s gonna finally stand up almost an hour later.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 55:00 – They seem to forget that they could hike out of there.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 55:35 – Oh snap! He’s got a Ron Jeremey shirt on. That’s both awesome and really gross.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet oops. They forgot about their sick prisoner.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 56:24 I guess flesh eating diseases are not painful.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 56:30 – “I think I’ve got a fever.” Really?. What was your first clue?

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 57:00 oh shit everybodys starting to get sick, how did it get to his dick. probably 2 much jerking off in the woods

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 58:00 – That truck is getting the worst of everything.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 58:20 Well now he’s gonna leave everyone behind because he’s sick. No one wanted to go with him. LOL

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 58:25 – “Did that old guy touch you?” Naw, not in that way, pervs!

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 58:30 at least she didn’t have diarrhea all over the car

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 58:50 – “Oh god. She’s bleeding again.” I’m pretty sure she hasn’t stopped.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 59:25 we’re all abt to die but i can’t leave without my beers

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 59:30 I’m taking the beer since no one touched that and I’m outta here!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:00:45 – If I’m ever on a plane about to crash, I hope I’m sitting next to Cerina Vincent.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:00:45 Really? that’s your last thought when you’re about to die?

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:01:25 – Literine as a male douche. That’s gotta burn.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet im abt to die, lets have sex!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:02:00 – Awesome. There’s a DO NOT SIT NEXT TO DENNIS sign. I need one of those.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet Do that not remember the flesh eating disease??? Don’t worry about me? I think that would be my FIRST concern. Just saying.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:02:30 – PANCAKES!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet PS – Alcohol will purify you from STDs and Flesh Eating Diseases.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:02:40 Look at that mullet.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:02 Pancakes! Why is the kid doing karate and yelling pancakes? lmfao

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:02:50 – What does pancakes have to do with karate moves? I have no idea, but it’s awesome!

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet you get my boy sick its the same as murder, yeah that makes a lot of since. dumb hillbilly

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:04:15 – “We’ll need the kit.” You mean they have a kit for taking care of cabins filled with diseased college kids?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:04:52 Aww the dirty girl. She knew what was gonna happen.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:05:24 here’s the lynching by the townfolk

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:05:41 Yep, that deputy was right! The whole town loves to party.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet this movie might set a record for saying the word fuck, oh wait its not a rob zombie film!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:06:13 Yea, let’s climb down the poll into diseased water. that’s sooo smart.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:06:20 – When you see a dead body, you should poke it with a stick.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:06:45 Ewww he got it in his mouth!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:06:50 – There are seriously not enough handi-wipes in the world that would get me clean from that.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:06 lets touch the dead guy in the water with a stick and then fall on him. great idea rider strong

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:07:15 now he needs a tub of Ajax, Bleach, and Purell.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:08:20 – Flesh-eating bacteria or not, there’s always a good reason to get Cerina Vincent naked in a bathtub.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:08 when I have a flesh eating disease, I’ll be sure to remeber to shave my legs!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:08:03 Who shaved that way? Seriously? And keeps shaving though her skin is coming off. Doesn’t hurt.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:09:33 So you leave your only weapon? It just keeps getting better.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:09:40 – Guess what @carcarr819 is feeding the toddler right now… That’s right – PANCAKES!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:10:15 – Awwww… poor puppy. Though he probably shouldn’t have eaten so many people.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:10:20 That dog is hungry!

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:10 at least she still has a great smile!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:11:00 – Nothing says I love you like almost raping a childhood friend, then bashing her face in.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:12:39 Got him… Wrong guy. Oops now we’re all dead.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:13:10 and his nads keep getting bigger. at least Rider Strong is killing everyone now!

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:13 “It’s the water!” I think your abt a day too late to say that

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:14:00 – I’m taking my next vacation through Bunyan travels right after we travel to Eastern Eur with Bloodhound Hunting

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:14:15 Did he think he wasn’t going to get it after falling into the cess pool o’ flesh eating diseased body of water?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:14:27 Grim of course. That’s why he never brought the MJ back!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:15:20 – Oh come one… that deer isn’t even real.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:15:31 Deputy meant underaged girls. No no no. tsk tsk.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:16:00 I wish they would make deer at least look like one.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:16 there seems to be a lot of blood on the windshield of cars

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:16:30 – Where did Deputy Winston find these hot chicks?

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:17:10 – I’m waiting for the Disney Channel cartoon “Deputy Winston Saves the World”!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:17:11 haha underage booze party.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:17on no Rider is fucked

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:17:49 I can’t shoot him darnit.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:18:00 – Is the harmonica guy expecting to play him away like a Oscar speech that goes on too long?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:18:14 haha let me hold you down and puke blood on you.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:18:43 The underage party what are you doing!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:19:05 – Yeah, I wouldn’t stop for him either.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:19:15 Where the heck did all these cars come from??

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:19 he should have puked on Winston for being such a shitty cop

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:20:00 – The Easter Bunny is a doctor at this hospital? Where did *he* get his medical degree?

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:20 since when did the easter bunny work in the ER?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:20:25 The only way I’ll recover is by dreaming of the girl I had to bash her head in. *sigh*

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:21:10 – I’m sure there could be an argument made for just nuking the whole town.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:21:40 party man. Party Party Party. Even after you bashed my head too.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:21:50 – Deputy Winston is the greatest character in this movie. He’s like Jim Parsons from THE SIGNAL.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:22 oh Winston, your setting such a great example by drinking and driving

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet Rider Strong says “Hey I killed my girlfriend and all I got was this lousy flesh eating disease.”

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:23:40 – I’ll bet he’s seriously reconsidering his decision to not buy any fox urine.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:23:40 WHY would you go back??? SERIOUSLY? Ugh.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:24:45… I left them alone and came back and their dead. I thought they’d bee all better.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:25:10 You made it… Back to the cabin to die your horrible death now. Idiot.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:25:45 – And just like Duane Jones at the end of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, so it goes.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1;25 ouch I don’t know if I’d rather die from a flesh eating disease or by getting shot like 10 times by the cops.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:26:10 – Something tells me that Deputy Winston may have kept a couple pieces of Cerina Vincent for recreational use.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:26:20 Why call real authorities or, say, the CDC. Nah, we’ll just burn a few bodies and be ok.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:27:01 Sad thing is, I could totally see some idiot redneck hillbillies bringing down humanity.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:27:10 – That’s five cents to die. Enjoy the flesh-eating lemonade.

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet 1:27 the santa who hates black people is back!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet uh oh 1:27:45 looks like he likes black people now. Gay old Santa.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:27:50 – One of the best racial punch lines in a movie ever made.

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:28:10 – And ROLL CREDTIS!

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:28:10 OMG Banjos. It’s over. YAY…

ThatStevenC: #cabinfevertweet I forgot santa liked black people!

kevincarr: #cabinfevertweet 1:28:45 – Now pardon me while I have a bottle of Down Home Spring Water… wait! What the F?

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet And they plagued the earth with flesh eating disease because we all wanted to drink clean, bottled water, not tap.

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet It had a great idea… But sadly, it was ruined by rednecks and stupid teenagers. Imagine that.

kevincarr: @StellarReviews Congratulations. You survived. #cabinfevertweet

StellarReviews: @kevincarr #cabinfevertweet haha… This time I wasn’t so mad. I laughed most of the time. ;~)

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet 1:32:07 Gay Santa said Word. WTF?

kevincarr: Final thoughts on CABIN FEVER… heavily flawed but still a bloodly lot of fun. Plus, I love Cerina Vincent, so it’s a win! #cabinfevertweet

StellarReviews: #cabinfevertweet Final thought on CABIN FEVER – It had the plot… If you watched it with no sound it’d be awesome. Gore is always good.

ThatStevenC: Final thoughts on Cabin Fever… a entertaining horror film with plenty of gore, boobs, alcohol and dumb college kids for everyone!

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• The ‘Halloween Resurrection’ Live-Tweet
• Kevin Live-Tweets ‘The Blob’ (1988)
• Second Reel Episode 7 – The Worst of the Decade
• The ‘Creepshow’ Live-Tweet
• The ‘Love, Actually’ Live-Tweet
• The ‘A Christmas Story’ Live-Tweet
• Kevin Live-Tweets ‘The Grinch’ (2002)
• Kevin Live-Tweets ‘Black Christmas’ (1974)

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